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Mrs. Rosebank

Principal of Swedhump Elementary. Major Accomplishment: Becoming principal of Swedhump Elementary Loves: Yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks

Rosebank (Mrs.)

She is extremely wise, patient and powerful. She is also invisible. Because of this, nobody knows what she actually looks like.

Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow.

It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing.

i.e. an Invizizz is a type of stinging insect. If it stings you, the part of you that got stung goes invisible briefly, for an hour or so. If you get stung by several, you might go completely invisible, albeit temporarily. It is believed that if you get stung by a swarm of over 1,000, you could go invisible forever.

Since she was very young, Mrs. Rosebank's life ambition has been to become one of the most powerful people on the planet. She realized that goal when she became principal of Swedhump Elementary. Nothing would stop her, not even invizizzes.

Very little is known about her past life, and her present life as she is an EXTREMELY private person. In fact, nobody even knows what her first name is.

Other things nobody seems to know about her:

  • What her maiden (unmarried) name was.
  • When she met Mr. Rosebank.
  • How she met Mr. Rosebank.
  • When they got married.
  • What their wedding was like.

Nobody even knows where they live. This is because nobody can follow her home, since she's invisible, and Mr. Rosebank leaves his inventions shed via a secret, underground tunnel, so nobody can follow him home either.

Some of the things we do know about her:

[1] She reads A LOT. We know this since her office (the Principal Zofis) is stuffed with books, and new ones arrive every day. It's actually believed she has a tunnel from below her office to a secret section of the library, but this is unverified and Ms. Grimstead (the Chief Library Officer) refuses to comment on it.

[2] She is extremely punctual. In fact, she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time.

[3] Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present.

Appears in Books 1-5, 8-12B, 14 and the Almanac
First seen in Book 1, page 203
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Mrs. Rosebank is totally and completely invisible, and is the principal of Swedhump Elementary.

Mrs. Rosebank, our AMAZING principal (who, in case you don't know, is totally and completely INVISIBLE) b03:c02:p042 b03:c99:p193
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It is believed that Mrs. Rosebank became permanently invisible after being stung by a swarm of over 1000 invizizzes.

Some say that's what happened to the principal of our school, Mrs. Rosebank, leaving her permanently invisible. b03:c03:p064
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Because Mrs. Rosebank is invisible, the only way to know if she is in her office is via her flag system: she raises a yellow flag if present.

Because she's invisible, the only way we know whether Mrs. Rosebank is in her office or not, is via her flag system. If she is there, she raises a yellow flag. If she's not, she doesn't. b03:c04:p080
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Mrs. Rosebank is the principal of Swedhump Elementary and is totally invisible.

Mrs. Rosebank, our school principal, who as you know is totally invisible b05:c02:p038
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Mrs. Rosebank is totally invisible.

She is totally invisible, in case you didn't already know that. b08:c02:p063
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Mrs. Rosebank is the principal of Swedhemp Elementary.

Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b09:c00:p008
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Mrs. Rosebank is invisible.

*And just to remind you, Mrs. Rosebank is invisible. b09:c02:p053
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Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary.

LABEL: Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b11:c00:p004
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Mrs. Rosebank is invisible.

our school principal Mrs. Rosebank (who as you know is invisible), walked up. b11:c02:p050 b11:c99:p341
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Mrs. Rosebank loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks.

Loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks. b11:c99:p341
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Mrs. Rosebank is extremely wise, patient and powerful.

She is extremely wise, patient and powerful. b11:c99:p341
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It is believed that when she was young, Mrs. Rosebank got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing.

It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing. b11:c99:p342
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Nobody knows what Mrs. Rosebank's first name is.

nobody even knows what her first name is. b11:c99:p342
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Mrs. Rosebank has never been late for anything, ever, and has over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical and correct time.

she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time. b11:c99:p343
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Mrs. Rosebank's favorite color is yellow; all the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and she flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present.

Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present. b11:c99:p343
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Only one photo has ever been taken of Mrs. Rosebank, and all it features is her left elbow.

Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow. b11:c99:p341
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Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary.

LABEL: Mrs. Rosebank Principal of Swedhemp Elementary b12a:c00:p004
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Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary, loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, and books about yellow clocks.

Principal of Swedhump Elementary. Loves: Yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks b12a:c99:p296
f_b12a_175 character_fact

Mrs. Rosebank is invisible; nobody knows what she actually looks like, and only one photo has ever been taken showing only her left elbow.

She is also invisible. Because of this, nobody knows what she actually looks like. Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow. b12a:c99:p296
f_b12a_176 character_fact

Mrs. Rosebank is believed to have become permanently invisible because she was stung by a swarm of invizizzes when young.

It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing. b12a:c99:p296
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Nobody knows Mrs. Rosebank's first name or maiden name, when or how she met Mr. Rosebank, when they got married, or where they live.

Other things nobody seems to know about her: What her maiden (unmarried) name was. When she met Mr. Rosebank. How she met Mr. Rosebank. When they got married. What their wedding was like. Nobody even knows where they live. b12a:c99:p298
f_b12a_179 character_fact

Mrs. Rosebank has over twenty-five clocks in her office all set to the identical correct time, her favorite color is yellow (all furniture and walls in her office are yellow), and she flies a yellow flag above her office when present.

She is extremely punctual. In fact, she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time. Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present. b12a:c99:p298
f_b12a_180 character_fact

Mrs. Rosebank is the Principal of Swedhump Elementary.

Principal of Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p250
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Mrs. Rosebank loves yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, and books about yellow clocks.

Loves: Yellow, clocks, books, yellow books about clocks, books about yellow clocks b12b:c99:p250
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Mrs. Rosebank is invisible.

She is also invisible. Because of this, nobody knows what she actually looks like. b12b:c99:p250
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Only one photo has ever been taken of Mrs. Rosebank, showing only her left elbow.

Only one photo has ever been taken of her (below), and all it features is her left elbow. b12b:c99:p250
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It is believed Mrs. Rosebank got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes when young, which explains her invisibility.

It is believed that when she was young, she got stung by a large swarm of invizizzes, which explains the whole invisibility thing. b12b:c99:p250
f_b12b_219 character_fact

Mrs. Rosebank's life ambition since she was very young was to become one of the most powerful people on the planet, which she realized when she became principal of Swedhump Elementary.

Since she was very young, Mrs. Rosebank's life ambition has been to become one of the most powerful people on the planet. She realized that goal when she became principal of Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p251
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Nobody knows Mrs. Rosebank's first name.

In fact, nobody even knows what her first name is. b12b:c99:p251
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Mrs. Rosebank has never been late for anything, ever, and there are over twenty-five clocks in her office, all on the identical and correct time.

she has never been late for anything, ever. There are over twenty five clocks in her office, all on the identical (and correct) time. b12b:c99:p252
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Mrs. Rosebank's favourite color is yellow; all the furniture and walls in her office are yellow, and she flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present.

Her favorite color is yellow. All the furniture in her office is yellow, as are the walls, and he flies a yellow flag above her office when she's present. b12b:c99:p252
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Mrs. Rosebank only uses the megafoam for HIAs (Highly Important Announcements) and when she does so, she can be heard across the entire Swedhump campus.

Ms. Rosebank only uses it for HIAs (Highly Important Annoucements) and when she does so, she can be heard across the entire Swedhump campus. b14:c99:p320
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history (2)

Mrs. Rosebank announced that the end-of-day hot dog party was to celebrate Chef McHound's millionth hot dog.

Ok kids, at the end of the day is our hot dog party... ...which as you know is to celebrate Chef McHound's millionth hot dog! b14:c02:p053
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Mrs. Rosebank attended a live Mayonnaise Squirting performance by Mr. Skwidge-Winkle and hired him on the spot.

Mrs. Rosebank attended a live performance where, suspended from a trapeze, he performed a perfect aerial backward squidge through a burning hoop. She hired him on the spot. b14:c08:p186
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