Book 4

KB-15 The KB-15 is an Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD), also called a Danger Warning Device.

a KB-15 is a Danger Warning Device. b04:c01:p014 b04:c99:p211

Twoaster A twoaster is a toaster that takes 12 slices of bread.

A twoaster is a toaster that takes 12 slices of bread. b04:c01:p013 b04:c99:p216

Tie-D-Yupper The Tie-D-Yupper tidies everything up and has a range of 12 metres.

Highly useful and effective device that tidies everything up. Range is 12 metres. b04:c01:p033 b04:c99:p215

Snorridge Snorridge is like porridge but made with snow.

snorridge (which is like porridge, but made with snow) b04:c01:p013 b04:c99:p214

Snolly juice Snolly juice is the perfect accompaniment to snorridge and its name is an acronym: SNO=Snow, L=Lemon juice, L=Linguini, Y=Yoghurt.

Snolly juice is the perfect accompaniment to snorridge. Its name is actually an acronym for the ingredients. SNO: Snow L: Lemon juice L: Linguini Y: Yoghurt b04:c01:p013 b04:c99:p214

Desert-Scallywags Desert-Scallywags hate being laughed at.

Dessert-Scallywags HATE being laughed at. b04:c01:p023

Move #26,941 (Sandstorm) Move 26,941 (Sandstorm) is a very dangerous move used by Desert-Scallywags that conjures a sandstorm; the conjured sandstorm is impregnable and remains in place for at least 24 hours.

This is a very, very dangerous move that involves conjuring up a sandstorm. The conjured sandstorm is impregnable and remains in place for at least 24 hours. b04:c01:p019 b04:c99:p212

Move #6,745 (Rocket Launch) Move 6,745 (Rocket Launch) is a highly dangerous 1-4-1-1 attack move often used by Desert-Scallywags, involving building a tower where the top two fighters fly off at high speed in attack.

This is a highly dangerous 1-4-1-1 attack move. Often used by Desert-Scallywags. It involves building a tower with the strongest "foundation" scallywag at the bottom. 4 fighters then balance off him or her, to form the "base" of the rocket, then the two most agile of them atop of each other to form the "nose-cone". The launch involves the top two flying off at high speed into the attack. b04:c01:p017 b04:c99:p211

Move #84 (Tarantula) Move 84 (Tarantula) is a highly effective evasive manoeuvre especially against Desert-Scallywags, involving a deep grimace, spider-like screaming, and rapid continued flailing of arms.

This is a highly effective evasive manoeuvre, particularly useful against Desert-Scallywags as they are scared of spiders. The move involves a deep grimace, spider-like screaming combined with a rapid and continued flailing the arms. b04:c01:p018 b04:c99:p211

Sniffsonian Museum The Sniffsonian is the world's most famous and important museum of natural history, artefacts, trivia, miscellany and heemo-globule globules, and is also famous for its epic cafeteria.

World's most famous and important museum of natural history, artefacts, trivia, miscellany and heemo-globule globules. It is also famous for its epic cafeteria. b04:c02:p045 b04:c99:p214

Boreholicopter The boreholicopter is an extraordinary machine that can both fly and dig holes; it is very expensive and very few have been built.

Extraordinary machine that can fly and dig holes. Very expensive and very few have been built. b04:c02:p043 b04:c99:p209

Rob Newman Rob never goes anywhere without his hat.

Because Rob never goes anywhere without his hat! b04:c02:p038

Greta Gretchen-Hoffer Greta loves everything to do with ancient Egypt.

I remembered that today we had Egyptology class – and Greta loves EVERYTHING to do with ancient Egypt. b04:c02:p037

Harold Harold the staircase-moose also doubles up as a stage at Swedhump Elementary.

Mrs. Rosebank, our principal, walked up Harold the staircase-moose (who also doubles-up as a stage) b04:c02:p039

Ms. Aqualine Ms. Aqualine is the owner of the Aqualinia Waterpark and founding chairwoman of the Aqualine Corporation.

She was the owner of the new Aqualinia Waterpark that had just opened next to the Sniffsonian Museum. b04:c02:p040 b04:c99:p208

Aqualinia Waterpark The Aqualinia Waterpark opened next to the Sniffsonian Museum.

the new Aqualinia Waterpark that had just opened next to the Sniffsonian Museum. b04:c02:p040

Amazing Ideas Box Ms. Aqualine used an Amazing Ideas Box to collect waterslide competition entries, to be submitted at the start of Waterslide class.

