FMM-66 activates during dental procedure causing chain reaction
i_al1_04 Almanac (al1)What happened
Dr. Hoffinius McWhiskersonn was extricating a double-molar pontoon plate release-spracket from patient Gladys Winker-Shniddsville when his FM-66 suddenly activated and attacked his right foot. He yelped in fright. Gladys clamped her jaw shut hard on his hand. He pulled his hand back, pulling out her false teeth, which flew across the room and landed on the neck of his trainee assistant Terence Ipp. Ipp, terrified of Clam-leeches and thinking one was on his neck, let out a blood-curdling scream.
Resolution
It took 3 weeks for Terence Ipp to calm down, after which he decided not to pursue a career in dentistry. Gladys Winker-Shniddsville demanded her money and false teeth back. Dr. McWhiskersonn took the FM-66 back to the factory and they were happy to replace it.
