Gronville Honkersmith

Gronville Honkersmith is the most annoying boy in the school, usually has his water bottle with him, and is known to illegally bump people off wobble-balls to win races.

Most annoying boy in the school. Usually has his water bottle with him. If he needs to illegally bump someone off a wobble-ball to win a race, he'll do it. al1:c01:p111

Gronville Honkersmith's face-pulling speciality is the DSOD (Dripping Stare of Death).

And Gronville Honkersmith's DSOD (Dripping Stare of Death). b02:c02:p053

Gronville Honkersmith pours water from his water-bottle over his face before doing the DSOD, which makes it look much scarier.

Gronville likes to pour water from his water-bottle (which he takes with him everywhere) over his face before doing the DSOD, which I have to admit made it look much scarier. b02:c02:p053

Gronville Honkersmith has been known to do a Gronvosault (somersaulting into a wall).

Gronvosault (somersaulting into a wall – Gronville Honkersmith has been known to do this) b03:c99:p201

Gronville Honkersmith put an empty pot upside-down on his head and couldn't get it off; it was totally and completely stuck.

Meanwhile Gronville Honkersmith was mucking about as usual, and put an empty pot upside-down on his head and then couldn't get it off. It was totally and completely stuck. b03:c07:p143

Gronville Honkersmith tried to distract all competitors in the Annual Cycle Race by humming in an incredibly annoying way and was disqualified.

Gronville Honkersmith tried to distract all the competitors by humming in an incredibly annoying way, and was disqualified. b08:c10:p244

Gronville rode a hexacycle (6 wheels) in the Annual Cycle Race.

Gronville a hexacyle (6 wheels), b08:c04:p089

Gronville Honkersmith came 2nd in the previous Marble Day and won the Presidential Ironie, although many believe he had cheated.

Gronville Honkersmith, in 2nd place, won the Presidential Ironie (although many believe he had cheated). b09:c03:p066

Gronville Honkersmith is the teacher's pet in Leaning Slightly to the Left Class because he is so good at it.

Gronville is the teacher's pet, because he (Gronville) is so good at it. b10:c08:p186

Gronville Honkersmith made an ugly face with his bread dough; Ms. McMuffin told him to put it in the store room and went into a massive sulk that lasted the rest of the day.

Gronville was messing about, and made SUCH an ugly face. Ms. McMuffin, normally pretty chill, but now a little tense because of the upcoming final, was not happy with him, and said it was Entirely Inappropriate for the Competition. Not wanting to waste food, she told him to put it in the store room. b11:c04:p085 b11:c04:p086 b11:c04:p087 b11:c04:p088

Gronville Honkersmith went into Deep-Sulk Mode (DSM) during Fishbowl-on-Head class.

Mr. Sealikk-Hanth told him to take some time out. Gronville went into DSM (Deep-sulk Mode). b12a:c07:p152

Gronville Honkersmith has engaged in Deep Sulk Mode more than any other kid at Swedhump Elementary, on average 3 times per week, and has been captain of the school sulking team three years in a row.

Gronville Honkersmith has engaged in Deep Sulk Mode more than any other kid at Swedhump Elementary (on average 3 times per week), and he has been captain of the school sulking team three years in a row. b12a:c99:p264

Gronville Honkersmith has only engaged in Deep-Deep Sulk Mode twice, and each time it took him two days to recover.

Only twice has he engaged in Deep-Deep Sulk Mode. Each time it took him two days to recover. b12a:c99:p264

Gronville Honkersmith is a classmate of Dash.

Gronville Honkersmith Classmate b12b:c00:p004

Gronville Honkersmith has engaged in Deep Sulk Mode more than any other kid at Swedhump Elementary, on average 3 times per week.

Gronville Honkersmith has engaged in Deep Sulk Mode more than any other kid at Swedhump Elementary (on average 3 times per week) b12b:c99:p219

Gronville Honkersmith has been captain of the school sulking team three years in a row.

he has been captain of the school sulking team three years in a row. b12b:c99:p219

Gronville Honkersmith has only twice engaged in Deep-Deep Sulk Mode; each time it took him two days to recover.

Only twice has he engaged in Deep-Deep Sulk Mode. Each time it took him two days to recover. b12b:c99:p219

Gronville Honkersmith has a large shelf in his bedroom for all his trophies and medals, and polishes them every day as soon as he gets home from school.

In his bedroom, Gronville has a large shelf for all his trophies and medals, and he polishes them every day as soon as he gets home from school. b12b:c99:p219

The Ugliest Kite prize (last year at Kite Festival) was won by Gronville Honkersmith.

That for the Ugliest Kite was won by Gronville Honkersmith. b10:c02:p052

Gronville Honkersmith's face-loaf, left in the warm store room, grew into a hideous specter that gave Professor Inspector Stumpnose the fright of his life.

Gronville Honkermith's face-loaf... had grown in the warm room into a hideous specter. b11:c12:p312 b11:c12:p313