We should put our entries into her Amazing Ideas Box at the start of Waterslide class, and she'd announce the winner at the end of the day. b04:c02:p048

Pause Class The Pause Game rule 1: When someone shouts 'Pause!', everyone in the room has to freeze completely still, including the person who shouted 'Pause!'.

RULE 1: When someone shouts "Pause!", everyone in the room has to freeze completely still, including the person who shouted "Pause!". b04:c03:p055 b04:c99:p212

Pause Class The Pause Game rule 2: You can only move again when the shouter shouts 'Play!'.

RULE 2: You can only move again when the shouter shouts: PLAY! b04:c03:p056 b04:c99:p212

Pause Class The Pause Game rule 3: The shouter needs to hold their breath between shouting 'Pause!' and 'Play!'.

RULE 3: The shouter needs to hold their breath between shouting "Pause!" and "Play!" b04:c03:p056 b04:c99:p212

Pause Class The Pause Game rule 4: If the shouter breathes before they say 'Play!', the 'Pause!' is broken and everyone can move again.

RULE 4: If the shouter breathes before they say "Play!", the "Pause!" is broken and everyone can move again. b04:c03:p056 b04:c99:p212

Pause Class The Pause Game rule 5: Each person is only allowed to shout 'Pause!' once per day, and they can do it whenever they want.

RULE 5: Each person is only allowed to shout "Pause!" once per day, and they can do it whenever they want. b04:c03:p056 b04:c99:p212

Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk won the Pause Game World Championships, invented the Pause Game, and wrote the number 1 bestseller Pauselopedia.

Not only did he win the Pause Game World Championships, he actually invented the Pause Game, and of course wrote the #1 Bestseller Pauselopedia. b04:c03:p053

Collum Ollum 'Pause!' was Collum Ollum's first word.

(In fact, "Pause!" was Collum Ollum's first word.) b04:c03:p055

Dog Dog is Mrs. Belch-Hick's cat and had a habit of sleeping on the ceiling.

Mrs. Belch-Hick's cat, Dog, had been asleep on the ceiling. b04:c03:p064

Mr. Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa Mr. Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa is the world's most respected hole-digger mechanic and can repair an Aardvark 4.2D in under 5 minutes.

He's the world's most respected hole-digger mechanic. He can repair a hole-digger faster than anyone. And I mean anyone. He can repair an Aardvark 4.2D (the kind of hole-digger Rob and I have) in under 5 minutes. b04:c04:p073

Mr. Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa Mr. Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa won a hole-digger repair duel against William Williams by 8 minutes and appeared on TV.

Mr. Nomsa-Nomsa-Nomsa won by 8 minutes and was on TV. b04:c04:p077

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose sulked for 3 days and 4 minutes after his mechanic William Williams lost the repair duel.

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose, the evil Principal of Stumpnose Elementary (and William Williams' boss), was not happy. Apparently he sulked for 3 days and 4 minutes. b04:c04:p077

Hole-digger The Aardvark 4.2D has a 4.2 litre diesel engine with an inbuilt turbo-electric wassoon-emulsifier; it is good for stealth and speed but not great on endurance.

It has a 4.2 litre diesel engine, with an inbuilt turbo-electric wassoon-emulsifier, so it's good for stealth and speed, but not great on endurance. b04:c04:p073 b04:c99:p207

William Williams William Williams is the Chief Mechanic at Stumpnose Elementary.

William Williams, the Chief Mechanic at our rival school, Stumpnose Elementary b04:c04:p074

Ms. Glamorgan Ms. Glamorgan is a world expert on Egyptology.

Not only is she a world expert on Egyptology, b04:c05:p091

Ms. Glamorgan Ms. Glamorgan is a really famous swimmer who has won gold medals twice at the Olympics: once for the 99m elbowstroke and once for the 147m grinning-dolphin.

she's also a REALLY famous swimmer. She has won gold medals twice at the Olympics. One for the 99m elbowstroke, and one for the 147m grinning-dolphin. b04:c05:p091

Ms. Glamorgan Ms. Glamorgan is the only person to have swum the full length of the River Nile (4,132 miles) five times, using a different stroke each time.

