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3D Macro-map All Aardvark hole-diggers come equipped with 3-dimensional macro-maps.

All Aardvark hole-diggers come equipped with 3-dimensional macro-maps. al1:c01:p005

3D Macro-map The 3D Macro-Map allows the user to see exactly where they are when underground.

They allow the user to see exactly where they are, when underground. al1:c01:p005

3D Macro-map Radar functionality allows the 3D Macro-Map to see through the ground to other machines and other tunnels, with a range of 25 miles.

Radar functionality allows them to see through the ground to other machines and other tunnels, with a range of 25 miles. al1:c01:p005

3D Macro-map Infra-red functionality allows the 3D Macro-Map to assess soil type and density at a range of up to 5 miles.

Infra-red functionality allows it to assess soil type and density at a range of up to 5 miles. al1:c01:p005

3D Macro-map Infra-green functionality allows the 3D Macro-Map to spot living/breathing creatures underground with a range of up to 1 mile.

Infra-green functionality allows it to spot living/breathing creatures underground with a range of up to 1 mile. al1:c01:p005

Hole-digger Dash and Rob won the Aardvark 4.2D in a secret competition.

Dash and Rob won one of these hole-diggers in a secret competition. al1:c01:p006

Hole-digger The Aardvark 4.2D has a 4.2 litre diesel engine with an inbuilt turbo-electric wassoon-emulsifier.

It has a 4.2 litre diesel engine, but with an inbuilt turbo-electric wassoon-emulsifier, so it's good for stealth and speed, but not great on endurance. al1:c01:p006

Hole-digger The Aardvark 4.2D is kept parked in Swedhump Elementary's orange grove.

They keep it parked in Swedhump Elementary's orange grove. al1:c01:p006

Hole-digger The Aardvark 4.2D has a maximum speed of 50 mph and a maximum distance of 25 miles on one tank.

Max speed: 50 mph Max distance on one tank: 25 miles al1:c01:p006

Hole-digger The Aardvark 4.2 can be piloted by just one person; if manned by a 2-man crew, the front position controls speed and incision velocity while the rear covers navigation.

The Aardvark 4.2 can be piloted by just one person. If manned by a 2-man crew, the front position tends to control speed and incision velocity, while the rear position covers navigation. al1:c01:p006

Aardvark 66 The Aardvark 66 is a 2-person hole-digger equipped with a 3D macro-map and a full-vacuum-anti-sandstorm Snozzle.

2-person hole-digger that comes equipped with a 3D macro-map and a full-vacuum-anti-sandstorm Snozzle. al1:c01:p007

Aardvark 66 The Aardvark 66 has a 6.6 litre diesel engine, max speed of 20 mph, and max distance of 100 miles on one tank.

Engine size: 6.6 liter (diesel) Max speed: 20 mph Max distance on one tank: 100 miles al1:c01:p007

Aardvark 66 The Aardvark 66 is easily recognisable by its twin tracks, i.e. wheel tracks above and below the cockpit.

The Aardvark 66 is easily recognisable by its twin tracks, i.e. wheel tracks above and below the cockpit. al1:c01:p007

Advanced Pause Strategy Acquiring Pause-Master certification requires perfecting APS, which involves four main steps: learning the entire Pauselopedia by heart, spending 6 months in a cave with a Pause Guru, perfecting that Guru's Gold Star Tips, and getting through the preliminary knockout round of the Pause Game World Championships.

In order to acquire Pause-Master certification, the candidate needs to perfect APS. This involves four main steps: [1] Learning of the entire Pauselopedia by-heart. [2] Spending 6 months in a cave on top of a mountain with a Pause Guru. [3] Perfecting the Gold Star Tips of that particular Pause Guru. [4] Getting through the preliminary knockout round of the Pause Game World Championships. al1:c01:p008

Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk Mr. Rrr-Tokk-Tokk once spent three years with a Pause Guru in a small cave atop a mountain in Northern Swottolia.

Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk once spent three years with a Pause Guru in a small cave atop a mountain in Northern Swottolia. al1:c01:p008

Andri Grimminik Andri-Grimminik is arguably the world's most famous water fountain designer.

Andri-Grimminik is arguably the world's most famous water fountain designer. al1:c01:p009

Andri Grimminik Andri-Grimminik was born in Slovoslochuckia.

He was born in Slovoslochuckia and makes fountains for the rich and famous worldwide. al1:c01:p009

Andri Grimminik By the time Andri-Grimminik was four, he had built his first water fountain, which is now in the permanent exhibition at The Sniffsonian.

By the time he was four he had built his first water fountain, which is now in pride-of-place in the permanent exhibition at The Sniffsonian. al1:c01:p010

Andri Grimminik By the time Andri-Grimminik was five, he built an aqueduct and accompanying pipe network to provide permanent fresh water to his entire country.

By the time he was five he had built an aqueduct and accompanying pipe network to provide permanent fresh water to his entire country. al1:c01:p010

Angel Island Angel Island is a stunningly beautiful island in the middle of the Atticus Ocean where Swedhump Elementary classes go for Marine Snofftology Week.

Stunningly beautiful island plonk in the middle of the Atticus Ocean, where Swedhump Elementary classes go for Marine Snofftology Week. al1:c01:p011

Angel Island The 6-star hotel on Angel Island was built in 1999.

The 6-star hotel on the island was built in 1999 al1:c01:p011

Angel Island The hotel on Angel Island has personal submarine docks accessible from every room, hot-tubs in every room, an indoor tidal pool and wave machine, cotton-candy machines in every room, and a large underground wobble-ball track.

The 6-star hotel on the island was built in 1999 and has some fantastic features including: * Personal submarine docks accessible from every room * Hot-tubs in every room * An indoor tidal pool and wave machine * Cotton-candy machines in every room * A large underground wobble-ball track al1:c01:p011

Angel Island The coconut-balancing tradition at Angel Island was begun by Mr. Steadyneck in 2015.

coconut-balancing (a tradition begun by Mr. Steadyneck in 2015) al1:c01:p011

Annoyingometer The Annoyingometer is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector with a range extendable up to 500 yards.

An Annoyingometer™ is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector. Range can extend up to 500 yards. al1:c01:p012

Annoyingometer The Annoyingometer is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation.

The Annoyingometer™ is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation. al1:c01:p012

Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry and Mr. Ghogghh were involved with field-testing the first Annoyingometer model.

Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-Gurry and Mr. Ghogghh were involved with field-testing the first model. al1:c01:p012

Annoyingometer The Annoyingness Measurement Scale (AMS) is calibrated globally and all devices are rebooted and set to the new calibration every year on January 1st, going from 0 to 127.

The Annoyingness Measurement Scale (AMS) is calibrated globally and all devices are rebooted and set to the new calibration every year on January 1st. This means all devices work on the same measurement basis. Calibration goes from 0 to 127. al1:c01:p013

Annoyingometer On the AMS scale: 0 = nothing annoying; 126-127 = severely dangerously annoying situation.

0: Nothing annoying anywhere near you 1-25: Barely annoying 26-50: Sustainably annoying 51-75: Tolerable annoyingness 76-100: Starts getting uncomfortable 101-111: More uncomfortable – think about leaving the area 112-125: Very uncomfortable, leave the area immediately 126-127: Severely dangerously annoying situation al1:c01:p013

Antercoaster An antercoaster is a solar-powered roller-coaster for ants.

An antercoaster is a solar-powered roller-coaster for ants. al1:c01:p014

Antercoaster The AC-SP350 antercoaster can accommodate 350 ants on a single ride and is the most popular model on the market.

The kind Dash has is the AC-SP350, which can accommodate 350 ants on a single ride. The AC-SP350 is actually the most popular model on the market. al1:c01:p014

Antercoaster Ant #345,887 was injured on Dash's antercoaster when a carriage came off due to incorrect speed settings, requiring a trip to the antpital with two broken legs and a fractured antenna; he recovered within three days.

The first time Dash used his antercoaster, he had not adjusted the speed setting correctly and one of the carriages came off. Ant #345,887 was injured and needed to be taken to the antpital. He had two broken legs and a fractured antenna, but luckily was back with his family within three days. al1:c01:p015

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles Anti-invisibility goggles are most effective for recently-invisibilized things; if something went into invisibility-mode weeks ago, the AIG probably would not detect it.

They are most effective for recently-invisibilized things. So for example, if a Wrestle-Scallywag went into invisibility-mode a few minutes ago, the AIG would pick him up. But if the Wrestle-Scallywag went into invisibility-mode a few weeks ago, the AIG probably would not. al1:c01:p016

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles Dash and Rob both have AIG-878s, which work at night and under water.

Dash and Rob both have AIG-878s, which work at night, and under water. al1:c01:p016

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles The first set of anti-invisibility goggles were invented by Mr. Rosebank when he was in his early thirties.

The first set of anti-invisibility goggles were invented by Mr. Rosebank when he was in his early thirties. al1:c01:p016

Anti-Invisibility-Goggles AIGs do NOT allow the user to see people who have been made invisible by Invizizz attack.

It's important to note that AIGs do NOT allow the user to see people who have been made invisible by Invizizz attack al1:c01:p017

Aqua-Suit The aqua-suit prevents the wearer from being scratched and boosts agility during aqua-combat.

The main function is it prevents the wearer being scratched. Also boosts agility during aqua-combat. al1:c01:p018

Aqua-Suit The aqua-suit was pioneered by Gregory Gomponik, Gabriella Glissicle's great grandfather's grandmother's grandfather, a member of the 'Oscillating Eight' waterslide performance troupe.

The aqua-suit was pioneered by Gregory Gomponik, Gabriella Glissicle's great grandfather's grandmother's grandfather. He was a member of the 'Oscillating Eight', a legendary waterslide performance troupe al1:c01:p018

Aqua-Suit Current aqua-suits are designed and manufactured by Hansen & Johnson.

Current aqua-suits are designed and manufactured by Hansen & Johnson (who also manufacture concrete-tape). al1:c01:p018

Aqualine (Ms.) Andrea Aqualine is the owner of Aqualinia Waterpark which neighbors the Sniffsonian Museum.

Owner of Aqualinia Waterpark which neighbors the Sniffsonian Museum. al1:c01:p019

Aqualine (Ms.) Andrea Aqualine graduated from high school as Valedictorian and Waterslideorium and won a scholarship for a MWA at Snoddford University.

After graduating from high school as Valedictorian (highest academic achievements of the class) and Waterslideorium (highest waterslide achievements of the class), she won a scholarship to do a MWA (Masters in Waterslide Actualization) at Snoddford University al1:c01:p019

Aqualinia Waterpark The Aqualinia Waterpark was established by the Aqualine Corporation in 2019.

Ms. Aqualine is the founding chairwoman of the Aqualine Corporation, which established the waterpark in 2019. al1:c01:p020

Aqualinia Waterpark The Aqualinia Waterpark has 872 rides and 32 cafeterias and restaurants; a single 24-hour entrance fee covers all rides and unlimited food and drink.

The park charges a single 24-hour entrance-fee which allows the user to go on any of the 872 rides and eat and drink as much as they want in any of the 32 cafeterias and restaurants. al1:c01:p020

Aqualinia Waterpark Entrance to Aqualinia Waterpark is free for people born on a Wednesday between 3 and 4pm.

Entrance is free for people born on a Wednesday between 3 and 4pm (which is when Andrea Aquiline was born). al1:c01:p021

Armadillo Cake Armadillo cake comes in eight sizes: Very large, Large, Large medium, Medium medium, Small medium, Small, Tiny, and Microscopic.

Come in eight sizes: [1] Very large [2] Large [3] Large medium [4] Medium medium [5] Small medium [6] Small [7] Tiny [8] Microscopic al1:c01:p022

Armadillo Cake The best armadillo cakes are baked by JJBCI (Jezebel Jefelonius Bakeries Corporation Incorporated).

The best armadillo cakes are baked by JJBCI (Jezebel Jefelonius Bakeries Corporation Incorporated), and they do home deliveries. al1:c01:p023

Backpack-ladder In 2019, a BPL auto-deployed in a factory staff member's car, causing him to drive off the road and into a shallow duckpond, injuring three ducks; the factory paid a $25,000 fine.

In 2019 a BPL auto-deployed in a factory staff member's car, causing him to drive off the road and into a shallow duckpond. Three ducks were injured and the factory had to pay a $25,000 fine. al1:c01:p024

Barracuda 94 The Barracuda series includes: 91 (single-seater), 92 (two people), 93 (three people), 94 (four people), 945 (45 people).

The Barracuda 91 is a single-seater. The Barracuda 92 can take two people. The Barracuda 93 can take three people. The Barracuda 94 can take four people. The Barracuda 945 can take 45 people. al1:c01:p025

Bear Dryer A bear dryer is like a hair dryer but huge and used for drying bear hairs instead of human hairs.

A bear dryer is like a hair dryer but [a] it's huge and [b] it's used for drying bear hairs instead of human hairs. al1:c01:p026

Bear Dryer To dry a bear, set the snozzle to setting 14, and the bear will be completely dry after 4 rotations of 30 seconds each.

If you have a wet bear, point the dryer towards it, turn the snozzle to setting 14, and activate. Either walk around the bear once every 30 seconds or ask it to do slow, full rotations over 30 seconds, and the bear will be completely dry after 4 rotations. al1:c01:p026

Bear Dryer The bear dryer was invented by Carol Rondebosch after the Great Dry-bear Jamboree of 2016.

The bear dryer was invented by Carol Rondebosch after the Great Dry-bear Jamboree of 2016. al1:c01:p026

Blue-Eyed Monsters Blue-Eyed Monsters are born with brown eyes, which turn bluer every time they eat a Palm-Scallywag; the bluer the eyes, the more dangerous the monster.

Legend has it Blue-Eyed Monsters are born with brown eyes, which then turn bluer and bluer every time they eat a Palm-Scallywag. So the bluer the eyes of a Blue-Eyed Monster, the more dangerous. al1:c01:p030

Blue-Eyed Monsters Palm-Scallywags are terrified of Blue-Eyed Monsters.

Palm-Scallywags are terrified of them. al1:c01:p030

Bograt A Bograt is a disgusting kind of rat that lives and breeds in only the vilest, smelliest bogs and is not actually dangerous.

A Bograt is a disgusting kind of rat that lives and breeds in only the vilest, smelliest bogs. They aren't actually dangerous, just disgusting. al1:c01:p031

Boreholicopter Acquiring a Boreholicopter pilot's license requires completing a 14-month course at the Boreholicopter Flight Training Academy (BFTA), a sub-school of the TFTA.

Acquiring a Boreholicopter pilot's license requires completing a 14 month course at the Boreholicopter Flight Training Academy (BFTA), which is a sub-school of the Triplocopter Flight Training Academy (TFTA). al1:c01:p039

Boreholicopter The Boreholicopter is equipped with a subterranean ossifier, quadro-retractable rotors and a multifunctional-dual-reticulated-glockensprocket.

Equipped with a subterranean ossifier, quadro-retractable rotors and a multifunctional-dual-reticulated-glockensprocket. al1:c01:p039

Butterfly-cam-drone The butterfly-cam-drone has infra-red, green, blue and purple technology, return-to-base functionality, and a range of up to 25 miles.

