The Giant Exploding Cheesecake
i_b11_01 Book 11What happened
Once upon a time there was a giant cheesecake. One night, it exploded. Three people were injured not in the actual explosion, but during the cleanup process. Edward Smee-Spoon twisted his ankle. Josephine Josephs-Josephs got a wrist blister, which she then twisted. Then her brother, Joseph Josephs-Josephs, twisted his wrist whilst trying to pop her twisted wrist blister.
Resolution
The story ends with 'the end' after describing the injuries.
The pages
extraction note This is the joke Chapter 0 framing story; treated as a standalone incident per book structure.