She's also the ONLY person to have swum the full length of the River Nile (4,132 miles) five times. And a DIFFERENT stroke each time. b04:c05:p092

Ms. Glamorgan Ms. Glamorgan's five Nile swims used the following strokes by year: 2020 Windmill-stroke, 2019 Snack-stroke, 2018 Sulking-duck-stroke, 2017 Confused-starfish-stroke, 2016 Cactus-balancing-stroke.

LABEL: 2020: Windmill-stroke LABEL: 2019:Snack-stroke ## 2018: Sulking-duck-stroke ## 2017: Confused-starfish-stroke ## 2016: Cactus-balancing-stroke b04:c05:p092 b04:c05:p093

Sniffsonian Cafeteria Every day a bunch of kids totally refuse to leave the Sniffsonian cafeteria, and the police need to be called to remove them.

The cafeteria at the Sniffsonian is so amazing that every day a bunch of kids totally refuse to leave, and the police need to be called to remove them. b04:c06:p109

Ms. Glissicle Ms. Glissicle was the World Waterslide Champion in 2008, with the final held on the slide Spaghetti Junction.

Ms. Glissicle was the World Waterslide Champion in 2008, the final of which was held on the famously infamous slide, Spaghetti Junction. b04:c07:p133

Ms. Glissicle Ms. Glissicle won the 2008 World Waterslide Championship by doing a Quadruple Corkscrew off the shoulder of Tube 617 (the Death Descent) whilst balancing a cup of tea on her head without spilling a drop.

She won by doing a Quadruple Corkscrew off the shoulder of Tube 617 (known as the Death Descent), whilst balancing a cup of tea on her head. She spilled not a single drop. b04:c07:p134 b04:c07:p135

Oshkosh-Woznohokk Waterslide The Oshkosh-Woznohokk Waterslide was built by Oliver Oshkosh and Wendy Woznohokk; the Oshkosh-Woznohokk Waterslide Incident occurred in 1372.

the Oshkosh-Woznohokk Waterslide was built by Oliver Oshkosh and Wendy Woznohokk... the Oshkosh-Woznohokk Waterslide Incident of 1372. b04:c07:p137

Oliver Oshkosh Oliver Oshkosh and Wendy Woznohokk were best friends who had a falling out for unknown reasons after the slide's opening and became worst enemies; Wendy built her own slide right next door.

Soon after its opening, the two best friends had a falling out (for reasons unknown), and became worst enemies, and Wendy Woznohokk went off and built her own slide, right next door to the original. b04:c07:p138

Oliver Oshkosh Oliver Oshkosh accused Wendy Woznohokk of stealing his idea; a fight ensued during which both slides caught fire and burnt to the ground.

Oliver Oshkosh accused her of stealing his idea and a fight ensued during which both slides caught fire and BURNT to the ground. b04:c07:p139

Oliver Oshkosh Oliver and Wendy were sent to jail but later escaped by building a secret waterslide from within their cell that led straight to a waiting boat.

Oliver and Wendy were sent to jail, but later escaped by building a secret waterslide from within their cell, that led straight to a waiting boat. b04:c07:p140

Oliver Oshkosh It is rumored that Oliver Oshkosh and Wendy Woznohokk got married, changed their names and live on an island somewhere unknown, covered in waterslides.

Neither have been heard from since, but it's rumored they got married, changed their names and live on an island somewhere unknown. If you do happen to spot an island somewhere, totally covered in waterslides, please report it to your nearest police station or III (Island Inspection Inspector). b04:c07:p141

Ms. Grimstead Ms. Grimstead is the Chief Library Officer of Swedhump Elementary.

Alongside Ms. Grimstead, the Chief Library Officer of Swedhump Elementary, b04:c08:p144

Mr. Sniffy Mr. Sniffy holds a PhD from the University of West-Hosnollia and is the owner and curator of the Sniffsonian.

The Official Confession of Mr. P. R. Sniffy, Sniffsonian Owner & Curator (PhD. U. of West-Hosnollia) b04:c10:p186

Ms. Aqualine Ms. Aqualine and Mr. Sniffy got married a few years after the events of the book.

A few years later Ms. Aqualine and Mr. Sniffy actually got married but that's a story for another time. b04:c10:p203

Sniffsonian Museum After the waterslide competition, many waterslides were built inside the Sniffsonian Museum, including Shereena's Rainforest waterslide, Rob and Collum's Volcano waterslide, Jonjon and Jeanjean's Dinosaur waterslide, Gronville's Slimeslide, and Greta's Cleopatra's waterslide.