Infra-red, green, blue and purple technology enabled. Return-to-base functionality. Range of up to 25 miles. al1:c01:p041

Butterfly-cam-drone The butterfly-cam-drone was developed by Grovenhopper Industries Inc., market-leaders in Insectulated Surveillance Technology (IST).

The butterfly-cam-drone was developed by Grovenhopper Industries Inc., market-leaders in Insectulated Surveillance Technology (IST). al1:c01:p041

Carrot 27b Carrot 27b is the world's largest carrot, estimated to be over 18 feet long and still growing; it was planted and grown by Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm.

Famous for being the world's largest carrot. Estimated to be over 18 feet long. And still growing. Planted and grown by Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm al1:c01:p043

Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm speaks over 300 vegetable languages and has translated the full Harry Potter series into Karrotsch.

Because Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahommspeaks over 300 vegetable languages, she has actually translated the full Harry Potter series into Karrotsch. al1:c01:p043

Carrot Sandwich A typical carrot sandwich recipe has a carrot in the middle, and instead of bread on the outside, more carrots, with no limit on the number of center carrots.

Typical recipe is a carrot in the middle, and then instead of bread on the outside, more carrots. There is no limit as to how many center carrots you can have between the outer carrots. al1:c01:p045

Ceiling-Throw Ceiling-Throw is a sport invented by Mr. Stinson in 2019 where the aim is to throw an object as close to the ceiling as possible without touching it.

A strange and very satisfying sport that Mr. Stinson invented in 2019. The aim of the game is to throw an object (X) as close to the ceiling as possible, without it touching. al1:c01:p047

Ceiling-Throw Mr. Stinson has been the only entrant in and winner of the World Ceiling-Throw Championship from 2019 to 2022.

Mr. Stinson (2019) — only entrant Mr. Stinson (2020) — only entrant Mr. Stinson (2021) — only entrant Mr. Stinson (2022) — only entrant al1:c01:p047

Chameleon Blanket The Chameleon Blanket was invented by Mr. Rosebank.

Invented by Mr. Rosebank. al1:c01:p049

Choc-Hotlitt Choc-Hotlitt scores 10/10 for taste, flavor, smell and overall; the only way to get the secret recipe is to go to a specific distant village.

Choc-Hotlitt Taste: 10/10 Flavor: 10/10 Smell: 10/10 Overall: 10/10 al1:c01:p050

Choc-Hotlitt If you go to the distant village and get the Choc-Hotlitt recipe and then share it, you will have very bad luck.

If you go to the village and get the recipe, and then share it, you will have bad luck. Very bad luck. So nobody shares the recipe. al1:c01:p050

The Foothills The Foothills are a large range of foot-shaped hills located 111km east of Swedhump Elementary.

111km east of Swedhump Elementary is a large range of foot-shaped hills called The Foothills. al1:c01:p051

CIRAWIS The CIRAWIS can pick up any known or unknown radio frequency within a radius of 25 miles and is backpack-mounted and easily deployable.

Highly useful and very powerful backpack-mounted, easily-deployable antennae that can pick up any known or unknown radio frequency within a radius of 25 miles. al1:c01:p053

CIRAWIS The CIRAWIS is developed, marketed and distributed by Mgadigadi Industries.

The CIRAWIS is developed, marketed and distributed by Mgadigadi Industries. al1:c01:p053

Code Beige Code Beige is part of the ELT34 international radio code and means 'Hold your position, we are coming'.

Part of the ELT34 international radio code. Means "Hold your position, we are coming". al1:c01:p055

Code Maroon Code Maroon in the ELT34 code means 'Dig a hole and hide in it!'

Code Maroon: "Dig a hole and hide in it!" al1:c01:p055

Code Mauve Code Mauve in the ELT34 code means 'You can come out of the hole now!'

Code Mauve: "You can come out of the hole now!" al1:c01:p055

Collum Ollum Collum Ollum is a really naughty guy, good friends with Dash, and his personal motto is 'There is ALWAYS mischief to be made!'

Collum is a really naughty guy, and good friends with Dash. In fact, he's good friends with everyone. His personal motto is: There is ALWAYS mischief to be made! al1:c01:p056

Collum Ollum Collum usually wears pyjamas, even at school.

Collum usually wears pyjamas. Even at school. al1:c01:p056

Collum Ollum Collum's backup personal motto (for when things go wrong) is 'Mischief-making is for the brave.'

"Mischief-making is for the brave." That's his backup personal motto (for when things go wrong). al1:c01:p058

Concrete-Tape Concrete-tape is unbelievably strong tape made of composite krypto-web fibers and comes in rolls of 50 yards in three thicknesses.

Unbelievably strong (and expensive) tape made of composite krypto-web fibers. Concrete-tape comes in rolls of 50 yards and in three thicknesses of increasing strength. al1:c01:p059

Concrete-Tape Concrete-tape was invented by Mr. Rosebank and is trademarked by Swedhump Elementary.

The tape was invented by Mr. Rosebank and is trademarked by Swedhump Elementary. al1:c01:p060

Concrete-Tape The largest manufacturer of concrete-tape is Hansen & Johnson, with a daily output of over 1,000 rolls.

The largest manufacturer of concrete-tape is Hansen & Johnson, which has a daily output of over 1,000 rolls. al1:c01:p060

Condensed Expandable Pocket Mirror CEPMs are manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc. and can be used to repel enemy beams such as mind-reading or melt-beams.

Can be used to repel enemy beams (like mind-reading beams, or melt-beams). CEPMs are manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc al1:c01:p061

Condensed Expandable Pocket Mirror Since a CEPM accidentally expanded in the CEO's handbag during a live TV interview, all CEPMs now come in a sheath made of krypto-fibers.

Since then, all CEPMs come in a sheath made of krypto-fibers. al1:c01:p062

Converter-Glasses Converter-glasses make things look the way they should be and are designed and manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc.

Converter-glasses make things look the way they should be. Designed and manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc. al1:c01:p063

Cranio-cam Cranio-cams are tiny, mind-activated cameras embedded on the top of the head; they are waterproof and their battery lasts forever.

Tiny, mind-activated camera embedded on the top of the head. Dash and Rob each have them. These cameras are so small that when de-activated they are almost invisible. To activate a cranio-cam, all you need to do is think about it, and out it pops. Same goes for retraction. They are waterproof and their battery last forever. al1:c01:p064

Cranio-cam Cranio-cams can only be embedded by registered members of the CCEI (Cranio-cam Embedding Institute).

Can only be embedded by registered members of the CCEI (Cranio-cam Embedding Institute). al1:c01:p064

Cranio-cam Cranio-cams are developed by Savuti Technologies Inc.

Cranio-cams are developed by Savuti Technologies Inc. al1:c01:p064

Cut-throat 64 The Cut-Throat 64 is a 1-person hole-digger with a 6.4 litre engine, max speed 30 mph, and max distance 20 miles on one tank.

1-person hole-digger. Engine size: 6.4 liter (regular gas) Max speed: 30 mph Max distance on one tank: 20 al1:c01:p065

Cut-throat 64 The Cut-Throat 64 comes with an ISC (Inbuilt Snack Console) and an IBC (Inbuilt Beverages Console) providing specialist beverages like wombat juice, walrus milk, choc-hotlitt, snolly juice and swamp juice.

The Cut-Throat 64 comes with an ISC (Inbuilt Snack Console). This provides a continuous supply of snacks, treats and other deliciosities to the pilot. It also has an IBC (Inbuilt Beverages Console) which provides a wide range of soft drinks, sodas, iced-teas, hot-teas, milkshakes, smoothies and specialist beverages like wombat juice, walrus milk, choc-hotlitt, snolly juice and swamp juice. al1:c01:p065

Cut-throat 64 The first edition of the Cut-Throat 64 came out in 2016 and a new model has been released every subsequent year.

The first edition of the Cut-Throat 64 came out in 2016. There has been a new model every subsequent year. al1:c01:p065

Darwin Cycles Darwin Cycles is a top secret quadcycle factory and it is rumored that Mr. Ibis used to work there.

Top secret quadcycle factory. Rumored that Mr. Ibis used to work there. al1:c01:p066

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo is 11 years old, attends Swedhump Elementary, and his best friend is Rob Newman.

Full name: Dash Candoo Age: 11 years old School: Swedhump Elementary Best Friend: Rob Newman al1:c01:p067

Dash Candoo Dash's favourite food is pizzup, favourite drink is wombat juice, weapon of choice is stink-ball, and vehicle of choice is the Aardvark 4.2D.

Favorite food: Pizzup Favorite drink: Wombat Juice Weapon of Choice: Stink-ball Vehicle of Choice: Hole-digger (Aardvark 4.2d) al1:c01:p067

Dash Candoo Dash's favourite class is Paper Airplanes and favourite teacher is Mr. Hogsbottom.

Favorite Class: Paper Airplanes Favorite Teacher: Mr. Hogsbottom al1:c01:p068

Dash Candoo Dash's NATO code name is Delta Alpha Sierra Hotel and his Morse code name is -.././.-/.../....

NATO Code Name: Delta Alpha Sierra Hotel Morse Code Name: -.././.-/.../.... al1:c01:p068

Dash Candoo Dash has never been stung by an Invizizz, is able to go into FiCTaP Mode, and has a Micro Modulated Shrinkulator Clearance Certificate.

Ever Stung by an Invizizz? No Able to go into FiCTaP Mode? Yes Micro Modulated Shrinkulator Clearance Certificate: Yes al1:c01:p068

Dash Candoo Dash has made over 300 excursions into Moremi Forest.

Number of Excursions into Moremi Forest: Over 300 al1:c01:p068

Dash Candoo Dash's moustacherang throwing competence is 9/10, jump-splodge painting proficiency is 2/10, Karrotsch speaking proficiency is 5/10, and Antish speaking proficiency is 9/10.

Moustacherang Throwing Competence: 9/10 Jump-Splodge Painting Proficiency: 2/10 Karrotsch Speaking Proficiency: 5/10 Antish Speaking Proficiency: 9/10 al1:c01:p068

Dash Candoo Dash attended the Quadcycle Training Academy for 3 months and has a tele-transfer expertise level of 44.

Length of Course at the Quadcycle Training Academy: 3 monthst Tele-Transfer Expertise Level: 44 al1:c01:p068

Dash Candoo Dash's address is 14 Glamorgan Rd.

Address: 14 Glamorgan Rd. al1:c01:p068

Dash Candoo Dash built the Secure Command Center (SCC) with Rob.

Access to Secure Communications Compound (SCC): Yes, he built it with Rob al1:c01:p068

Defrost-Ping The Defrost-Ping is a high-frequency radio beam that can defrost things from a distance; for example it can defrost a frozen chicken from 3 miles away.

This is a high-frequency radio beam that can defrost things from a distance. For example it can defrost a frozen chicken from 3 miles away. al1:c01:p070

Defrost-Ping Defrost-Ping beams are not dangerous and can travel through soil, rock and concrete, except concrete reinforced with krypto-web fibers.

The beams are not at all dangerous and can travel through soil, rock and concrete (except if the concrete is reinforced with krypto-web fibers). al1:c01:p070

Deggs Deggs come in 132 different flavors, automatically activated by the eater's mood.

They come in 132 different flavors, automatically activated by what kind of mood you're in. al1:c01:p071

Derek the Eel Derek the Eel was found abandoned in a swamp in the middle of Moremi Forest by Ms. Greenacre.

She found him abandoned in a swamp in the middle of Moremi Forest. al1:c01:p073

Derek the Eel Derek the Eel is tame and very passive unless ordered by Ms. Greenacre to attack; his two main attack moves are the Airborne Flailing-Face-of-Death and the Double-Sheep-Shank-Rope-Tie.

Derek is tame and very passive, unless ordered by Ms. Greenacre to attack. Then he is a force to be reckoned with. His two main attack moves are: [1] The Airborne Flailing-Face-of-Death [2] The Double-Sheep-Shank-Rope-Tie al1:c01:p073

Desert-Quails Desert-quails spend most of the day underground with just their heads sticking out, and have extendable necks.

To stay cool, they spend most of the day underground, with just their heads sticking out. They have extendable necks. al1:c01:p074

Desert-Quails There are four main types of desert-quails: Red-Chested (domesticable, nice), Blue-Chested (very aggressive, carnivorous), Yellow-Chested (relaxed, beautiful singing voices), and Green-Chested (chill, love to dig).

There are four main types of desert-quails: Red-Chested Desert-Quails are the nice ones. Blue-Chested Desert-Quails are the ones to be careful of. Yellow-Chested Desert-Quails are very relaxed and have beautiful singing voices. Green-Chested Desert-Quails are also quite chill, and love to dig. al1:c01:p074

Desert-Scallywags Desert-Scallywags have a typical group size of 7 or more, never operate alone, maximum jump distance of 6 feet, cleverness 7/10, speed 3/10, agility 5/10.

Typical group size: 7 or more Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 6 feet Clевerness: 7/10 Speed: 3/10 Agility: 5/10 al1:c01:p075

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat is 5ft tall, weighs 155 lbs, has 2 tails, sleeps 16 hours a day, and is terrified of watermelons.

Height: 5ft Weight: 155 lbs (70kgs) Number of tails: 2 Hours of sleep per day: 16 Terrified of: Watermelons al1:c01:p076

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat's profession is master-burglar, chaos-causer and normality-disrupter; their main hobby is sleeping.

Profession: Master-burglar, chaos-causer, normality-disrupter Main hobby: Sleeping al1:c01:p076

Dublifier The Dublifyer replicates (doubles) something if you zap it and has a de-dublify button to remove copies.

Replicates (or doubles) something if you zap it. The dublifyer has a de-dublify button too. al1:c01:p079

Dublifier Dublifyers are manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies.

Dublifyers and manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies. al1:c01:p079

ELT34 The ELT34 operates at a frequency of 34 Hector-Shnassils and comes in maximum pods of 12.

It operates at a frequency of 34 Hector-Shnassils, and comes in maximum pods of 12. al1:c01:p080

ELT34 The numeric suffix on ELTs denotes reception distance multiplied by 10; the ELT34 works up to 340 miles.

The numeric suffix denotes reception distance, but needs to be multiplied by a factor of 10. So for example, the ELT34 works for up to a distance of 340 miles. al1:c01:p080

ELT34 The battery on all ELTs lasts a lifetime and there have been no reported instances of malfunction.

The battery on all ELTs lasts a lifetime and there have been no reported instances of malfunction, ever. al1:c01:p080

Em-fleffle Em-fleffle preparation requires burying the batter in a vacuum-sealed titanium capsule at 2 feet depth for 999 days, removing it on the 1000th day, then frying and serving.

Then place the batter in a vacuum-sealed titanium capsule, and bury it at a depth of 2 feet for 999 days. Remove it on the 1000th day, before breakfast. Fry it up and serve immediately. al1:c01:p081

EMP-767 The EMP-767 can project a 100% crystal-clear image for over 1 mile and is manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc.

The EMP-767 can project a 100% crystal-clear image for over 1 mile. Manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc. al1:c01:p082

Feather-Scallywags Feather-Scallywags have a typical group size of 12+, never operate alone, maximum jump distance of 7 feet, cleverness 6/10, speed 6/10, agility 7/10.

