Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk

Teaches: The Pause! Game. Major Accomplishment: World Pause! Game Champion Loves: Armadillos

Invented the Pause! Game. Current World Champion. Wrote the #1 Bestselling Pauselopedia.

When he was young

From a young age, Ronald Rrr-Tökk-Tökk loved inventing games.

The first game he invented was Drop-a-plate-and-see-if-it-breaks. His parents quickly banned it. We’re not sure why.

The second game he invented was Put-your-breakfast-under-the-carpet.

His dad found it quite amusing. His mom banned it. We’re not sure why.

The third game he invented was Fill-a-sock-with-milk-and-put-it-in-your-parents’-bed. His mom found it sort-of funny but his dad was furious.

Ronald was banned from inventing new games.

But he continued in secret. Relentlessly.

And the 943rd game he invented was the Pause! game.

In the kitchen

Ronald Rrr-Tökk-Tökk also loves baking. He has invented several very famous cakes. Amongst these are:

Armadillo Cake: Totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally delicious armadillo-flavored cake. Shaped like an armadillo.

Thromborgian Tonsil Cake: This is a very delicious cake shaped like the tonsil of a Thromborg. We have no idea what a Thromborg looks like (or even what a Thromborg is), but its tonsil is shaped like this.

Glandular Wax-Murphy Cake: This is actually a properly disgusting cake and we have neither any idea what its ingredients might be, not how it is baked. What we do know is that one was once stolen from the Sniffsonian, and after eating a slice, the thief had to spend two years in hospital.

Vibrating Ostrobroth Cake: This delicious cake should only be eaten in a safe and controlled environment, because it vibrates wildly until swallowed, so has the potential to make a real mess. In addition, it’s interior is filled with congealed (and totally delicious) ostrobroth. If you have Security Clearance Level 44 or higher, we can tell you what ostrobroth is. If you don’t, we can’t. Sorry!