And that's why, if you ever go to the Sniffsonian, you'll see a LOT of waterslides there. b04:c10:p193 b04:c10:p194 b04:c10:p196 b04:c10:p197 b04:c10:p201 b04:c10:p203

KB-15 KB-15 flash code: Red on-off 1 second intervals continuous means Imminent Danger.

Red – on-off 1 second intervals continuous: Imminent Danger b04:c99:p211

KB-15 KB-15 flash code: Red on 2s, off 2s means Imminent lightning storm.

Red – on 2s, off 2s: Imminent lightning storm b04:c99:p211

KB-15 KB-15 flash code: Green on 3s, off 1s means Pizzup delivery almost here.

Green – on 3s, off 1s: Pizzup delivery almost here b04:c99:p211

KB-15 KB-15 flash code: Blue on 5s, off 5s means Battery needs charging.

Blue – on 5s, off 5s: Battery needs charging b04:c99:p211

Twoaster The numbers on the twoaster's eject dial refer to height in metres, so setting it to 12 makes toast fly at least 12 metres high.

The numbers on the eject dial refer to height in metres. So if you set it to 12, once done, the toast will fly at least 12 metres high. Can be useful in combat situations. b04:c99:p216

Tie-D-Yupper The Tie-D-Yupper can only be used once per 24 hours; if used twice, the second time it doubles the mess.

Can only be used once per 24 hours. If used twice, the second time it actually doubles the mess. b04:c99:p215

Snorridge Snorridge comes in seven main flavors, each named after a day of the week; eating the right flavor on the right day makes it delicious, but eating the wrong one can be awful and in extreme cases might involve hospitalization.

There are seven main flavors, each named after a day of the week. If you eat the right one on the right day it will be delicious, but if you eat the wrong one, it will be awful. Saturday snorridge on a Saturday is apparently the most delicious, but Saturday snorridge on a Monday tastes particularly disgusting, and in some extreme cases might involve hospitalization. b04:c99:p214

Snorridge Snorridge is usually stocked on a secret shelf in supermarkets, found by pulling away boxes at bellybutton level in the cereal section.

Most supermarkets stock snorridge, but demand would be so high if it was on a normal shelf that it's usually tucked away on a secret shelf. If you go to the cereal section in a regular supermarket and stand right in the middle of the display and you then pull away the boxes at bellybutton level, usually that's where the secret shelf is located. b04:c99:p214

Desert-Scallywags Desert-Scallywags have a special power to create sandstorms and excel at desert survival.

Special power: Create sandstorms, desert survival b04:c99:p209

Desert-Scallywags Desert-Scallywags tend to scatter sand wherever they go, do not like to be laughed at, and are quite scared of spiders.

Weaknesses: Tend to scatter sand wherever they go. Do not like to be laughed at. Quite scared of spiders. b04:c99:p209

Desert-Scallywags Desert-Scallywags have a typical group size of 7 or more and never operate alone.

Typical group size: 7 or more Operate alone? Never b04:c99:p209

Desert-Scallywags Desert-Scallywags have a maximum jump distance of 6 feet, cleverness 7/10, speed 3/10, and agility 5/10.

Maximum Jump Distance: 6 feet Cleverness: 7/10 Speed: 3/10 Agility: 5/10 b04:c99:p209

Vibrating Cockroach of Awfulness VCAs can be found in any terrain and under almost any circumstances and can fly.

VCAs can be found in any terrain and under almost any circumstances. And regrettably, they can fly. b04:c99:p216

Vibrating Cockroach of Awfulness VCA vibrations are initially harmless but if allowed to continue for over 6 minutes (360 seconds), everything just starts to feel awful.

Their vibrations initially are harmless, but if allowed to continue for over 6 minutes (i.e. 360 seconds), everything just starts to feel awful. b04:c99:p216

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat is a huge double-tailed black cat that always lands up on the wrong side of the law and tends to partner with criminals.

Huge double-tailed black cat that always lands up on the wrong side of the law. Tends to partner with criminals. b04:c99:p210

Devil-Cat Devil-Cat fears nothing but fruit and is terrified of watermelons, but loves vegetables, especially carrots.