Typical group size: 12+ Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 7 feet Clевerness: 6/10 Speed: 6/10 Agility: 7/10 al1:c01:p083

FiCTaP Mode FiCTaP Mode stands for Find Clues, Track and Pursue, and is taught as a year-1 course at most academies for stealth operatives.

Acronym for Find Clues, Track and Pursue. Regarded as a Key Asset which is why it is taught as a year-1 course at most academies for stealth operatives. al1:c01:p084

FiCTaP Mode FiCTaP Mode was pioneered by Leonora and Wilford Schleswig-Wompelstein through their ILCSGM.

FiCTaP mode was pioneered by Leonora & Wilford Schleswig-Wompelstein through their ILCSGM (Institute of Leopard-Crawling and other Stealth Ground Maneuvers). al1:c01:p085

Flamingo Shuffle The Flamingo Shuffle is a world-famous dance created and choreographed by Mr. Proudfoot in which dancers mimic flamingoes.

The Flamingo Shuffle is a world famous dance created and choreographed by Mr. Proudfoot. In it, dancers mimic flamingoes. al1:c01:p086

Flamingo Shuffle In 2017, a live Flamingo Shuffle performance at Swedhump Elementary was held during the annual flamingo migration, and over one million birds descended on the school, forcing it to close for a week.

There was a famous incident in 2017 when a live performance at the school was unwisely held during the annual flamingo migration, and over one million birds descended on Swedhump Elementary. The show had to be cancelled and the schools was closed for a week al1:c01:p086

Fluff-tailed Hemple-fluffers Fluff-tailed Hemple-fluffers are extremely rare and very fluffy ducks that exist only on Zoo Lake.

Extremely rare and very fluffy ducks. Especially their tails. The only place they are known to exist is on Zoo Lake. al1:c01:p088

Fluff-tailed Hemple-fluffers Fluff-tailed Hemple-fluffers' all-time favourite food is Humma-Groff-Dwollop baguettes.

Their diet consists of grasses, aquatic plants, fish, insects, and their all-time favourite, Humma-Groff-Dwollop baguettes. al1:c01:p088

Flus The Flus has a top air speed of 333 mph, top ground speed of 55 mph, maximum capacity of 44 excluding pilot, max altitude of 3,333 feet, and is yellow with yellow spots.

Top air speed: 333 mph Top ground speed: 55 mph Maximum capacity: 44 excluding pilot Max altitiude: 3,333 feet Typical color: Yellow with yellow spots al1:c01:p089

Flus Only one flus exists, the one at Swedhump Elementary. It was designed and built by Mr. Rosebank and test-piloted by Mr. Hogsbottom.

Only one flus exists, the one at Swedhump Elementary. It was designed and built by Mr. Rosebank and test-piloted by Mr. Hogsbottom. al1:c01:p089

James Hogsbottom Mr. Hogsbottom is the only person able to fly the flus.

Mr. Hogsbottom is the only person who is able to fly the flus. al1:c01:p090

FMM-66 The FMM-66 is a Foot-Massage Machine that can be pre-set as an alarm and starts massaging your feet ten minutes before your actual wake-up time.

This fantastic device can be pre-set as an alarm. It gently starts massaging your feet ten minutes before your actual wake-up time. al1:c01:p091

FMM-66 FMM-66 is manufactured by Rajak Industries; Dash's FMM-66 is mounted inside the base of his bed.

Manufactured by Rajak Industries, this ingenious device had proven very popular in recent years. Dash's FMM-66 is actually mounted inside the base of his bed. al1:c01:p091

FM67 The FM67 Duck Finding Device can detect low-frequency quacks from distances of up to 5 miles and is manufactured by Rajak Industries.

It is able to detect low-frequency quacks from distances of up to 5 miles. Manufactured by Rajak Industries. al1:c01:p094

Forest-Scallywags Forest-Scallywags have a typical group size of 5 or more, can operate alone, maximum jump distance of 32 feet, cleverness 6/10, speed 7/10, agility 8/10, and are absolutely terrified of angry librarians.

Typical group size: 5 or more Operate alone? Yes Maximum Jump Distance: 32 feet Clевerness: 6/10 Speed: 7/10 Agility: 8/10 * Except angry librarians. Forest-scallywags are absolutely and completely and utterly terrified of angry librarians. al1:c01:p095

Freeze-bomb Freeze-bombs freeze everything within 50 meters of the explosion for exactly 15 minutes; they explode 2 seconds after being thrown.

As the name suggests, these weapons freeze everything within 50 meters of the explosion. The effect lasts exactly 15 minutes. A freeze-bomb explodes two seconds after it has been thrown. al1:c01:p096

Freeze-bomb If pins of multiple freeze-bombs are pulled simultaneously, the effect lasts 15 minutes per bomb up to a maximum of 12 bombs (180 minutes total).

If the pins of two freeze-bombs are pulled out simultaneously, the effect will last for 30 minutes (i.e. 2 x 15). The same goes for up to 12 freeze-bombs, i.e. the maximum freeze time due to simultaneous freeze-bomb activation is 180 minutes (i.e. 12 x 15), which is 3 hours al1:c01:p097

Full-Vacuum-Snozzle The FVS standard model has a suction capacity of 366 viento-watts; the premium model has 588 viento-watts.

Suction capacity standard model: 366 viento-watts Suction capacity premium model: 588 viento-watts al1:c01:p098

Full-Vacuum-Snozzle Vacuum-Snozzles are manufactured by Rajak Industries.

Vacuum-Snozzles are manufactured by Rajak Industries. al1:c01:p098 al1:c01:p099

G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. was founded by Gabriel and Jamie Tarrow, who also invented the ratchet-raptors.

The founders, Gabriel & Jamie Tarrow, also invented the ratchet-raptors. al1:c01:p100

G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. By the time Gabriel and Jamie Tarrow were in high school they had perfected the triplocopter design; by college they set up their business and by 2015 were multi-multi-millionaires.

By the time they were in high school they had perfected the design, and could fly over 50 miles in it. By the time they reached college, they had set up their business, G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc., and were manufacturing one triplocopter per month. By 2015, they were both multi-multi-millionaires and world famous. al1:c01:p101

G-hook The G-hook was invented by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer and is made of carbon-fibre mixed with krypto-web fibre; Dash, Rob and Greta always have them in their backpacks.

Invented by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer, this is a throwable hook that will catch onto almost anything if flung correctly. Super-light and super-strong. Made of carbon-fibre mixed with krypto-web fibre. Dash, Rob & Greta always have them in their backpacks. al1:c01:p102

G-hook G-hook throwing tutorials are offered by the ILCSGM.

G-hook throwing tutorials are offered by the ILCSGM (Institute of Leopard-Crawling and other Stealth Ground Manoeuvres) al1:c01:p102

Goop-Goop Goop-Goop is a nasty spray glue that captures people by sticking them in a blob; victims can breathe from within the blob.

Nasty spray glue. Doesn't dry completely. Great for capturing people. Just spray them and then they are stuck in the blob. They can actually breathe from within the blob, so it's not dangerous, just annoying. al1:c01:p103

Goop-Goop Homemade Goop-Goop requires mixing 1 cup walrus milk, 1 cup wombat juice, 1 cup snolly juice, 1 cup Osteop milk, 12 degg whites, and other ingredients in a red bucket at full moon.

1 cup walrus milk 1 cup wombat juice 1 cup snolly juice 1 cup Osteop milk 12 degg whites 2 cups gelatine 1 cup white flour 2 tablespoons vinegar 5 tablespoons maple syrup 3 drops of Invizizz serum 1 gallon of water Mix it all together in a red bucket at full moon. al1:c01:p103

Gralarm A Gralarm is a Grisbium-type alarm; the one Dash uses is a Grisbium 800, which is closely based on an actual Grisbium creature that lives deep in The Foothills.

A Gralarm is a Grisbium-type alarm. The one Dash uses is a Grisbium 800. This is a robotic alarm clock that will never fail to wake you up. While it is a machine, it is closely based on an actual real-life Grisbium. Grisbiums are creatures that live deep in The Foothills, and are noted for their sunrise anthems, officially known as the Grisbium Dawn Chorus. al1:c01:p106

Gramsters Gramsters are more intelligent and more cuddly than hamsters, can read, and are found all over Moremi Forest.

Gramsters are like a hamsters, but better. They are more intelligent, more cuddly, and can read. Gramsters are found all over the Moremi Forest. al1:c01:p107

Gramsters Gramster books are published by Calder-Kuncklebaum.

Gramster books are published by Calder-Kuncklebaum. al1:c01:p107

Mr. Ibis When he was young, Mr. Ibis had a Gramster called Jacobius.

When he was young, Humperdermus Ibis had a Gramster called Jacobius. al1:c01:p107

Greta Gretchen-Hoffer Greta Gretchen-Hoffer is extremely talented, a champion face-puller, very clever, close friends with Dash, and loves anything to do with ancient Egypt.

Extremely talented. Champion face-puller. Very clever. Close friends with Dash. Loves anything to do with ancient Egypt. al1:c01:p108

Greta Gretchen-Hoffer Greta's dream in life is to one day become head of Calder-Kuncklebaum, the company that publishes this Almanac.

Her dream in life is to one day become head of Calder-Kuncklebaum, the company that publishes this Almanac. al1:c01:p108

Grobsnots Only left-handed people are allergic to Grobsnots; they originate deep within Moremi Forest.

Only left-handed people (like Mr. Hogsbottom and Mrs. Tadros) are allergic to them. Grobsnots originate deep within Moremi Forest al1:c01:p109

Grobsnots Mr. Hogsbottom and Mrs. Tadros are both left-handed.

Only left-handed people (like Mr. Hogsbottom and Mrs. Tadros) are allergic to them. al1:c01:p109

Grobsnots Grobsnot sting results in a pink-then-blue-then-green swelling that eventually forms a volcano-like summit which, if squeezed, excretes luminous liquid perfect for making invisible ink.

a sting results in a pink swelling which then turns blue and then turns green. The green lump then starts to throb and vibrate and sometimes forms a volcano-like summit. If squeezed or perforated, the volcano will excrete a runny, luminous liquid which is actually perfect for making invisible ink. al1:c01:p109

Gronville Honkersmith Gronville Honkersmith is the most annoying boy in the school, usually has his water bottle with him, and is known to illegally bump people off wobble-balls to win races.

Most annoying boy in the school. Usually has his water bottle with him. If he needs to illegally bump someone off a wobble-ball to win a race, he'll do it. al1:c01:p111

Grozint Sandwich By law, Grozint sandwiches must have thirty ingredients or more, one of which must be pickles; failing this they cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC.

By law they have to have thirty ingredients or more. One of these has to be pickles. If they have no pickles, and/or too few ingredients, they cannot be classified as a Grozint by the GGCC (Global Grozint Certification Committee). al1:c01:p112

Grozint Sandwich A food truck selling Grozint sandwiches was found to have only 28 ingredients and the owner was arrested and released after paying a one hundred and forty eight million dollar fine.

an inspector from GCIIA (the Grozint Central International Inspection Agency) arrived unannounced and analysed the sandwiches, finding only 28 ingredients. The owner was immediately arrested, and was only released after he paid the customary one hundred and forty eight million dollar fine. al1:c01:p112

Grunt-Leech Grunt-Leeches are leeches that grunt and suck blood; 'Grünnt' means Hello and 'Gruntt' means Goodbye in their language.

Grunt-Leeches are leeches that grunt. And they suck your blood. Grünnt: Hello Gruntt: Goodbye al1:c01:p113

Hammaphore System The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network connecting all hammaphore trees on the planet; distances inside the System are much shorter than in the outside world.

The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet. Distances inside The System are much shorter than distances in the outside world. al1:c01:p114

Hammaphore System Lighting in the Hammaphore System tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence.

Lighting in the tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed. al1:c01:p114

Hammaphore System Access to the Hammaphore System tends to be open to people who are intrinsically brave, curious and well-intentioned.

What we do know is that it tends to be open to people who are intrinsically brave, curious, and well-intentioned. al1:c01:p115

Hammaphore Tree Hammaphore trees are mysterious, solitary, and each is said to be over 500 years old.

Mysterious and uncommon, hammaphores are solitary trees that are found across the planet. Each one is said to be over 500 years old. al1:c01:p116

Hammaphore Tree The University of Scratchford documents the location of every known hammaphore tree; two forms of identification are required to access this information.

The University of Scratchford documents the location of every known tree, and this information can be accessed in their secure reading room. Two forms of identification are required if you wish to gain access. al1:c01:p116

Hammaphore Tree The oldest known hammaphore tree grows in the exact center of the Swedhump Elementary campus, next to Mrs. Rosebank's office.

The oldest known hammaphore tree is the one growing right next to Mrs. Rosebank's office (the Principal Zofis), and is physically in the exact center of the school campus. al1:c01:p117

Hammaphore Tree Hammaphore fruits are round, look tasty but taste awful, and are totally illegal to pick.

Hammaphore fruits are round and look tasty but are not. They are awful. Really awful. But you don't need to worry about that as they are totally illegal to pick. al1:c01:p117

Heemo-globule globules Heemo-Globule Globules are small, very rare, highly-precious globules containing heemo-globules, which are mined all over the world.

These are small, very rare, highly-precious globules containing heemo-globules, which are mined all over the world. al1:c01:p118

Heemo-globule globules In 2017, Dr. Florence Providence discovered the first heemo-globule globule globule (a globule containing a heemo-globule globule).

In 2017, the now-famous minerologist Dr. Florence Providence (PhD. University of Camford-Bogmarsh) came upon a beautiful heemo-globule globule whilst walking some of her ants. When she got back to her laboratory, she examined it more closely and delightfully realised it was not a heemo-globule globule, but a heemo-globule globule globule. al1:c01:p118

HMS Snod-Bucket The HMS Snod-Bucket has a passenger capacity of 64 plus 20 crew members.

It has a passenger capacity of 64, plus 20 crew-members. al1:c01:p119

Homputer 44573X Homputer 44573X teaches cooking at Swedhump Elementary and its memory-bank stores ALL recipes ever made in the history of humankind.

Teaches cooking at Swedhump Elementary. Homputer 44573X is a homputer that specialises in the arts of the kitchen. Its memory-bank stores ALL recipes ever made in the history of humankind. al1:c01:p121

Homputers Homputers are computers with human-type limb functioning, invented by Mike Homputer in 1994.

Homputers are computers that have human-type limb functioning. They were invented by Mike Homputer in 1994. al1:c01:p122

Homputers Homputer serial numbers denote their speciality: 44573X=Cooking, 44573Y=Wobble-ball, 44573Z=Face-pulling, 44574A=Mailbox-licking, 44574D=BBQing.

Each has a serial number which denotes its speciality. 44573X: Cooking 44573Y: Wobble-ball 44573Z: Face-pulling 44574A: Mailbox-licking 44574B: Postbox-polishing 44574C: Whistling 44574D: BBQing 44574E: Snodule archiving al1:c01:p122

Huggy-Bunnies Huggy bunnies are extremely cute bunnies that love to be hugged; Ice-scallywags are completely and utterly terrified of them.

