Aqualinia Waterpark
Probably the world’s best waterslide park. Ms. Aqualine is the founding chairwoman of the Aqualine Corporation, which established the waterpark in 2019. The Aqualine Corporation is also renowned for its pool floaties which are sold worldwide. The pinkfish, sweds and osteops are particularly popular.
The park charges a single 24-hour entrance fee which allows the user to go on any of the 872 rides and eat and drink as much as they want in any of the 32 cafeterias and restaurants. Every ticket holder gets automatically entered into an annual lottery, the winner of which gets free lifetime entrance to the park for themselves and 1,000 close friends and family, plus a lifetime supply of Aqualinia Corporation floaties for all of them.
Entrance is free for people born on a Wednesday between 3 and 4pm (which is when Andrea Aquiline was born). An original waterproof birth certificate needs to be produced when applying for this concession.
Currently the most popular rides in the park are:
Ride 16: The Undulating Vestibule of Perfection Ride 33: The Glandulated Chute of Rectification Ride 84: The Vibrating Magoon of Awesomeness-ness Ride 111: The Imbroligiated Massala of Excoriation Ride 274: The Discombobulating Palisade of Nothingness Ride 481: The Obnibulating Elongation of Suggestivosity Ride 683: The G’snickulated Paternoster of Woff-osity Ride 872: The Ossifying Carbuncle of Wemm-sniffication
First seen in Book 4, page 40
Research
e_aqualinia_waterparkIn the printed almanac pages (3 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
place_fact (4)
The Aqualinia Waterpark was established by the Aqualine Corporation in 2019.
Ms. Aqualine is the founding chairwoman of the Aqualine Corporation, which established the waterpark in 2019. al1:c01:p020
The Aqualinia Waterpark has 872 rides and 32 cafeterias and restaurants; a single 24-hour entrance fee covers all rides and unlimited food and drink.
The park charges a single 24-hour entrance-fee which allows the user to go on any of the 872 rides and eat and drink as much as they want in any of the 32 cafeterias and restaurants. al1:c01:p020
Aqualinia Waterpark is probably the world's best waterslide park.
Probably the world's best waterslide park. b04:c99:p208
The Aqualinia Waterpark opened next to the Sniffsonian Museum.
the new Aqualinia Waterpark that had just opened next to the Sniffsonian Museum. b04:c02:p040
world_rule (1)
Entrance to Aqualinia Waterpark is free for people born on a Wednesday between 3 and 4pm.
Entrance is free for people born on a Wednesday between 3 and 4pm (which is when Andrea Aquiline was born). al1:c01:p021
Relationships
- located_in Sniffsonian Museum
Owner of Aqualinia Waterpark which neighbors the Sniffsonian Museum. al1:c01:p019
extraction note neighbors is not exactly located_in but the text states the waterpark is adjacent to the Sniffsonian; skipping as mere co-location. Using 'other' instead. - located_in Sniffsonian Museum
the new Aqualinia Waterpark that had just opened next to the Sniffsonian Museum b04:c02:p040
extraction note Text says 'next to' rather than 'inside', but this is the closest spatial relationship available. Using located_in as the best fit; type_other not used as it is adjacent rather than contained.
Incoming
Owner of Aqualinia Waterpark which neighbors the Sniffsonian Museum. al1:c01:p019
MS. AQUALINE! She was the owner of the new Aqualinia Waterpark that had just opened next to the Sniffsonian Museum. b04:c02:p040