Fears nothing but fruit. Terrified of watermelons. However, he loves vegetables, especially carrots. b04:c99:p210

Staircase Moose Staircase moose are friendly creatures that can be tamed and become very useful for assistance with reaching things, and have the same lifespan as humans.

Friendly creatures that can be tamed and become very useful for assistance with reaching things. Same lifespan as humans. b04:c99:p215

Staircase Moose The staircase of a staircase moose is not there when born and usually only starts growing once the moose reaches the teenage years.

The staircase is not there when born, and usually only starts growing once the moose reaches the teenage years. b04:c99:p215

Staircase Moose Large herds of staircase moose are found in the northern reaches of Moremi forest.

Large herds of them are found in the northern reaches of Moremi forest. b04:c99:p215

Invizizz Invizizzes are mosquito-like insects that sting; they are completely silent and their venom causes localized invisibility.

Invizizzes are mosquito-like insects that sting. They are completely silent and their venom causes localized invisibility. b04:c99:p211

Invizizz Invizizzes only sting when grumpy, and they are grumpy 77% of the time; the other 23% they are asleep.

They only sting when they are grumpy but unfortunately they are grumpy 77% of the time. The other 23% of the time they are asleep. b04:c99:p211

Pinkfish Pinkfish are like goldfish but pink; very tame when happy, but when bored can be aggressive and bite like piranhas.

Like goldfish, but a different color. Pink actually. Very tame when happy, but when bored can be aggressive and bite like pirañas. b04:c99:p213

Pinkfish Pinkfish need constant attention: they have to be walked, entertained, and read to before bed; some rich pinkfish have their own walk-bowls.

Need constant attention, i.e. have to be walked, entertained, read to before bed etc...Some rich pinkfish actually have their own walk-bowls. b04:c99:p213

Heemo-globule globules Heemo-globule globules are small, very rare, highly-precious globules containing heemo-globules, which are mined all over the world.

These are small, very rare, highly-precious globules containing heemo-globules, which are mined all over the world. b04:c99:p211

Pause Game World Championships The Pause Game World Championships are held annually.

Held annually. b04:c99:p213

Pause Game World Championships Pause Game World Championships prizes: 1st Gold medal + $5,000,006; 2nd Silver medal + $2,000,006; 3rd Bronze medal + $1,000,003; 4th Copper medal + $100 + 5 gallons of wombat juice; 5th no prize; 6th Aluminium medal + a bag of carrots.

1st place: Gold medal + $5,000,006 2nd place: Silver medal + $2,000,006 3rd place Bronze medal + $1,000,003 4th place Copper medal + $100 + 5 gallons of wombat juice 5th place: No prize 6th place: Aluminium medal + a bag of carrots (nice ones) b04:c99:p213

Pauselopedia The Pauselopedia was written by Zephaniah Rrr-Tökk-Tökk and covers everything there is to know about the Pause game, including rules, history, national variants, famous competitions, legendary winners and notorious cheats.

Written by Zephaniah Rrr-Tökk-Tökk, this fine tome covers everything there is to know about the Pause game. Large sections on rules, history, national variants, famous competitions, legendary winners and notorious cheats. b04:c99:p213

Pauselopedia The first edition of the Pauselopedia was published in 1995 and had only 100 copies; new editions are published annually.

The first edition was published in 1995. New editions are published annually. There were only 100 copies of the first edition, which these days are highly sought-after and VERY expensive. b04:c99:p213

Pauselopedia At a recent auction in Johannesburg, a first-edition Pauselopedia sold for 33 million dollars.

At a recent auction in Johannesburg, one sold for 33 million dollars. b04:c99:p213

Pause Class The first recorded occurrence of the Pause Game was in ancient Hipposwotania in 467 BC.

First recorded occurrence of it was in ancient Hipposwotania in 467 BC. b04:c99:p212

Advanced Pause Strategy To acquire Pause-Master certification, the candidate needs to perfect Advanced Pause Strategy (APS), involving: learning the entire Pauselopedia off-by-heart, spending 6 months in a cave on top of a mountain with a Pause Guru, perfecting the Gold Star Tips, and getting through the preliminary knockout round of the Pause Game World Championships.