Huggy bunnies are extremely cute bunnies that love to be hugged. Ice-scallywags are completely and utterly terrified of them. al1:c01:p125

Huggy-Bunnies The typical huggy bunny family unit is 144; a mom huggy bunny lays one egg every two months.

The typical family unit is 144, and they breed at an astounding rate. A mom huggy bunny lays one egg every two months so has six babies per year. al1:c01:p126

Huggy-Bunnies Huggy bunnies hate the sound of the violin and hate having their photo taken.

They hate the sound of the violin. Never, ever, ever, ever under any circumstances take a photo of a huggy bunny. They HATE having photos taken of themselves. al1:c01:p127

Hummock A Hummock is a live creature that grows between trees and hums according to the occupant's mood.

They are actual live creatures that grow between trees. Hummocks hum, according to your mood. al1:c01:p128

IACS The IACS is an instantly-deploying protective shield against falling coconuts that is also malleable enough to protect against cats and dogs without injuring them.

Instantly deploying protective shield against falling coconuts. Can also be used for protection against things like hail, or when it rains cats and dogs. Whilst it is very strong, the shield is actually malleable so neither the cats, nor the dogs will get injured. al1:c01:p129

Ice Cream Machine The Ice Cream Machine was built by Mr. Rosebank over the last 50 years; he made the prototype in elementary school, winning the school science competition.

Built by Mr. Rosebank over the last 50 years. He made the prototype when he was in elementary school, winning the school science competition. al1:c01:p130

Ice-Scallywags Ice-Scallywags are rare, have a typical group size of 7, never operate alone, maximum jump distance of 12 feet, cleverness 8/10, speed 9/10, agility 9/10.

How common: Rare Special power: Can freeze anything just by standing near it Weakness: Terrified of Huggybears Typical group size: 7 Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 12 feet Clевerness: 8/10 Speed: 9/10 Agility: 9/10 al1:c01:p131

Instant Object Expander The IOE expands objects to any size via mind-control; pressing the green button three times in a row shrinks the expanded object back to its original size.

Ingenious device that expands objects (including living things) to any size. Once activated, the size it expands to is mind-controlled. To shrink the expanded object back to its original size, just press the green button three times in a row. al1:c01:p133

Invisibility Mode Devil-Cat knows how to go into invisibility mode very effectively.

Devil-Cat knows how to do this very effectively. al1:c01:p134

Invisibility Shield The invisibility shield is usually put in place by means of aerosol (invisibility spray); larger shields are installed by the curtain technique.

The shield is usually put in place by means of aerosol, i.e. by an invisibility spray. Larger shields are usually installed by the curtain technique al1:c01:p135

Invizizz Migration The Invizizz Migration is a bi-annual event where tens of millions of Invizizzes head south for the annual Invizizz Symposium and then north again to get home.

Bi-annual event where tens of millions of Invizizzes head south for the annual Invizizz Symposium and then north again to get home. al1:c01:p137

Invizizz An Invizizz is a stinging insect; if it stings you, the part stung goes invisible for an hour or so; a swarm of over 1,000 could make you invisible forever.

An Invizizz is a type of stinging insect. If it stings you, the part of you that got stung goes invisible briefly, for an hour or so. If you get stung by several, you might go completely invisible, temporarily. It is believed that if you get stung by a swarm of over 1,000, you could go invisible forever. al1:c01:p140

Invizizz It is rumored that Mrs. Rosebank was stung by a swarm of over 1,000 Invizizzes and has gone invisible forever.

It is rumored that this is what happened to the Principal of Swedhump Elementary, Mrs. Rosebank. al1:c01:p140

Invizizz Invizizzes cannot be tamed, bred or farmed.

Invizizzes cannot be tamed, bred or farmed. al1:c01:p140

Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean Johnson Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean Johnson is the twin sister of Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon Johnson; they are always fighting and she cries easily.

Twin sister of Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon Johnson. They're always fighting. Cries easily. al1:c01:p141

Jessoponius A Jessoponius is a single-headed, furry, human-sized mammal that loves singing and adores taking showers.

A Jessoponius is a single-headed, furry, human-sized mammal that loves singing and adores taking showers. al1:c01:p142

JJ56 The JJ56 stealth combat pillow has inbuilt invisible feather-shield capability; each is hand-crafted by a team of 72 technicians over one week.

Stealth combat pillow with inbuilt invisible feather-shield capability. Each JJ56 is hand-crafted and takes a team of 72 technicians one week to make. al1:c01:p143

Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon Johnson Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon Johnson is the twin brother of Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean Johnson; they are always fighting and he is very scared of Gronville Honkersmith.

Twin brother of Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean Johnson. They're always fighting. Very scared of Gronville Honkersmith. al1:c01:p144

Jump-Splodge Painting Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard onto pre-positioned paint tubes which shoots paint onto a canvas or wall; Ms. Woodhouse is probably the world's most respected jump-splodge painter.

Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard onto pre-positioned paint tubes, which then shoots the paint onto a canvas or wall. Ms. Woodhouse is probably the world's most respected jump-splodge painter. al1:c01:p145

Ms. Woodhouse Ms. Woodhouse pioneered the screech-jump technique in jump-splodge painting during her apprenticeship with Professor Moira Abromo-Wittgenstein.

during her apprenticeship, Ms. Woodhouse pioneered the screech-jump technique. This involves screaming or screeching during the jump. al1:c01:p146

Karrotsch Karrotsch is the language spoken by carrots; Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm speaks it fluently and took three months to learn it while living in a carrot colony in eastern Germistinia.

The language spoken by carrots. Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-Mahomm speaks it fluently, and has translated the entire Harry Potter series in to it. It took her three months to learn, while living in a carrot colony in eastern Germistinia. al1:c01:p147

KB-15 The KB-15 flashes red at 1-second intervals for Imminent Danger; red on 2s/off 2s for Lightning storm; green on 3s/off 1s for pizzup delivery; blue on 5s/off 5s for battery needs charging.

Red – on-off 1 second intervals continuous: Imminent Danger Red – on 2s, off 2s: Lightning storm imminent Green – on 3s, off 1s: Pizzup delivery almost here Blue – on 5s, off 5s: Battery needs charging al1:c01:p148

KB-15 The KB-15 was invented by Mr. Rosebank but he licensed design and manufacture to Mgadigadi Technologies; software and radar technology are updated every year by automatic satellite download.

KB-15s were invented by Mr. Rosebank but he licensed the design and manufacture to Mgadigadi Technologies. The software and radar technology are updated every year by automatic satellite download. al1:c01:p148

KB-15 The KB-15 has a range of 25 yards and sensor beams penetrate anything including concrete, kryptocrete, rock and metal; it takes twelve CCC batteries.

The KB15's range is 25 yards and the sensor beams penetrate anything, including concrete, kryptocrete, interglandular coagulated carbon, rock and metal. The KB-15 takes twelve CCC batteries al1:c01:p149

King Cockroach King Cockroach is known to hide in fields or behind curtains and watches disapprovingly over kids engaging in mischievous activities.

King Cockroach is rumored to watch disapprovingly over kids who are considering or engaging in mischievous activities. In particular, he is known to hide in fields or behind curtains. al1:c01:p150

Krypto-web Krypto-web is made from the leaf-fibers of a hammaphore tree; 10 miles of krypto-web can be made from a single hammaphore leaf.

The world's strongest rope is made from the leaf-fibers of a hammaphore tree. 10 miles of krypto-web can be made from a single hammaphore leaf. al1:c01:p151

Krypto-web Krypto-web is manufactured exclusively by the Oshakati Industrial Corporation, a high-security facility located near Misty Cliffs.

Krypto-web is manufactured exclusively by the Oshakati Industrial Corporation, a high security facility located near Misty Cliffs. al1:c01:p151

Lescure 89 The Lescure 89 is the best baguette-making device on the market and has 14 modes including regular baguette, fork, boomerang, and snake.

The Lescure 89 is the best baguette-making device on the market. Modes: (1) Regular baguette (2) Fork (3) Boomerang (4) Number Four Shape (5) Snake al1:c01:p152

Li'l Jimmy Jimmy-Sinn Li'l Jimmy Jimmy-Sinn has lived his whole life in a castle up on Misty Cliffs.

Not much is actually known about Li'l Jimmy Jimmy-Sin, apart from the fact that he has lived his whole life in a castle up on Misty Cliffs. al1:c01:p153

Line-Launcher The Line-Launcher launches rope, string or krypto-fibers and reduces to a very compact size for storage; Rob always carries one.

Device that launches rope, string or associated fibers, like krypto-fibers. Gets reduced to a very compact size so can be stored in a pocket or backpack. Rob always carries one with him. al1:c01:p154

Loma-99 Mr. Ibis won the Tour de South-Northern Swottolia (a legendary mountain-biking race) on the Loma-99, which he built in his bedroom; it is currently in the museum at Swedhump Elementary.

Extraordinary noncycle on which Mr. Ibis won the Tour de South-Northern Swottolia (a legendary mountain-biking race). He built it in his bedroom. It's currently in the museum at Swedhump Elementary. al1:c01:p155

Madagascar-Pie Madagascar-Pie was invented by Mrs. Nosey-Komba, who lives on a small island in the Indianioceanio; Homputer 44573X knows the recipe.

Invented by Mrs. Nosey-Komba, who lives on a small island in the Indianioceanio. The recipe is actually classified (i.e. top secret). Only people on the previously-mentioned island know it. And of course, Homputer 44573X, who knows every recipe ever invented. al1:c01:p157

Mainly Smiles Mainly Smiles smile 98% of waking hours and 99% during sleep; their favorite activities are smiling, cuddling, and foraging for smushrooms.

Smile time during waking hours: 98% Smile time during sleep: 99% Favorite activities: Smiling, cuddling, foraging for smushrooms al1:c01:p159

Mainly Smiles Mainly Smiles have a lifespan of 10-13 years, a walking speed of 3.1 mph and a running speed of 9.3 mph.

Walking speed: 3.1 miles per hour Running speed: 9.3 miles per hour Lifespan: 10-13 years (same as dogs) al1:c01:p159

Mainly Smiles The only known tamed Mainly Smiles were discovered by Vesuvius Casablanca and now live in the Dashville Botanical Gardens.

The only known tamed ones are small herd discovered by Vesuvius Casablanca, which now live in the Dashville Botanical Gardens. al1:c01:p158

Marine Snofftology Week Each class at Swedhump Elementary goes on a one-week marine trip every year involving travel by boat (HMS Snod-Bucket), submarine, and a stay at the legendary Angel Island Hotel.

Each class at Swedhump Elementary goes on a one week marine trip every year. Involves travel by boat (HMS Snod-Bucket), submarine and a stay at the legendary Angel Island Hotel. al1:c01:p160

Marine Snofftology Week Mrs. Rosebank is offering a $9,000 prize to anyone who can shed light on the origins of the word 'Snofftology'.

The word Snofftology has unknown origins. Nobody even knows what it means. How it got into the description of the marine trip is unknown. If you can shed any light on it, Mrs. Rosebank is offering a $9,000 prize. al1:c01:p160

MAWAWAWA The MAWAWAWA can detect almost any intruder, even an invisible one, and especially a sneezing one; it is manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc.

The highly-sophisticated Movement Activated Warning Alarm With Autonomous Wobble Adjustment can detect almost any intruder, even an invisible one, and especially a sneezing one. Manufactured and distributed by Savuti Technologies Inc. al1:c01:p161

Mayor Jenna-Veeve Vvvwossington the Ninth Mayor Jenna-Veeve Vvvwossington the Ninth is the Mayor of Dashville and her mansion is in the middle of the Botanical Gardens.

Mayor of Dashville. Her mansion is plonk in the middle of the Botanical Gardens. al1:c01:p162

MB44 The MB44 is a device specifically made for cutting through freezer doors; its blades are made of tungsten and titanium encrusted with razor-diamonds.

A MB44 is a device specifically made for cutting through freezer doors. Its blades are made of tungsten and titanium (very strong metals) and encrusted with razor-diamonds (really sharp diamonds). al1:c01:p163

Metal Dissolving Spray Metal Dissolving Spray dissolves metal but has zero impact on other materials; it is super-expensive.

Super-expensive but highly useful spray, that dissolves metal but has zero impact on other materials. al1:c01:p164

Mgadigadi Technologies Mgadigadi Technologies has a large underground testing facility believed to be somewhere in the foothills of The Foothills.

This highly secretive company has a large underground testing facility believed to be somewhere in the foothills of The Foothills. al1:c01:p165

MGWN MGWNs are fantastic tameable creatures that can be enlarged to be ridden on and can run across water reaching speeds of up to 40 knots.

Fantastic tameable creatures that can be enlarged to be ridden on. Can run across water, reaching speed of up to 40 knots. al1:c01:p166

Micro Modulated Shrinkulator The MMS can only be used with an MMS Clearance Certificate requiring 3 months of training; once something is shrunk it cannot be undone.

Only to be used if you have a MMS Clearance Certificate which requires 3 months of training. Once you shrink something with this, it cannot be undone. al1:c01:p167

Micro-Scallywags Micro-Scallywags are rare, have a typical group size of 6 or more, never operate alone, maximum jump distance of 4 feet, cleverness 8/10, speed 8/10, agility 8/10, and are terrified of moustaches.

How common: Rare Special power: Incredibly strong. Good at hiding. Weakness: Terrified of moustaches Typical group size: 6 or more Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 4 feet Clевerness: 8/10 Speed: 8/10 Agility: 8/10 al1:c01:p169

Mindreading-Scallywags Mind-Reading Scallywags have a typical group size of 3 or more, hardly ever operate alone, maximum jump distance of 8 feet, cleverness 7/10, speed 4/10, agility 4/10, and are scared of mirrors.

How common: Moderately Special power: Mindreading, mindbending Weakness: Scared of mirrors Typical group size: 3 or more Operate alone? Hardly ever Maximum Jump Distance: 8 feet Clевerness: 7/10 Speed: 4/10 Agility: 4/10 al1:c01:p171

Mind-Reading Mode A Mind-Reading Mode A is the speciality of Mind-Reading Scallywags only and is highly dangerous; standing still and thinking about Sniders is one counter-measure.

Mind-Reading Mode A (MRMA). Speciality of Mind-reading Scallywags only. Highly dangerous. Stand perfectly still and think about Sniders. Mind-reading Scallywags are terrified of Sniders. al1:c01:p170

Moremi Forest Moremi Forest is said to extend over 3,000 miles to the west, 1,000 to the north, and 2,000 to the south, totalling roughly 9 million square miles.

It is said to extend over 3,000 miles to the west, 1000 to the north, and 2,000 to the south. So that's roughly 3,000 x 3,000 miles, i.e. 9 million square miles. al1:c01:p172

Moremi Forest Moremi Forest is believed to contain at least 33% of the planet's animal species and 50% of the plant species, and has 34 major rivers and 7 major mountain ranges.

The forest is believed to contain at least 33% of the planet's animal species and 50% of the planet's plant species. The forest has never been comprehensively mapped, but is known to contain 34 major rivers and 7 major mountain ranges. al1:c01:p172

Morse Code In Morse Code: dot = 1 unit; dash = 3 units; space between parts of same letter = 1 unit; space between letters = 3 units; space between words = 7 units.

