Bernice Wiggle
Teaches Confused Class at Swedhump Elementary.
In real life she is a highly-organized, efficient person and never confused.
But her ability to act confused is unsurpassed. It's as if she has a switch. When she's in confused mode, she is extraordinarily convincing.
And it's contagious.
Her confusion affects everyone around her.
She is famous for giving very confusing advice to tourists, as well as causing chaos in government offices like the Post Office or DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles).
A few years ago she was selected for the National Team for the World Confused Championships. She was then removed from the team, being so mixed up about training dates and venues that she kept missing them. The coach later regretted the decision, on the grounds that she would have won.
Mrs. Rosebank interviewed her and found the conversation so confusing that she hired her on the spot.
First seen in Book 12A, page 5
Research
e_bernice_wiggleIn the printed almanac pages (5 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
character_fact (8)
Bernice Wiggle is the Confused teacher.
LABEL: Bernice Wiggle Confused teacher b12a:c00:p005
Bernice Wiggle was selected for the National Team set to participate in the World Confused Championships a few years ago.
She was actually selected for the National Team set to participate in the World Confused Championships a few years ago. b12a:c09:p222
Bernice Wiggle was removed from the national team because she was so mixed up about training dates and venues, but the coach later regretted this because she would have won.
She was so mixed up about training dates and venues, that the exasperated coach took her off the team. He later regretted this because she would have won, for sure. b12a:c09:p223
In real life Bernice Wiggle is a highly-organized, efficient person who is never confused, but her ability to act confused is unsurpassed and her confusion is contagious, affecting everyone around her.
In real life she is a highly-organized, efficient person and never confused. But her ability to act confused is unsurpassed. It's as if she has a switch... And it's contagious. Her confusion affects everyone around her. b12a:c99:p317
Bernice Wiggle is described as a confused teacher.
Bernice Wiggle Confused teacher b12b:c00:p005
Bernice Wiggle teaches Confused Class at Swedhump Elementary.
Teaches Confused Class at Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p271
In real life, Bernice Wiggle is a highly-organized, efficient person and never confused, but her ability to act confused is unsurpassed.
In real life she is a highly-organized, efficient person and never confused. But her ability to act confused is unsurpassed. b12b:c99:p271
Bernice Wiggle's confusion is contagious and affects everyone around her.
And it's contagious. Her confusion affects everyone around her. b12b:c99:p271
history (2)
Mrs. Rosebank interviewed Bernice Wiggle and found the conversation so confusing that she hired her on the spot.
Mrs. Rosebank read about the incident, interviewed her, found the conversation so confusing that she hired her on the spot. b12a:c09:p224
Bernice Wiggle's predecessor as Chief Joke-Telling Teacher was Bernice Watkins, who had been at the school for over 50 years and was much-loved despite not being funny.
The Chief Joke-Telling Teaching (CJTT) position at Swedhump Elementary was filled by Bernice Watkins, who had been at the school for over 50 years, and despite not being funny at all, was much-loved. b12b:c99:p232
Relationships
- teacher_of Confused Class
LABEL: Bernice Wiggle Confused teacher b12a:c00:p005
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Teaches Confused Class at Swedhump Elementary. b12a:c99:p317
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Bernice Wiggle Confused teacher b12b:c00:p005
- works_at Swedhump Elementary
Teaches Confused Class at Swedhump Elementary. b12b:c99:p271
Incoming
Mrs. Rosebank read about the incident, interviewed her, found the conversation so confusing that she hired her on the spot. b12a:c09:p224