To acquire Pause-Master certification, the candidate needs to perfect APS. This involves four main steps: [1] Learning of the entire Pauselopedia off-by-heart. [2] Spending 6 months in a cave on top of a mountain with a Pause Guru. [3] Perfecting the Gold Star Tips of that particular Pause Guru. [4] Getting through the preliminary knockout round of the Pause Game World Championships. b04:c99:p208

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary is named after the hump of a swed, a 2-faced humped creature.

Named after the hump of a swed, a 2-faced humped creature. b04:c99:p215

Swedhump Elementary Swedhump Elementary is probably the best school in the world and definitely has the best teachers in the world.

Probably the best school in the world. Definitely has the best teachers in the world. b04:c99:p215

Stumpnose Elementary Stumpnose Elementary smells of sardines in some areas.

Smells of sardines in some areas. b04:c99:p215

Stumpnose Elementary Most kids who attend Stumpnose Elementary are known to be awful, rude, mean, or have terrible table manners, or all of the above.

Most kids who attend this school are known to be: [1] awful or [2] rude or [3] mean or [4] or have terrible table manners [5] or all of the above. b04:c99:p215

Aqualinia Waterpark Aqualinia Waterpark is probably the world's best waterslide park.

Probably the world's best waterslide park. b04:c99:p208

Aqualine Corporation Ms. Aqualine is the founding chairwoman of the Aqualine Corporation, which established the Aqualinia Waterpark in 2019.

Ms. Aqualine is the founding chairwoman of the Aqualine Corporation, which established the waterpark in 2019. b04:c99:p208

Aqualine Corporation The Aqualine Corporation is renowned for its pool floaties sold worldwide; the pinkish, sweds and osteops are particularly popular.

The Aqualine Corporation is also renowned for its pool floaties which are sold worldwide. The pinkish, sweds and osteops are particularly popular. b04:c99:p208

Hole-digger Dash and Rob won their Aardvark 4.2D in a secret competition and keep it parked in Swedhump Elementary's orange grove.

Dash and Rob won one of these in a secret competition (so unfortunately we are unable to give any information about how they actually won it). They keep it parked in Swedhump Elementary's orange grove. b04:c99:p207

Hole-digger Aardvark 4.2D specs: engine size 4.2 liter diesel, 1 blade, max speed 50 mph, max distance on one tank 25 miles, special feature: super-fast.

Engine size: 4.2 liter (diesel) Number of blades: 1 Max speed: 50 mph Max distance on one tank: 25 miles Strength/special feature: Super-fast b04:c99:p207

Aardvark 66 The Aardvark 66 is a spacious 2-person hole-digger equipped with a 3D macro-map and a Full-Vacuum-Snozzle.

Spacious 2-person hole-digger that comes equipped with a 3D macro-map and a Full-Vacuum-Snozzle. b04:c99:p207

Aardvark 66 Aardvark 66 specs: engine size 6.6 liter diesel, 1 blade, max speed 20 mph, max distance on one tank 100, special feature: fantastic endurance.

Engine size: 6.6 liter (diesel) Number of blades: 1 Max speed: 20 mph Max distance on one tank: 100 Strength/special feature: Fantastic endurance b04:c99:p207

Cut-throat 64 The Cut-throat 64 is a 1-person hole-digger with specs: engine 6.4 liter regular gas, 2 blades, max speed 30 mph, max distance 20, special feature: decent speed but superb digging ability, can also cut down fences and trees.

1-person hole-digger. Engine size: 6.4 liter (regular gas) Number of blades: 2 Max speed: 30 mph Max distance on one tank: 20 Strength/special feature: Decent speed but superb digging ability. Can also be used to cut down fences and trees. b04:c99:p209

Trenchifyer 98 The Trenchifyer 98 is a 1 or 2-person hole-digger with specs: engine 9.8 liter regular gas, 2 blades, max speed 10 mph, max distance 17, special feature: perfect for surface work like digging trenches or swimming holes.

1 or 2-person hole-digger. Engine size: 9.8 liter (regular gas) Number of blades: 2 Max speed: 10 mph Max distance on one tank: 17 Strength/special feature: Perfect for surface work, like digging trenches or swimming holes. b04:c99:p215

Perforator 800 The Perforator 800 is a 1 or 2-person hole-digger with specs: engine 8.0 liter diesel, 3 blades, max speed 5 mph, max distance 10, special feature: slow-moving terrifying beast that can dig through most surfaces including asphalt.