[1] The length of a dot is one unit. [2] A dash is three units. [3] The space between parts of the same letter is one unit. [4] The space between letters is three units. [5] The space between words is seven units. al1:c01:p173

Moustacherang A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair and is particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.

A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. Particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. al1:c01:p174

Moustacherang The general rule for moustacherangs is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. al1:c01:p174

Move #14 (Double-Helix-LL14) Move #14 (Double-Helix-LL14): LL = Linger Longer; a speed response move where the actual contact part is in slow-motion; useful against Wrestle-Scallywags.

LL = Linger Longer. Although this is a speed response move, the actual contact part is in slow-motion. Useful when fighting Wrestle-Scallywags. al1:c01:p176

Move #84 (Tarantula) Move #84 (Tarantula) is a highly effective evasive maneuver useful against Desert-Scallywags as they are scared of spiders.

This is a highly effective evasive maneuver, particularly useful against Desert-Scallywags as they are scared of spiders. al1:c01:p177

Move #88 (Oscillating Dung-Beetle) Move #88 (Oscillating Dung-Beetle) is most effective when paired with Move #6,001 (Annoyed Shopkeeper).

This is a highly-technical and sophisticated move that is unusual in that it is most effective when paired with Move #6,001 (Annoyed Shopkeeper). al1:c01:p178

Move #144 (Arm-Flap-Vortex-Shield) Move #144 (Arm-Flap-Vortex-Shield) is a Defence-Against-Projectile move; optimal rate is 10 beats per second.

This is a Defence-Against-Projectile move. 10 beats per second is the optimal. Anything under 8 is too slow, and over 12 too fast. al1:c01:p179

Move #334 (Freezer-Door-Slam) Move #334 (Freezer-Door-Slam) involves 4 steps: Launch, Glide, Kick, Land; left and right-footed versions are taught in year-1 at Scallywag Academy.

Involves 4 steps: [1] Launch [2] Glide [3] Kick [4] Land Left-footed and right-footed versions are taught in year-1 at Scallywag Academy. al1:c01:p180

Move #342 (Instant Ice-Block) Move #342 (Instant Ice-Block) is a specialisation of Ice-Scallywags; the ice lasts exactly 30 minutes, and victims can breathe but cannot move.

Terrifying and super-fast specialisation of Ice-Scallywags. Victims instantly get frozen in a block of ice and cannot move. They can however breathe. The ice last exactly 30 minutes. al1:c01:p181

Move #666 (Crazy People Having Allergic Reaction to Coconuts) Move #666 contains 127 very specific face pulls and is the only documented move powerful enough to defeat Move #7,083 used by Palm-Scallywags.

It's the only documented move powerful enough to defeat Move #7,083 (used by Palm-Scallywags). The important thing about this move is that it it contains 127 very specific face pulls, each of which needs to be perfected. al1:c01:p184

Move #874 (Cocoon) Move #874 (Cocoon) is performed only by Micro-Scallywags who eject Instant Wrap Compound from ducts on their wrists; the beam from a MRX-34-Laser can cut through the cocoon.

This is a highly technical move, performed, as far as we know, only by Micro-Scallywags. These scallywags have small ducts on their wrists, through which they are able to eject Instant Wrap Compound. The beam from a MRX-34-Laser can cut through it quite quickly. al1:c01:p185

Move #887 (Spinning Cartwheel) Move #887 (Spinning Cartwheel) is perfect for containing and repelling Move #458 (Feather-storm); a regular cartwheel morphs into a high-speed spinning wheel.

This complex and technical one is perfect for containing and repelling Move #458 (Feather-storm). The fighter uses a regular cartwheel which then morphs into a high-speed spinning wheel. al1:c01:p186

Move #1,233 (Oxwagon) Move #1,233 (Oxwagon) requires at least twelve fighters and often precedes Move #458 (Feather-storm).

Attack encircling move often used by Feather-Scallywags. For it to be effective, at least twelve fighters are required. Often comes as a precursor to Move 458 (Feather-storm) al1:c01:p187

Move #2,994 Move #2,994 is also known as MKB-2994 and is used by Wrestle-Scallywags.

Also known as MKB-2994. Used by Wrestle-Scallywags. al1:c01:p188

Move #3,332 Total Yelling Fandango Move #3,332 Total Yelling Fandango (TYF) is a fast-deployment, terrifying attack move used by Wrestle-Scallywags involving yelling, screaming and screeching.

This is a fast-deployment, terrifying attack move used by Wrestle-Scallywags. As they deploy they yell/scream/screech/shout and it is very disturbing. al1:c01:p189

Move #3,453 (Advancing Fence) Move #3,453 (Advancing Fence) is a defensive move useful against Palm-Scallywags; best deployed with over one hundred fighters.

Defensive move. Useful against Palm-Scallywags. Intimidating defensive move deployed when you are surrounded. Best deployed when there are a lot of you, like over one hundred. al1:c01:p190

Move #4,455 (Pyramid) Move #4,455 (Pyramid) is a Pre-Fight-Manoeuvre (PFM), also known as One-Up-Two-Down, with recorded use by all scallywags.

Classified as a Pre-Fight-Manoeuvre (PFM). Also known as a One-Up-Two-Down. Recorded use by all scallywags. al1:c01:p191

Move #4,592 (Scarab) Move #4,592 (Scarab) is a standard attack move used by Micro-Scallywags with a typical unit size of six.

Standard attack move used by Micro-Scallywags. Typical unit size: six. al1:c01:p192

Move #4,766 (Subterranean Recapture) Move #4,766 (Subterranean Recapture) is a stealth tunnel move for recapturing escapees underground, known to be deployed by Palm-Scallywags.

Stealth tunnel move used for recapturing escapees underground. Known to be deployed by Palm-Scallywags. al1:c01:p193

Move #5,554 (Ballistic Warthog) Move #5,554 (Ballistic Warthog) is a flailing bark-scream move invented by Henry-the-Hog; it required over 200 forms to be submitted to the ANEC before being accepted into the Almanac.

This is a flailing, bark-scream move invented by Henry-the-Hog. Over 200 forms needed to be submitted by Dash and Rob before the ANEC (Almanac New Entry Committee) accepted it. al1:c01:p194

Move #6,001 (Annoyed Shopkeeper) Move #6,001 (Annoyed Shopkeeper) is usually preceded by Move #88 and can gain up to three seconds during combat; the classic following move is Moustacherang Deployment.

Advanced technical moved usually preceded by Move #88 (Oscillating Dung-Beetle). When used in conjunction with the Oscillating Dung-Beetle, it is highly effective at gaining you time, even as much as three seconds. The classic move following Annoyed Shopkeeper is Moustacherang Deployment. al1:c01:p195

Move #6,694 (Tower) Move #6,694 (Tower) is used by Wrestle-Scallywags only; it is a very technical 3-scallywag move used primarily to intimidate opponents.

Used by Wrestle-Scallywags only. Very technical 3-scallywag move. Used primarily to intimidate opponents. al1:c01:p196

Move #6,745 (Rocket Launch) Move #6,745 (Rocket Launch) is a highly dangerous 1-4-1-1 attack move often used by Desert-Scallywags.

This is a highly dangerous 1-4-1-1 attack move. Often used by Desert-Scallywags. al1:c01:p197

Move #7,083 (No Idea What This Is) Move #7,083 requires Palm-Scallywags to take a specialized two-month top-secret course to acquire certification.

Move #7,083 is so advanced that Palm-Scallywags need to take a specialized two month, top-secret, technical course to acquire certification. al1:c01:p198

Move #7,312 (Beached-Fish-Flop) Move #7,312 (Beached-Fish-Flop) is a classic distraction move with no actual underlying combat merit.

This is a classic distraction move and has no actual underlying combat merit apart from throwing the attackers off-guard. al1:c01:p199

Move #7,734 (Ox-Horn-Pincer) Move #7,734 (Ox-Horn-Pincer) is a specialisation of Ice-Scallywags involving a C-shaped advance surrounding the enemy.

Another specialisation of Ice-Scallywags. Involves formation of a C-shaped advance, i.e. a head with two horns that surround the enemy. al1:c01:p200

Move #8,001 (Oscillating Nostril-Pump) Move #8,001 (Oscillating Nostril-Pump) is a highly-effective defensive move; most scallywags are absolutely terrified of nostril-pumps.

Highly-effective defensive move. For some reason, most scallywags are absolutely terrified of nostril-pumps. al1:c01:p201

Move #10,266 (Weird-Face) Move #10,266 (Weird-Face) involves pulling weird and funny faces to make enemies laugh; highly effective against Forest-Scallywags and against Move #18,854.

Deployed if you want to make your enemies laugh. Very effective against enemies who are unable to suppress their laughter, such as Forest scallywags. Highly effective when used against Move #18,854 (Rolling Starfish). al1:c01:p202

Move #11,144 (Fan & Encircle) Move #11,144 (Fan & Encircle) is a famous high-speed, deep-velocity counter-attack move used by multiple scallywag types with no known counter-move.

This is a famous high-speed, deep-velocity, counter-attack move used by multiple types of scallywags. No known counter-move. al1:c01:p203

Move #12,348 (Zombie Zeppelin) Move #12,348 (Zombie Zeppelin) is also known as ZZ-12438, is used by Wrestle-Scallywags, and is extra powerful when deployed upside-down.

Also known as ZZ-12438. Used by Wrestle-Scallywags. Extra powerful when deployed upside-down. al1:c01:p204

Move #18,854 (Rolling Starfish) Move #18,854 (Rolling Starfish) is a HIGHLY dangerous and very technical move used only by Forest-Scallywags.

This is a HIGHLY dangerous and very technical move. Only known to be used by Forest-Scallywags. al1:c01:p206

Move #26,941 (Sandstorm) Move #26,941 (Sandstorm) is the favourite attack move of Desert-Scallywags; the conjured sandstorm remains for at least 24 hours and can only be remedied by a Full-Vacuum-Snozzle.

It is the favorite attack move of Desert-Scallywags. The conjured sandstorm is impregnable and remains in place for at least 24 hours. The only known remedy is for it to be sucked up by a Full-Vacuum-Snozzle. al1:c01:p208

NATO Phonetic Alphabet The NATO Phonetic Alphabet assigns: A=Alpha, B=Bravo, C=Charlie, D=Delta, E=Echo, F=Foxtrot, G=Golf, H=Hotel, I=India, J=Juliet, K=Kilo, L=Lima, M=Mike, N=November, O=Oscar, P=Papa, Q=Quebec, R=Romeo, S=Sierra, T=Tango, U=Uniform, V=Victor, W=Whiskey, X=X-ray, Y=Yankee, Z=Zulu.

A = Alpha B = Bravo C = Charlie D = Delta E = Echo F = Foxtrot G = Golf H = Hotel I = India J = Juliet K = Kilo L = Lima M = Mike N = November O = Oscar P = Papa Q = Quebec R = Romeo S = Sierra T = Tango U = Uniform V = Victor W = Whiskey X = X-ray Y = Yankee Z = Zulu al1:c01:p209

MRX-34 Laser The MRX-34-Laser is small, concealable, and very powerful; it is probably the only tool able to cut through krypto-web.

Small, concealable, very powerful laser. Ideal for cutting through things. Probably the only tool able to cut through krypto-web. al1:c01:p210

MRX-34 Laser A Hemlock-878 is embedded in every MRX-34-Laser, rendering it harmless to living beings; removing it makes the laser inoperable.

The Chief Inventions Officer at Savuti Technologies (Dr. Muizenberg) decreed that a Hemlock-878 be embedded in every laser the company ever produces. This renders them harmless to living beings, so they cannot be used as weapons. Removal of the Hemlock-878 renders the laser inoperable al1:c01:p210

Neevil Eye The Neevil Eye is waterproof, fireproof and bulletproof; once activated it continuously films and beams data to a 10-mile radius.

It is water-proof, fire-proof and bullet-proof. Once activated, it is constantly filming and data is automatically beamed out to a 10 mile radius. al1:c01:p211

Noncycles Noncycles are nine-wheeled cycles; the noncycle naming system uses ennea/non for nine wheels.

Noncyles are nine-wheeled cycles. 9: ennea (non) noncycle al1:c01:p212

Noncycles The noncycle has a 'brain' for terrain and gradient adjustment technology and a 'nose' for predicting future weather, terrain, gradient conditions, and competitor behaviour.

The Brain – terrain and gradient adjustment technology: This is like a brain that senses when the terrain has changed. The Nose – prediction technology: This allows the noncycle to smell future weather conditions, terrain conditions, gradient conditions, and behaviour of competitors. al1:c01:p213

Norbert Niblett Norbert Niblett is a famous navigator and walrus impersonator who first landed in the area over 400 years ago.

Famous navigator and walrus impersonator. First landed in the area over 400 years ago. al1:c01:p215

Norbert Niblett When Norbert was fifteen he infiltrated the Royal Rock Pool of Western Possington, the world's largest walrus colony; over 4,000 walruses attended his wedding.

When he was just fifteen he managed to infiltrate the Royal Rock Pool of Western Possington (the world's largest walrus colony). Over 4,000 walruses attended the wedding. al1:c01:p216

Norma Niblett Norma Niblett is the wife of Norbert Niblett and is allergic to walruses.

Wife of the famous explorer, Norbert Niblett. She is allergic to walruses. al1:c01:p217

Nose Some noses exist completely on their own, not attached to any face; they are known as self-standing noses and are known to occasionally enter urban areas and start sniffing around.

Some noses are known to exist completely on their own, i.e. not attached to the face of a person or animal. They are known as self-standing noses. Occasionally, very occasionally, a self-standing nose might enter an urban area and start sniffing around. al1:c01:p218

Ossicles Ossicles are small osculated sniccles containing micro heemo-globule globules, used as conductors in advanced electronic devices.

Ossicles are small osculated sniccles containing micro heemo-globule globules. They are used as conductors in advanced electronic devices. al1:c01:p219

Osteop Milk Osteop milk tastes better if milked with the left hand; doctors recommend one glass daily to be drunk between 7 and 8am; drinking after 8am might cause an upset elbow.

It tastes better if milked with the left hand. Doctors recommend one glass daily, to be drunk between 7 and 8am. If you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow. al1:c01:p220

Osteop Milk Osteop milk mixed with Aardvark 4.2D axle-grease and lemon juice can stop hair-loss; mixed with crushed smellephant grass seeds, it is an effective pain-killer.

If mixed with Aardvark 4.2D axle-grease and a squeeze of lemon juice, it can actually stop hair-loss. If mixed with crushed smellephant grass seeds, it's an effective pain-killer. al1:c01:p220

Osteops Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6; the eggs hatch after 1 month; mother Osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period.

Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6. The eggs hatch after 1 month. Mother Osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period so must be avoided at all costs. al1:c01:p222

Osteops The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 involved over 30,000 Osteops converging at the muster station at sunrise; the stampede covered 8 miles and the winner was Osteop #17,434.

