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Chef McHound

Jenny McHound, the Hot Dog Making teacher at Swedhump Elementary, and a total genius. Her hot dogs look completely normal. They are not. They are beyond delicious, she is the only person on earth who can make them, and the school considers her indispensable.

Chef McHound

She was World Junior Hot Dog Making Champion at just 13, which was itself a world record. Her winning entry was a Triple Sausage with Mayo, Ketchup, Chocolate, Sardine, Beetroot, Coconut, Lime, Cheese and Mustard. It took both MAOC (Most Attractive of Competition) and MDOC (Most Delicious of Competition).

Mrs. Rosebank met her at Sheila Smotton-Snodworthy's yacht and hired her on the spot to cook and teach at Swedhump, twenty years ago. She has counted every single hot dog she has made at the school since, and was recently about to make her millionth.

She built and designed her kitchen herself. The process is exact: boil the sausages to perfection using a method she invented, roll the rolls in a fancy device she also invented, slice, butter, drop in the sausages, and add the magic sauces.

Appears in Book 14
First seen in Book 14, page 5
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also known as Jenny McHound Ms. McHound
Hot Dog teacher. a total genius. Her hot dogs look normal but they are not. They are BEYOND delicious. And she is the only person on earth who can make them. She's indispensable. b14:c00:p005
first appearance b14:c00:p005
appears in Book 14

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Chef McHound's hot dogs look normal but are beyond delicious, and she is the only person on earth who can make them.

Chef McHound is a total genius. Her hot dogs look normal but they are not. They are BEYOND delicious. And she is the only person on earth who can make them. She's indispensable. b14:c02:p044 b14:c02:p045 b14:c03:p063
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Chef McHound was World Junior Hot Dog Making Champion when she was just 13, which was in itself a world record.

She was World Junior Hot Dog Making Champion when she was just 13 (in itself a world record). b14:c03:p056
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Jenny McHound's competition entry was a Triple Sausage with Mayo, Ketchup, Chocolate, Sardine, Beetroot, Coconut, Lime, Cheese and Mustard.

Jenny McHound decided to keep things simple, with a mere Triple Sausage with Mayo, Ketchup, Chocolate, Sardine, Beetroot, Coconut, Lime, Cheese and Mustard. b14:c03:p057
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Chef McHound has counted every single hot dog she has made at the school since she started, and was about to make her millionth.

Ms. McHound has counted EVERY SINGLE hot dog she's made at the school. Today she'd be making her millionth! b14:c03:p062
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Chef McHound built and designed her amazing kitchen herself.

She built and designed her amazing kitchen herself. b14:c03:p064
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world_rule (1)

Chef McHound's hot dog process involves: boiling sausages to perfection using a special process she invented, rolling rolls in a fancy device she also invented, slicing, buttering, dropping in sausages, then adding magic sauces.

In class she showed us her process. First the sausages get boiled to perfection in a special process she invented. Then the rolls get rolled in a very fancy device she also invented. Then sliced. Then buttered. Then the sausages get dropped in. Then come the magic sauces. b14:c03:p065 b14:c03:p066 b14:c03:p067
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history (2)

Chef McHound's competition entry won both MAOC (Most Attractive of Competition) and MDOC (Most Delicious of Competition).

Not only did Jenny McHound's entry win the prize for MAOC (Most Attractive of Competition)... ...it also won MDOC (Most DELICIOUS of Competition). b14:c03:p059
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Mrs. Rosebank met Chef McHound at Sheila Smotton-Snodworthy's yacht and hired her on the spot to come cook and teach at Swedhump, 20 years ago.

It was there that Mrs. Rosebank met her, and hired her on the spot to come cook and teach at Swedhump. That was 20 years ago. b14:c03:p062
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