1 or 2-person hole-digger. Engine size: 8.0 liter (diesel) Number of blades: 3 Max speed: 5 mph Max distance on one tank: 10 Strength/special feature: Slow-moving terrifying beast. Can dig through most surfaces, including asphalt. b04:c99:p213

3D Macro-map Aardvark hole-diggers come equipped with 3-dimensional macro-maps that allow the user to see exactly where they are when underground, with radar that sees through the ground to other machines and tunnels at a range of 25 miles.

Aardvark hole-diggers come equipped with 3-dimensional macro-maps. These allow the user to see exactly where they are when underground. Radar functionality allows it to see through the ground to other machines and other tunnels, with a range of 25 miles. b04:c99:p207

3D Macro-map The 3D macro-map has infra-red functionality to assess soil type and density at a range of up to 5 miles.

Infra-red functionality allows it to assess soil type and density at a range of up to 5 miles. b04:c99:p207

3D Macro-map The 3D macro-map has infra-green functionality to spot living/breathing creatures underground at a range of up to 1 mile.

Infra-green functionality allows it to spot living/breathing creatures underground with a range of up to 1 mile. b04:c99:p207

Boreholicopter The boreholicopter is equipped with a subterranean ossifier, quadro-retractable rotors, and a multifunctional-dual-reticulated-glockensprocket.

Equipped with a subterranean ossifier, quadro-retractable rotors and a muiltfucntional-dual-reticaluted-glockensprocket. b04:c99:p209

Flus A flus is a flying bus powered by 5-10 RRRs (Retractable Rooftop Rotors).

Flying bus - powered by 5-10 RRRs (Retractable Rooftop Rotors) b04:c99:p210

Flus Flus specs: top air speed 333 mph, top ground speed 55 mph, maximum capacity 44 excluding pilot, max altitude 3,333 feet, typical color yellow with yellow spots.

Top air speed: 333 mph Top ground speed: 55 mph Maximum capacity: 44 excluding pilot Max altitiude: 3,333 feet Typical color: Yellow with yellow spots b04:c99:p210

Full-Vacuum-Snozzle The Full-Vacuum-Snozzle (FVS) is a large vacuum hose with turbo-charged suction ossicle; suction capacity is 366 viento-watts for the standard model and 588 viento-watts for the premium model.

Large vacuum hose with turbo-charged suction ossicle attached. Suction capacity standard model: 366 viento-watts Suction capacity premium model: 588 viento-watts b04:c99:p210

Full-Vacuum-Snozzle The Full-Vacuum-Snozzle can be purchased as a standalone unit or as a vehiculated extra feature; for example the Aardvark 66 hole-digger has one.

Can be purchased as a standalone unit (like a lawnmower or household vacuum cleaner) or as a vehiculated extra feature (e.g. the Aardvark 66 hole-digger has one). b04:c99:p210

Butterfly-cam-drone The Butterfly-cam-drone is a small, easily-deployed pocket camera-drone shaped like a butterfly, with infra red, green, blue and purple technology, return-to-base functionality, and a range of up to 25 miles.

Small, easily-deployed pocket camera-drone that is shaped like a butterfly. Infra red, green, blue and purple technology enabled. Return-to-base functionality. Range of up to 25 miles. b04:c99:p209

Butterfly-cam-drone The Butterfly-cam-drone can be operated by remote control or by mind-control if the pilot has a XS-42 micro chip embedded in their head.

Can be operated by remote control, or mind-control if pilot has a XS-42 micro chip embedded in their head. b04:c99:p209

P'tonk-45 The P'tonk-45 is a mechanised library chair; only two are known to exist, one owned by Ms. Grimstead and the other formerly owned by King Edmond the Gurkk but stolen with unknown whereabouts.

Mechanised library chair. Only two known to exist. One is owned by Ms. Grimstead. The other was formerly owned by King Edmond the Gurkk, but it got stolen. Its whereabouts are completely unknown. Sadly. b04:c99:p212

Triplocopter Triplocopters were invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010 and are the equivalent of three helicopters stuck together.

Triple-helicopters invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010. The equivalent of three helicopters stuck together. b04:c99:p216

Triplocopter Triplocopters are sixty-one times faster and seventeen times more powerful than regular helicopters, though more complicated to fly.

They are sixty one times faster and seventeen times more powerful than regular helicopters, though more complicated to fly. b04:c99:p216

Triplocopter There have been no reported triplocopter crashes to date.