The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 was a stampede of Osteops. Over 30,000 Osteops converged at the muster station at sunrise. Stampede distance: 8 miles Stampede winner: Osteop #17,434 al1:c01:p223

Palm-Scallywags Palm-Scallywags are rare except in palm forests, have a typical group size of 6, never operate alone, maximum jump distance of 16 feet, cleverness 4/10, speed 7/10, agility 7/10.

How common: Rare except in palm forests Special power: Camouflage, very stealthy in thick vegetation Weakness: Scared of Blue-Eyed Monsters, and coconuts falling on their heads Typical group size: 6 Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 16ft Clевerness: 4/10 Speed: 7/10 Agility: 7/10 al1:c01:p224

Pandamatenga Industries Pandamatenga Industries designs and manufactures land-based, subterranean and amphibious vehicles and is located at Plettenbog Bay.

Design & manufacture of land-based/ subterranean and amphibious vehicles. Location: Plettenbog Bay al1:c01:p225

Paper-rock-scissors-carrot-spoon-tissue-elbow Paper-Rock-Scissors-Carrot-Spoon-Tissue-Elbow is a hand game with seven shapes; Paper beats rock beats scissor beats carrot beats spoon beats tissue beats elbow.

This is a hand game played between two people, in which each player simultaneously forms one of seven shapes with an outstretched hand. Paper beats rock beats scissor beats carrot beats spoon beats tissue (obviously) beats elbow. al1:c01:p226

Paper-rock-scissors-carrot-spoon-tissue-elbow The world Paper-Rock-Scissors-Carrot-Spoon-Tissue-Elbow Championships is held annually at Wombley Stadium which has a capacity of 84,000.

The world paper-rock-scissors-carrot-spoon-tissue-elbow champioships is one of the largest televised events on the planet, and is held annually in Wombley Stadium, which has a capacity of 84,000. al1:c01:p227

Pause Game World Championships The Pause! Game World Championships is held annually; 1st prize is a gold medal plus $5,000,006; 4th prize is a copper medal plus 5 gallons of wombat juice.

Held annually. Prizes as follows: 1st: Gold medal + $5,000,006 2nd: Silver medal + $2,000,006 3rd: Bronze medal + $1,000,003 4th: Copper medal + 5 gallons of wombat juice 5th: No prize 6th: Aluminum medal + a large bag of carrots al1:c01:p228

Pause! Game The first recorded occurrence of the Pause! Game was in ancient Hipposwotania in 467 BC.

First recorded occurrence of it was in ancient Hipposwotania in 467 BC. al1:c01:p229

Pause! Game Pause! Game Rule 1: When someone shouts 'Pause!', everyone including the shouter must freeze completely still.

RULE 1: When someone shouts "Pause!", everyone in the room has to freeze completely still, including the person who shouted "Pause!" al1:c01:p229

Pause! Game Pause! Game Rule 5: Each person is only allowed to shout 'Pause!' once per day.

RULE 5: Each person is only allowed to shout "Pause!" once per day, and they can do it whenever they want. al1:c01:p229

Pauselopedia The Pauselopedia was written by Zephaniah Rrr-Tokk-Tokk; the first edition was published in 1995 with only 100 copies; a copy sold for 33 million dollars at a recent auction.

Written by Zephaniah Rrr-Tökk-Tökk. The first edition was published in 1995. There were only 100 copies of the first edition. At a recent auction in Stefannesburg, one of them sold for 33 million dollars. al1:c01:p230

Perforator 800 The Perforator 800 is a one or two-person hole-digger with an 8.0 litre engine, max speed of 5 mph, and max distance of 10 miles on one tank.

One or two-person hole-digger. Engine size: 8.0 liter (diesel) Max speed: 5 mph Max distance on one tank: 10 miles al1:c01:p231

Perforator 800 The Perforator 800 has hot-tub functionality: pulling lever 14X fills the cabin with warm water up to waist level.

The unique thing about the Perforator 800 is its hot-tub functionality. The entire cabin is perfectly sealed, and if the pilot pulls lever 14X, the cabin starts filling up with warm water. The water stops just over waist level al1:c01:p231

Petunia Trundle-Humple Petunia Trundle-Humple is the daughter of Semaphorius Trundle-Humple, is extremely loyal and proud of her father, often very grumpy, and is allergic to petunias.

Daughter of Semaphorius Trundle-Humple. Extremely loyal and proud of her father. Often very grumpy. Petunia was actually born in the petunia section of the botanical gardens. She's allergic to petunias. al1:c01:p233

Pickled-Cucumber Building The Pickled-Cucumber Building has walls three feet thick made of solid pickled cucumber sponge and can withstand major explosive impact; those inside for over 15 minutes will smell of pickled cucumber for 8-10 days.

The walls of this building are three feet thick and made of solid pickled cucumber sponge. The only downside is that after more than 15 minutes inside it, you will smell of pickled cucumber, for a while. Usually 8-10 days. al1:c01:p234

Pinkfish Pinkfish are freshwater fish originating from lake iWalam; they are more intelligent and more valuable than other fish.

Pinkfish are freshwater fish, and originate from lake iWalam. Pinkfish are always the same color and are more intelligent and more valuable than other fish. al1:c01:p236 al1:c01:p237

Pizzup Pizzup contains hover-yeast which allows it to levitate; it has been known to hover at speeds in excess of 41 miles per hour.

one of the key ingredients is hover-yeast, which allows the pizzup to levitate (or float). They have been known to hover at speeds in excess of 41 miles per hour. al1:c01:p238

PMADD The PMADD is an airborne radio-controlled popcorn maker that can feed over 50 people in one flight and has a range of up to 100km; manufactured by G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc.

Airborne radio-controlled popcorn maker that can feed over 50 people in one flight. Range of up to 100km. Manufactured by G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc. al1:c01:p239

P'niknik A P'niknik is a small furry animal that loves picnics but is known to panic easily; the most important event in their calendar is the Annual Panicking P'niknik Picnic (APPP).

A P'niknik is a small furry animal that loves picnics. Whilst they may look relaxed, they are known to panic easily. The most important event in the P'niknik calendar is the APPP (Annual Panicking P'niknik Picnic). al1:c01:p240

Potted-Plant Balancing In potted-plant balancing, the term for balancing 1 pot is 'monuple', 2 is 'couple', 3 is 'triple', up to 100 is 'centuple' and 1,000 is 'milluple'.

1: monuple 2: couple 3: triple 4: quadruple 5: quintuple 100: centuple 1,000: milluple al1:c01:p241

PRD The PRD can store up to 200 JJ56 pillows; Rob Newman always carries one with him.

Highly technical and top-secret device that can store up to 200 JJ56 pillows. Rob Newman always carries one with him, just in case. al1:c01:p242

Prodigiosus Cantus Formicae Prodigiosus Cantus Formicae is the world's most famous ant choir with 40 permanent members; trained and taught by Dr. Williams with a dance routine choreographed by Mr. Proudfoot.

This is the world's most famous ant choir. Trained and taught by Dr. Williams. They also have a dance routine – choreographed by Mr. Proudfoot. The 40 permanent members of the choir are listed alphabetically below. al1:c01:p243

Prodigiosus Cantus Formicae 'Prodigiosus Cantus Formicae' is Latin for 'The Amazing Singing Ants'.

"Prodigiosus Cantus Formicae" is Latin for "The Amazing Singing Ants" al1:c01:p243

P'tonk-45 The P'tonk-45 is a mechanised library chair; only two are known to exist; one is owned by Ms. Grimstead; the other formerly belonged to King Edmond the Gurkk but was stolen.

Mechanised library chair. Only two known to exist. One is owned by Ms. Grimstead. The other was formerly owned by King Edmond the Gurkk, but it got stolen. al1:c01:p244

P'tonk-45 The P'tonk-45 is manufactured under license from Mr. Rosebank by Pandamatenga Industries.

Manufactured under license (from Mr. Rosebank) by Pandamatenga Industries. al1:c01:p244

Quadcycle Training Academy The Quadcycle Training Academy is the world's most famous quadcycle training school; Mr. Ibis was instrumental in setting up their online courses.

World's most famous quadcycle training school. Their 3-week introductory courses are particularly good. Mr. Ibis was instrumental in setting up their online courses. al1:c01:p246

Quadcycles Quadcycles are four-wheeled cycles that fold into a backpack and are deployed by mind-activation; the wheel configuration adapts to terrain via a sensor embedded in the saddle.

Four-wheeled cycles that can fold up into a backpack and can be deployed by mind-activation. The wheel configuration constantly adapts to the terrain, and is controlled by a very sophisticated sensor (or "brain") embedded in the saddle. al1:c01:p247

Quadcycles Quadcycle maintenance includes keeping the drive-chain clean, checking brake-fluid pressure, and keeping the sneggle-sprocket smooth with enough lemon juice at all times.

make sure the sneggle-sprocket is smooth and has enough lemon juice on it at all times. Finally, make sure the lemon juice compression canister is fully primed to at least level 8 al1:c01:p247

QUIRIO The QUIRIO in de-activated mode reduces to the size of a match-box; the basic version has 9 settings based on seating requirement.

Multiple different versions. In de-activated mode it reduces to the size of a match-box. The basic version has 9 settings, based on seating requirement. al1:c01:p248

Rajak Industries Rajak Industries' Birdhaven facility is the world's leading vacuum-snozzle supplier and also develops and supplies rodent parachutes globally.

Under the joint stewardship of Lady Hetty & Sir Berbert Rajak, their Birdhaven facility has established itself as the world's leading vaccum-snozzle suppliers. They are also renowned for developing and now supplying rodent parachutes, i.e. parachutes for rodents, globally. al1:c01:p249

Ratchet-Raptor The Ratchet-Raptor can reach altitudes of 800 feet, has a cruising speed of 80 mph, battery lasts 3 hours in full flight mode, and packs to the size of a golf ball.

Can reach altitudes of 800 feet and has a cruising speed of 80mph. Battery lasts 3 hours in full flight mode. Deployable in 3 seconds. Packable in 5 seconds. When packed, it's about the size of a golf ball. al1:c01:p250

Ratchet-Raptor Ratchet-raptors are manufactured by Raptor Industries under license from G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc.

Ratchet-raptors are manufactured by Raptor Industries under license from G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. al1:c01:p251

James Hogsbottom The first ever Ratchet-Raptor was test-piloted by James Hogsbottom; during its maiden flight he crashed into an Osteop milking-shed, causing the Great Osteop Stampede of 2008.

The first ever Ratchet-raptor was test piloted by James Hogsbottom. It's actually known in the history books as the Great Osteop Stampede of 2008. al1:c01:p251

Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes is the inventor of Wobble-Ball and was World Wobble-Ball Champion 2012-2016.

Inventor of Wobble-Ball. World Wobble-Ball Champion 2012-2016. al1:c01:p253

Reticulated Basingstoke Reticulated Basingstoke is probably Dash's favourite weekend breakfast; basingstoke is a purplish moss that grows under rocks.

Probably Dash's favourite weekend breakfast. Basingstoke is a kind of purplish moss that grows under rocks and is totally delicious and highly nutritious if prepared correctly. al1:c01:p256

Rob Newman Rob Newman's full name is Robertus Jayfred Newman; he is 11 years old, attends Swedhump Elementary, and his best friend is Dash Candoo.

Full name: Robertus Jayfred Newman Age: 11 years old School: Swedhump Elementary Best Friend: Dash Candoo al1:c01:p257

Rob Newman Rob's favourite food is Grozint Sandwiches, favourite drink is Walrus Milk, weapon of choice is Yo-Yo Stinger, and vehicle of choice is Quadcycle.

Favorite Food: Grozint Sandwiches Favorite Drink: Walrus Milk Weapon of Choice: Yo-Yo Stinger Vehicle of Choice: Quadcycle al1:c01:p257

Rob Newman Rob's NATO code name is Romeo Oscar Bravo and his Morse code name is .-./---/-...

NATO Code Name: Romeo Oscar Bravo Morse Code Name: .-./---/-... al1:c01:p257

Rob Newman Rob has been stung by an Invizizz exactly once, is able to go into FiCTaP Mode, has never milked an Osteop, has made over 250 excursions into Moremi Forest, and has a tele-transfer expertise level of 43.

Ever Stung by an Invizizz: Yes, just once Able to go into FiCTaP Mode: Yes Ever Milked an Osteop: No Number of excursions into Moremi Forest: Over 250 Tele-Transfer Expertise Level: 43 al1:c01:p257

Rob Newman Rob's address is 22 Glamorgan Rd.; his moustacherang throwing competence is 8.5/10 and jump-splodge painting proficiency is 1/10.

Address: 22 Glamorgan Rd Moustacherang Throwing Competence: 8.5/10 Jump-Splodge Painting Proficiency: 1/10 al1:c01:p257

Rob Newman Rob achieved the highest score ever on the SAT (SPIN Assessment Test) and keeps the trophy atop his ant farm in his bedroom.

Rob Newman is known for having achieved the highest score ever on the SAT (SPIN Assessment Test), and keeps the trophy atop his ant farm in his bedroom. al1:c01:p295

Rule 27b Rule 27b states: 'The reader shall not be allowed to continue reading the book unless all words appearing on the page (on which Rule 27b occurs) are read out aloud.'

"The reader shall not be allowed to continue reading the book unless all words appearing on the page (on which Rule 27b occurs) are read out aloud." al1:c01:p260

Saw-toothed Doublodiles Saw-toothed Doublodiles can cut through anything with their teeth except krypto-web; the largest one ever recorded was 21 feet long.

Vicious nasty things that can cut through anything with their teeth. Except krypto-web. The largest one ever recorded was 21ft, i.e. roughly the length of a triplocopter. al1:c01:p263

Saw-toothed Doublodiles Saw-toothed Doublodile eggs are laid in batches of three and a two-week-old doublodile is already dangerous.

Eggs are laid in batches of three, and a two week old doublodile is already dangerous. al1:c01:p264

Scallywag Academy To graduate from Scallywag Academy, a candidate must master at least 27,004 moves; advanced candidates have been known to master over 30,000 moves.

To graduate, the candidate needs to master at least 27,004 moves. Advanced candidates have been known to master over 30,000 moves. al1:c01:p265

Scallywag Academy The location of the Scallywag Academy is unknown; some believe it is in The Foothills, others in Moremi Forest, and others say it is in a bunker under Swedhump Elementary.

The location of the Academy is unknown. Some people believe it is hidden somewhere in The Foothills. Others say it is deep within Moremi Forest. Others say it is right under our noses, literally in a bunker under Swedhump Elementary. al1:c01:p265

Scallywag Academy It is speculated that the Scallywag Academy has a secret research lab called the Laboratory of Darkness, run by Mortimer Mortgagewood who was fired by Mrs. Rosebank for stealing jet-fuel.

Some claim that it's called The Laboratory of Darkness and it's run by a dreadful man called Mortimer Mortgagewood (pictured below), who used to work for Mr. Rosebank. He was fired by Mrs. Rosebank after stealing jet-fuel from the school warehouse. al1:c01:p266

Scallywag Academy To officially become a scallywag, one needs to graduate from Scallywag Academy.

To officially become a scallywag, one needs to graduate from Scallywag Academy. al1:c01:p267

Secure Command Center The SCC is accessible by tunnel only; the main chamber is radar-proof and not detectable by a 3D Macro-Map or similar device.

