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The Giant Exploding Cheesecake

i_b11_01 Book 11

What happened

Once upon a time there was a giant cheesecake. One night, it exploded. Three people were injured not in the actual explosion, but during the cleanup process. Edward Smee-Spoon twisted his ankle. Josephine Josephs-Josephs got a wrist blister, which she then twisted. Then her brother, Joseph Josephs-Josephs, twisted his wrist whilst trying to pop her twisted wrist blister.

who Edward Smee-Spoon - Josephine Josephs-Josephs - Joseph Josephs-Josephs

Resolution

The story ends with 'the end' after describing the injuries.

The pages

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extraction note This is the joke Chapter 0 framing story; treated as a standalone incident per book structure.