There have been no reported triplocopter crashes to date. b04:c99:p216

James Hogsbottom Mr. Hogsbottom, also known as James Hogsbottom, teaches Paper Airplane class at Swedhump Elementary and was the test pilot of the first triplocopter.

The test pilot of the first version was James Hogsbottom, who teaches Paper Airplane class at Swedhump Elementary. b04:c99:p216

FiCTaP Mode FiCTaP Mode stands for Find Clues, Track and Pursue and is taught as a year-1 course at most academies for stealth operatives.

Acronym for Find Clues, Track and Pursue. This is not classified as an actual combat move. Regarded as a key asset which is why it is taught as a year-1 course at most academies for stealth operatives. b04:c99:p210

FiCTaP Mode FiCTaP Mode sub-modes: FiC (Find Clues), T (Track), and P (Pursuit), with Pursuit having three types: Stealth Pursuit, Active Live Pursuit, and Confidential.

[1] FiC: Look for clues anywhere. [2] T: Track. Follow the clues. [3] P: Pursuit. Three types: [a] Stealth Pursuit - Your target does not know he/she/it is being followed. [b] Active Live Pursuit - Your target has spotted you. [c] Confidential b04:c99:p210

Move #26,941 (Sandstorm) The only known remedy for a conjured sandstorm (Move 26,941) is for it to be sucked up by a vacuum-snozzle.

The only known remedy is for it to be sucked up by a vacuum-snozzle. Some hole-diggers come with inbuilt snozzles specifically for this purpose. b04:c99:p212

Armadillo Cake Armadillo cake is totally delicious armadillo-flavored cake shaped like an armadillo.

Totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, delicious armadillo-flavored cake. Shaped like an armadillo. b04:c99:p208

Armadillo Cake Armadillo cakes come in eight sizes: Very large, Large, Large medium, Medium medium, Small medium, Small, Tiny, and Microscopic; the last two are not really worth getting except for ants.

Armadillo cakes come in eight sizes: [1] Very large [2] Large [3] Large medium [4] Medium medium [5] Small medium [6] Small [7] Tiny [8] Microscopic The last two sizes are not really worth getting, except for your ants. b04:c99:p209

Andri Grimminik Andri-Grimminik Herr-Groggen-Chommen-Hummen-Grekken is arguably the world's most famous water fountain designer, born in Slovoslochuckia, and makes fountains for the rich and famous worldwide.

Andri-Grimminik Herr-Groggen-Chommen Hummen-Grekken is arguably the world's most famous water fountain designer. He was born in Slovoslochuckia and makes fountains for the rich and famous worldwide. b04:c99:p208

Andri Grimminik Famous clients of Andri-Grimminik include: King Edmond the Gurkk, Queen Jezebel of South-Northern Swottolia, The Bog-Slotnigg Water Park, President William Williamson of Williamsville.

Famous clients of his include: King Edmond the Gurkk, Queen Jezebel of South-Northern Swottolia, The Bog-Slotnigg Water Park, President William Williamson of Williamsville b04:c99:p208

Hole-Digging Class The two most common hole-digger versions are the Aardvark 4.2D (used by Dash and Rob) and the Aardvark 5.2rg (preferred by criminals).

The two most common versions are the Aardvark 4.2d (used by Dash and Rob) and the Aardvark 5.2rg (preferred by criminals). b04:c99:p211

Move #26,941 (Sandstorm) Move 26,941 (Sandstorm) involves the scallywags raising their arms and beginning a rapid repeat-chant that sounds like a mixture between a humming snail and a toad with stomach-cramps, which lifts and twirls sand into a mini tornado.

the scallywags raise their arms and begin a rapid repeat-chant which sounds like a mixture between a humming snail and a toad with stomach-cramps. As they do this they stretch out and sway their arms which lifts and twirls any sand in the area. It forms a mini tornado which catches anything in its path. b04:c99:p212

Almanac The Complete Almanac is available online at dashcandoo.com/almanac.

The COMPLETE ALMANAC is the place where you can find out everything about Dash and his world. It's online here: dashcandoo.com/almanac b04:c99:p208

G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. invented the triplocopter in 2010.

Triple-helicopters invented by G. & J. Tarrow Siblings Inc. in 2010. b04:c99:p216