It is accessible by tunnel only. The main chamber is radar-proof and hence not detectable by a 3D Marco-map or similar device. al1:c01:p268

Secure Command Center The SCC has 14 radio channels including: Channel 01 for Dash & Rob private, Channel 66 for Pizzup Delivery, Channel 99 Strictly Confidential.

Channel 01: Dash & Rob private channel Channel 11: Police Triplocopter Response Unit Channel 22: Underground Assistance Channel 33: Backpack Ladder Emergencies Channel 44: Submarine Assistance Channel 50: Hovercraft Unit Channel 55: Swedhump Library Help Line Channel 66: Pizzup Delivery Channel 67: Coastguard Channel 77: Quadcycle Repair Unit Channel 88: Airborne Assistance Channel 99: Strictly Confidential al1:c01:p269

Secure Command Center The SCC has an embedded shelter with 12 beds, escape hatch, large library, games room, entertainment center, sushi-bar, bouncy castle, hole-digger pen, phosphorescent swimming pool and a zip-lining zone.

Embedded in a secure-concealed side-wall is a substantial food, drink and snack supply, as well as a 12-bedded shelter shelter. The shelter shelter has an escape hatch, large library, games room, entertainment center, sushi-bar, bouncy castle, hole-digger pen, phosphorescent swimming pool and a modest zip-lining zone. al1:c01:p269

Semaphorius Trundle-Humple Semaphorius Trundle-Humple is also known as Old Man Trundle-Humple; he is a devoted gardener and plant whisperer who worked his entire career in the Dashville Botanical Gardens.

Also known as Old Man Trundle-Humple. Devoted gardener and plant whisperer. Worked his entire career in the Dashville Botanical Gardens. al1:c01:p270

Shereena Aska-Lonka Shereena Aska-Lonka is very quiet, a brilliant face-puller, mysterious and enigmatic; she has a pet Gramster called John-Winston.

Very quiet. Brilliant face-puller. Mysterious and enigmatic. Shereena is quiet because her parents are loud. She spends a lot of quiet time in her bedroom, reading or playing with John-Winston, her beloved pet Gramster. al1:c01:p271

Slow-motion-ifyer The Slow-Motion-Ifyer slows down everything around the user but not the user themselves; it was developed by Mgadigadi Technologies and invented by Dr. Jezebel Terracotta-Glandsmitten.

A slow-motion-ifyer allows you to slow down everything around you, but not you yourself. The Slow-Motion-Ifyer was developed by Mgadigadi Technologies, and invented by their CIO (Chief Inventions Offer), Dr Jezebel Terracotta-Glandsmitten herself. al1:c01:p272

Slug-Mole-Slug A mole-slug is a slug that looks and behaves like a mole; a slug-mole is a mole that looks and behaves like a slug.

A mole-slug = a slug that looks and behaves like a mole. A slug-mole = a mole that looks and behaves like a slug. al1:c01:p274

Small Remote-Activated Train The S-RAT is a sophisticated solar-powered train controlled by R-MIT (Remote Molluscular Interface Technology) whose signals penetrate soil, rock and concrete; built by Pandamatenga Industries.

Sophisticated solar-powered train that is controlled by R-MIT (Remote Molluscular Interface Technology). These trains are especially useful in cave and tunnel networks since R-MIT signals can penetrate soil, rock and even concrete. Built by Pandamatenga Industries. al1:c01:p275

Smellephant Grass Smellephant grass is used for thatched roofing, basket-making, and as a compulsory weapon during the Smellephant-Grass-Fighting-Festival which carries a prize of $175,000.

Smellephant grass has multiple uses, including: [1] Good for making thatched roofing [2] Great for basket-making (weaving) [3] Compulsory as a weapon during the SGFS (Smellephant-Grass-Fighting-Festival). The prize-money is $175,000. al1:c01:p277

Smellephant Smellephants can have up to 7 trunks, live in herds of up to 200, are friendly and good-natured, but cannot be tamed.

they smell better than elephants, because they can have up to 7 trunks. Smellephants are highly social animals, and live in herds of up to 200. Smellephants are friendly and good-natured, but cannot be tamed. al1:c01:p278

Smushrooms Smushrooms taste of chocolate and grow on the eastern fringes of the Moremi Forest.

They taste of chocolate. Smushrooms grow on the eastern fringes of the Moremi Forest. al1:c01:p279

Smushrooms Smushroom juice is useful for reducing mumbling, curing headaches, healing wounds, de-itching snider bites, slowing toe-nail growth and other medicinal purposes.

Smushroom juice is useful for: Making mumbling people mumble less. Rectifying a bad sense of direction. Making loud people talks softer. Helping with memory loss. De-aching aching elbows. Slowing toe-nail growth. De-itching snider bites. Preventing hair-loss. Curing headaches. Healing wounds. al1:c01:p279

Snarling Jetpack-hogs Snarling Jetpack-hogs often accompany Mindreading-Scallywags, are allergic to walrus milk, and radar tracking devices show they can reach cruising speeds of up to 80 miles per hour.

Often accompany Mindreading-Scallywags. They fly fast and are vicious. Allergic to walrus milk. Radar tracking devices in the SCC show that Jetpack-hogs can reach cruising speeds of up to 80 miles per hour. al1:c01:p280

Snerpent Snerpents are totally terrifying snake-like creatures with two or more heads; all Snerpents are believed to be highly venomous; most can swim, climb trees and burrow.

Totally terrifying snake-like creatures that have two or more heads. All Snerpents are believed to be highly venomous. Most can swim, climb trees and burrow. al1:c01:p281

Sniders Sniders are like spiders but 27% worse; they have 10 legs; Mind-Reading scallywags are completely terrified of them.

Sniders are like spiders, but 27% worse. They have 10 legs. Mind-Reading scallywags are completely terrified of them. al1:c01:p282

Sniders Sniders communicate with each other via their webs (Snidese language), as discovered by Professor Trollop Codswollopp in 2013.

An extraordinary discovery was made in 2013 by the Head of the Snider Research Institute, Professor Trollop Codswollopp. When studying multiple webs, she realised that Sniders actually communicate with each other via their webs, i.e. the webbing is like a telephone wire. al1:c01:p282

Sniffsonian Museum The Sniffsonian Museum is the world's most famous and important museum of natural history, artefacts, trivia, miscellany and heemo-globule globules; it is owned and curated by Mr. Sniffy.

World's most famous and important museum of natural history, artefacts, trivia, miscellany and heemo-globule globules. Owned and curated by Mr. Sniffy. al1:c01:p283

Sniffy (Mr.) Mr. Sniffy's full name is Serendippitus Sniffy; he wants every kid on the planet to have visited the museum.

Owner of the Sniffsonian Museum. Very ambitious. Wants every kid on the planet to have visited the museum. Serendippitus Sniffy has always loved collecting things. al1:c01:p284

Snintercom A snintercom is an advanced wireless intercom with DTC (Document Transfer Capacity) with a maximum capacity of 7 books per single send; its base portal is in Mrs. Rosebank's office.

A snintercom is an advanced wireless intercom, that also has DTC (Document Transfer Capacity). Its base portal is in Mrs. Rosebank's office. The maximum capacity for a single send is 7 books. al1:c01:p286

Snintercom The snintercom was developed by Mgadigadi Technologies by Dr. Jezebel Terracotta-Glandsmitten.

The snintercom was developed by Mgadigadi Technologies by their CIO (Chief Inventions Offer), Dr Jezebel Terracotta-Glandsmitten. al1:c01:p286

Snodules Snodules are components of a technical class or lesson; a typical lesson might have four or five snodules that are inter-related but also independent.

Snodules are components of a technical class or lesson. A typical lesson might have four or five snodules, that are inter-related, but also independent. al1:c01:p287

Snodwidge-pie Snodwidge-pie is made by liquidizing a snod, boiling in walrus milk for a year, adding yeast and desiccated anchovy, then baking at 325 degrees for 72 hours.

[2] Remove the hemple, and then the snod. [3] Liquidize the snod and boil in walrus milk for a year. [4] Add yeast and dessicated anchovy. [5] Bake at a temperature of 325 degrees for 72 hours. al1:c01:p288

Snollimpest A Snollimpest is a human-sized, furry, multi-headed mammal; the most common variety have two heads, but some have been documented with up to nine heads; they love warm water and hate cold water.

A Snollimpest in a human-sized, furry, multi-headed mammal. The most common variety have two heads. Some have been documented with up to nine heads. Snollimpests love warm water, and are especially fond of taking long baths. They HATE cold water. al1:c01:p289

Snolly juice Snolly juice is an acronym: SNO=Snow, L=Lemon juice, L=Linguini, Y=Yoghurt; it was first developed by nomadic tribes in the North-Eastern Tundra-lands.

Its name is an acronym for the ingredients. SNO: Snow L: Lemon juice L: Linguini Y: Yoghurt Snolly juice was first developed by nomadic tribes in the North-Eastern Tundra-lands al1:c01:p290

Snorridge Snorridge is like porridge but made with snow; there are seven main flavors each named after a day of the week; eating the wrong flavor on the wrong day can be awful and in extreme cases require hospitalization.

Snorridge is like porridge, but better. It's like normal porridge, but made with snow. There are seven main flavors, each named after a day of the week. If you eat the right one on the right day it will be delicious, but if you eat the wrong one, it will be awful. al1:c01:p291 al1:c01:p292

Snorringe-juice Snorringe-juice is like orange juice but better; snorringes are the same as oranges except they are square and more juicy.

Snorringe-juice is like orange juice, but better. Snorringes are the same as oranges in all respects, except they are square. And more juicy. al1:c01:p293

Snozzle A snozzle is an expandable concertina-style pipe that can be retracted into itself to form a ring for easy carrying.

A snozzle is an expandable concertina-style pipe, i.e. a pipe that can be retracted into itself to form a ring. al1:c01:p294

SPIN Radio The SPIN Radio lets the user communicate directly with International Police Headquarters; it folds to the size of a small pea; Rob Newman usually carries one.

SPIN radio (Secure Police Interface Neomogrifier) lets the user communicate directly with International Police Headquarters. Very few exist and only-highly trained experts are allowed to use them. It folds up to the size of a small pea. Rob Newman usually has one with him. al1:c01:p295

SPIN Radio SPIN radios are manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies but their dialling mechanism is outsourced to Rajak Industries.

SPIN radios are manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies, but their dialling mechanism is outsourced to Rajak Industries al1:c01:p295

Staircase Moose Staircase-Moose are friendly tameable creatures with the same lifespan as humans; the staircase only starts growing once the moose reaches the teenage years.

Friendly creatures that can be tamed and become very useful for assistance with climbing up things. Same lifespan as humans. The staircase is not there when born, and usually only starts growing once the moose reaches the teenage years. al1:c01:p296

Stink-balls Stink-balls are thin-skinned capsules filled with stink-ball juice; typical ingredients include rotting Hammaphore fruit, old fish tank water, Doublodile saliva, Grobsnot venom and sour walrus milk.

Stink-balls are thin skinned capsules that get filled with gross liquid known as stink-ball juice. Typical stink-ball ingredients include: * Rotting Hammaphore fruit * Old fish tank water * Rotting guacamole * Doublodile saliva * Grobsnot venom * Sour walrus milk al1:c01:p298

Stumpnose Elementary Stumpnose Elementary is the rival school to Swedhump Elementary; it is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant and smells of sardines.

Principal: Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Rival school to Swedhump Elementary. Smells of sardines in some areas. Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant al1:c01:p299

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose is the founder and principal of Stumpnose Elementary; his proper name is Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth.

Founder and Principal of Stumpnose Elementary. Smells of sardine. His proper name is actually Josiah Stumpnose the Fourth. al1:c01:p301

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose At Stumpnose Elementary, Period 3 every day is mandatory sardine processing for all pupils; Period 6 is mandatory packing of sardine cans; refusing either results in a $1,000 fine or expulsion.

Period 3 of every day is mandatory sardine processing (for ALL pupils). If they refuse to process the sardines, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. Period 6 of every day is mandatory packing of sardine cans for all pupils. If they refuse to pack them, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. al1:c01:p304

SUFS-144 The SUFS-144 can expand to the size of a large cinema screen (30 feet high and 90 feet wide) and is manufactured by Rajak Industries.

Fantastic device that can expand to the size of a large cinema screen (30 feet high and 90 feet wide). Manufactured by Rajak Industries. al1:c01:p305

Swamp juice Swamp Juice is an acronym: S=Swed milk, W=Wombat juice, A=Artichoke juice, M=Marzipan, P=Pickled cucumber.

Swamp juice does not actually come from a swamp. Like many of Dash's breakfast beverages, its name is an acronym: S: Swed milk W: Wombat juice A: Artichoke juice M: Marzipan P: Pickled cucumber al1:c01:p306

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary is a K through 7.5 school, part of the Puff-Noss system, named after the hump of a Swed.

Named after the hump of a Swed, a two-faced humped creature. Swedhump Elementary is a K through 7½ school. It's part of the new Puff-Noss system al1:c01:p307

Swedhump Elementary In the Puff-Noss system, elementary school runs K-7.5 (age 5-11), the CAP (Compulsory Adventure Period) runs from 7.5-8 (age 12-13), and high school runs 9-12 (age 14-18).

Elementary school: K-7½ (age 5 -11) CAP: 7 ½ — 8 (age 12-13) High School: 9 -12 (14-18) al1:c01:p307

Swedhump Elementary New Swedhump Elementary buildings are built off campus by Zoo Lake Engineering and lowered into place by triplo-triplocopters.

To avoid disturbance, the new structures are actually built off campus (by Zoo Lake Engineering), and once complete, lowered in place by triplo-triplocopters. al1:c01:p308

Swedhump Elementary The Zip-Lining Emporium at Swedhump Elementary has over 2,700 different zip-lines and is the world's largest.

Huge zip-lining park at Swedhump Elementary. Actually the world's largest. Designed by Ms. Greenacre. Has over 2,700 different zip-lines. al1:c01:p355

Sweds Sweds are two-faced humped ATCs (Antelope-Type Creatures); rubbing the hump of a Swed at full moon is said to bring good luck for a month.

Two-faced humped ATCs (Antelope-Type Creatures) found in forests and on open plains and near rivers. They say if you rub the hump of a Swed at full moon, it will bring you good luck for a month. al1:c01:p310

Sweds The Great Swed Migration occurs in February heading north-east to the Open Plains, assembles there through March, and returns south-west in April.

The Great Swed Migration occurs in February and heads north-east, up to the Open Plains where they assemble in the tens of thousands and do some weird stuff over the month of March. In April they head back south-west again. al1:c01:p310

Tele-Transfer Tele-transfer is the mind-activated transmission of digital files between cranio-cams; the technology was developed through a collaboration between Savuti Technologies Inc. and Mgadigadi Technologies.

Tele-transfer is the mind-activated transmission of digital files between cranio-cams. Tele-transfer technology was developed through a collaboration between Savuti Technologies Inc and Mgadigadi Technologies. al1:c01:p311

Tie-D-Yupper The Tie-D-Yupper has a range of 12 meters and can only be used once per 24 hours; using it a second time doubles the mess and the sixth time multiplies mess by 20.

Highly useful and effective device that tidies everything up. Range is 12 meters. The Tie-D-Yupper can only be used once per 24 hours. If used twice, the second time it actually doubles the mess. the sixth time it multiplies the mess by 20. al1:c01:p313

Transformer Transformers are the jewel-in-the-crown of Mgadigadi Technologies, developed by Dr. Jezebel Terracotta-Glandsmitten whose PhD thesis was on 'The Use of Multivariate Smollen Coagulant in Transformer Nano Technology'.

Transformers are the jewel-in-the-crown of Mgadigadi Technologies. The Chief Inventions Officer of the company, Dr. Jezebel Terracotta-Glandsmitten, has spent years of her career working on them. Her PhD. thesis was entitled "The Use of Multivariate Smollen Coagulant in Transformer Nano Technology". al1:c01:p316

Transponder Tracking Device The TDD has a range of 127 miles, the battery lasts forever, and works under water, slime, mud and underground; signal cannot be distorted by radar or microwaves.

The range of the device is 127 miles, and the battery lasts forever. It works perfectly, under water, under slime, under mud and underground, and the signal cannot be distorted or interrupted by radar or microwaves. al1:c01:p317

Trenchifyer 98 The Trenchifyer 98 is a 1 or 2-person hole-digger with a 9.8 litre engine, max speed 10 mph, max distance 17 miles on one tank; it comes with an inbuilt foot-massage console, mini-bar and library of audio-books.

1 or 2-person hole-digger. Engine size: 9.8 liter (regular gas) Max speed: 10 mph Max distance on one tank: 17 miles The vehicle comes with an inbuilt foot-massage console, mini-bar and library of fantastic audio-books. al1:c01:p318

Triplo-triplocopters Triplo-triplocopters are equivalent to 9 helicopters stuck together; can only be flown by the very top students at flight school; there have been three documented crashes.

These are simply triple triplocopters, i.e. the equivalent of 9 helicopters stuck together. Super-fast and powerful, but can only be flown by the very top students at flight school. There have been three documented triplo-triplocopter crashes to date. al1:c01:p319

Triplo-triplocopters James Hogsbottom was the first person to ever successfully land a triplo-triplocopter.

James Hogsbottom was the first person to ever successfully land one. al1:c01:p319

Triplocopter Flight Training Academy The TFTA is the world's best and only Triplocopter Flight Training Academy; its CTO is Dr. Osgood Winklevoss; James Hogsbottom used to work there as a test pilot.

It's also the world's only Triplocopter Flight Training Academy. The CTO (Chief Training Officer) of the Triplocopter Flight Training Academy is Dr. Osgood Winklevoss. James Hogsbottom used to work there as a test pilot. al1:c01:p320

Triplocopter Triplocopters were invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010; they are 61 times faster and 17 times more powerful than regular helicopters.

Triple-helicopters invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010. The equivalent of three helicopters stuck together. They are sixty one times faster and seventeen times more powerful than regular helicopters al1:c01:p321

Triplocopter Triplocopter excess oil must be drained by opening valve 2,387g on a Wednesday or Friday; new oil must be added using input valve 276b only on a Tuesday or Thursday.

Excess oil must be drained by opening valve 2,387g on a Wednesday or Friday. Once drained, new oil must be added using input valve 276b, but refilling must only take place on a Tuesday or Thursday. al1:c01:p322

Triplosaults Triplosaults are triple somersaults; a Grinning Triplosault is a triple somersault whilst grinning; a Dumbersault is somersaulting into a wall.

Triplosaults are triple somersaults. A Grinning Triplosault is a triple somersault whilst grinning. Dumbersault (somersaulting into a wall) Gronville Honkersmith has been known to do this al1:c01:p323

Two-headed Fluffingtons Two-headed Fluffingtons are the world's second most fluffy ducks; the only known flock resided at the old Pomington Pillow-Fighting factory before it exploded; the ducks escaped unhurt but have never been seen again.

The world's second most fluffy ducks. The only flock known to exist resided at the old Pomington Pillow-Fighting factory before it exploded. The ducks escaped unhurt but have never been seen again. al1:c01:p324

Twoaster A Twoaster is a toaster that takes twelve slices of bread; the numbers on the eject dial refer to height in feet the toast will fly.

A twoaster is a toaster that takes twelve slices of bread. The numbers on the eject dial refer to height in feet. So if you set it to 27, once done, the toast will fly at least 27 feethigh. al1:c01:p325

Umbahorra Umbahorras are large friendly-looking creatures whose breath smells so bad it can actually kill you; they originate in the north-western fringes of Moremi Forest and cannot be tamed.

Large friendly-looking creatures with lovely smiles but devastating grins. This is due to their chronic halitosis (stinky breath). Their breath smells so bad it can actually kill you. Umbahorras originate in the north-western fringes of Moremi Forest. While they are seemingly gentle creatures, they are actually impossible to tame al1:c01:p326

University of Snodd The University of Snodd is a system of public research universities serving over 8,700 students.

The University of Snodd is a system of public research universities routinely ranked among the world's best. Now serving over 8,700 students al1:c01:p327

University of Snodd The UoS system includes: University of Inner-Scratchford, University of Camford-Bogmarsh, Drakensberg Institute of Technology, Snoddford University (specialising in waterslides, zip-lines and bungee-jumping), and the ILCSGM.

[1] University of Inner-Scratchford [2] University of Camford-Bogmarsh [3] Drakensberg Institute of Technology [4] Snoddford University Specialises in: Waterslides, zip-lines & bungee-jumping [5] Institute of Leopard-Crawling and other Stealth Ground Manoeuvres (ILCOSGM) al1:c01:p327 al1:c01:p328 al1:c01:p329

VAMP Transponder The VAMP Transponder has three functions: Modification (changes user's voice), Amplification (makes voice louder), and Projection (allows voice to travel greater distances); manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies.

VAMP = Voice Amplification Modification and Projection. This highly sophisticated, tiny device has three functions: [1] Modification: Allows the user to change his or her own voice into someone else's. [2] Amplification: Makes the user's voice louder. [3] Projection: Allows the user's voice to travel greater distances and faster. Manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies. al1:c01:p330

VAMP Transponder Dash has a VAMP transponder embedded in his anti-invisibility goggles.

VAMP transponders can be embedded in other devices. Dash has one embedded in his anti-invisibility goggles. al1:c01:p330

Vibrating Cockroach of Awfulness VCA vibrations are initially harmless but if allowed to continue for over 6 minutes (360 seconds), everything starts to feel awful; VCAs can grow from the size of a regular cockroach up to the size of a sheep.

Their vibrations initially are harmless, but if allowed to continue for over 6 minutes (i.e. 360 seconds), everything just starts to feel awful. VCAs grow from the size of a regular cockroach, all the way up to the size of a sheep. al1:c01:p331 al1:c01:p333

Vibrating Cockroach of Awfulness VCAs are terrified of toast, especially flying toast.

VCAs are not scared of much. Except toast. For some reason they are terrified of it. Especially flying toast. al1:c01:p332

Vertical Tug-of-war In Vertical Tug-of-war the rope is thrown over a horizontal beam; each team consists of five pullers; Olympic rules declare the horizontal beam must be exactly 18 feet high.

The rope is thrown over a horizontal beam. The aim is to lift the other team off the ground. Each team consists of five pullers. Olympic rules declare that the horizontal beam be exactly 18 feet high. al1:c01:p334

Vesuvius Casablanca Vesuvius Casablanca is a famous explorer, naturalist, wart-melon farmer and hiking-boot reinventor who discovered the Legendary Wart-melon Fields of Eastern Stiggonia.

Famous explorer, naturalist, wart-melon farmer and hiking-boot reinventor. It was Vesuvius Casablanca himself who first discovered the Legendary Wart-melon Fields of Eastern Stiggonia. al1:c01:p335

Vesuvius Casablanca Vesuvius Casablanca has three personality modes: Civilian Mode, Exploration Mode and Deep Exploration Mode (during which he should not be approached under any circumstances).

Vesuvius has three different personality modes: Civilian Mode (regular daily life at home, can be approached) Exploration Mode (looks serious and professional, but can be approached) Deep Exploration Mode (goes very serious and intense, and should not be approached or spoken to under any circumstances) al1:c01:p336

VVS-printer The VVS-printer is a very-very-small printer; in off-mode it is the size of a pea; it comes standard with never-ending ink cartridges; manufactured by Rajak Industries.

A VVS-printer is a very-very-small printer. When in off-mode, it is the size of a pea. A VVS-printer comes standard-issue with never-ending ink cartridges. VVS-printers are manufactured by Rajak Industries. al1:c01:p337

VVS-printer A Rajak Industries scientist was fined the mandatory penalty of $250 for 'being in possession of an uncontrolled printer'.

he was fined the mandatory penalty of $250 for "being in possession of an uncontrolled printer". al1:c01:p338

Walrospital A walrospital is a hospital for walruses.

A walrospital is a hospital for walruses. al1:c01:p339

Walrus Milk Dash has a walrus farm with over 20,000 walruses located on the southern fringes of The Foothills; Dash has visited it multiple times.

The farm, located on the southern fringes of The Foothills, has a stock of over 20,000 walruses, and Dash has visited it multiple times. al1:c01:p340

Warp-vortex A warp-vortex allows the warpee plus one sub-warpee to move from one place to another in a trilli-second; it is typically backpack-mounted.

A warp-vortex allows the warpee (owner) plus sub-warpee (passenger) to move from one place to another in a trilli-second. Warp-vortexes are typically backpack-mounted. al1:c01:p342

Witch Nose Island Witch Nose Island is the most secure prison on earth; the perimeter is ringed by 27 krypto-web fences, 11 of which are electrified; no prisoner has ever escaped.

Witch Nose Island is the most secure prison on earth. The entire perimeter is ringed by 27 krypto-web fences, 11 of which are electrified. No prisoner has ever escaped from Witch Nose Island. al1:c01:p344

Wobble Ball Wobble-Ball was invented by Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes in 2012; school-level races are typically 157 yards; Olympic and World Championship races are 471 yards.

Invented by Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes in 2012. School-level wobble-ball races are typically 157 yards. Olympic-level and World Championship races are 3 times that, i.e. 471 yards. al1:c01:p345

Wobble Ball Mr. Grodzinsky has been Wobble-Ball World Champion from 2017 to 2022.

2017: Mr. Grodzinsky 2018: Mr. Grodzinsky 2019: Mr. Grodzinsky 2020: Mr. Grodzinsky 2021: Mr. Grodzinsky 2022: Mr. Grodzinsky al1:c01:p345

Wombat Juice Wombat Juice is an acronym: W=Walrus milk, O=Octopus saliva, M=Mango, B=Beetroot, A=Avocado, T=Tomato.

The name is derived from its ingredients: Walrus milk Octopus saliva Mango Beetroot Avocado Tomato al1:c01:p346

Wombat Juice The global chain iThirsty started as a humble wombat stand outside Rudolph Wombophelia's house when he was eight years old; twenty years later he became one of the richest people in the world.

The global chain of beverage stores, iThirsty, started off as a humble wombat stand outside Rudolph Wombophelia's house. He was a mere eight year-old boy. Twenty years later he's one of the richest people in the world al1:c01:p346

Wombat Juice The original iThirsty wombat stand is now in The Sniffsonian in exhibit room 437f.

The original iThirsty wombat stand, where it all started, is now in The Sniffsonian. If you'd like to see it, it's in exhibit room 437f. al1:c01:p347

World Face-Pulling Championship The WFPC is an annual event held at the Uzbükkuu Zoo; 1st prize is $12,000,000 and 3rd prize is $12.75.

The WFPC is an annual event held at the Uzbükkuu Zoo. 1st prize = $12,000,000 2nd prize: $5,000,000 3rd prize: $12.75 al1:c01:p348

Wrestle-Scallywags Wrestle-Scallywags are very common, have no special power but are decent all-rounders, have poor eyesight, typical group size of 3 or more, maximum jump distance of 16 feet, cleverness 5/10, speed 5/10, agility 9.5/10.

How common: Very Special power: None. Decent all-rounders Weakness: Poor eyesight Typical group size: 3 or more Operate alone? Hardly ever Maximum Jump Distance: 16 feet Clевerness: 5/10 Speed: 5/10 Agility: 9.5/10 al1:c01:p350

Yo-yo Stingers Yo-Yo Stingers are electrically-charged yo-yos; the stinger powder contains bang-powder, latent electric charge, salt, dried lemon skin and grobsnot venom.

Yo-yo stingers are electrically-charged yo-yos. The latter is a combination of bang-powder, latent electric charge, salt, dried lemon skin and grobsnot venom. al1:c01:p351

Yo-yo Stingers Yo-Yo Stingers are manufactured by Rajak Industries.

Manufactured by Rajak Industries. al1:c01:p351

Zap-Flattener The Zap-Flattener flattens things temporarily for 60 seconds; it was invented by Mr. Rosebank when he was young and later licensed to Rajak Industries.

Flattens things, temporarily. For example, when a person is zapped by a Zap-Flattener, they go totally and completely flat for 60 seconds. The Zap-flattener was invented by Mr. Rosebank when he was young. Years later he licensed it to Rajak Industries. al1:c01:p352

Zebra-hounds Zebra-Hounds are absolutely awful, vicious dogs found wild in the very far southwestern part of Moremi Forest; they are extremely expensive, stupid, and tend to be owned by criminals.

Absolutely awful, terrible, horrible, vicious dogs. Extremely expensive. And extremely stupid. Tend to be owned by criminals. They are found wild in the very far southwestern part of Moremi Forest. al1:c01:p354

Zip-Lining Emporium The Zip-Lining Emporium was built by Zoo Lake Engineering in just one month; 2,000 of the zip-line routes are permanent and 700 are changed every month.

The emporium, built by Zoo Lake Engineering, took just a month to construct. 2,000 of the zip-line routes are permanent. 700 are changed every month to keep things interesting. al1:c01:p355

Zip-Lining Emporium The Zip-Lining Emporium has 49 rides through glass tunnels underwater, 193 rides through underground tunnels, two time-travel rides, and one ride that takes two full days.

49 rides go through glass tunnels underwater. 193 rides go through tunnels underground. Two are time-travel rides. One ride takes two full days so can only be done on weekends. al1:c01:p355

Zoo Lake Engineering Zoo Lake Engineering is a civil engineering firm that does a lot of work for Swedhump Elementary; its HQ overlooks Zoo Lake between Parkview and Parkwood.

Civil engineering firm that does a lot of work for Swedhump Elementary. HQ location: Lies between Parkview and Parkwood, overlooking Zoo Lake itself. al1:c01:p356

Zoo Lake Engineering A 24-foot high solid gold statue of a Fluff-tailed Hemple-fluffer can be found in the atrium of Zoo Lake Engineering's building.

A 24 foot high solid gold statue of a Fluff-tailed Hemple-fluffer can be found in the atrium of the building. al1:c01:p356

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat's favourite foods are pizza and carrots; favourite drinks are pizza juice and carrot juice.

Favourite food: Pizza, carrots Favourite drinks: Pizza juice, carrot juice al1:c01:p076