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Stumpnose Elementary

Principal: Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose. Rival school to Swedhump Elementary.

Stumpnose Elementary

Smells of sardines in some areas.

Most kids who attend this school are:

  • [1] awful or
  • [2] rude or
  • [3] mean or
  • [4] or have terrible table manners
  • [5] or all of the above

Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Planet, which is near the site of the former urban sewerage works, which was decommissioned after a radioactive incident.

The smell of the sewerage has never quite gone away.

The sardine Processing Plant and hence the school campus are downwind of and within earshot of the local aluminium smelter, which can get quite noisy at times since the 400 RX44 machines (those used to cut and smelt aluminium) are fairly loud. But luckily the school property is ringed by a 40 foot reinforced concrete wall, so not all the sound gets through. The smoke from the machines does come over the top, but it's not a problem since most classrooms at Stumpnose Elementary are in the building's basement labyrinth.

The water and slime seeping into the basement labyrinth classrooms is not a problem since each room has an excellent water and slime extrication pump system.

So all-in-all it's a great school.

Appears in Books 2, 4, 7, 11-12B and the Almanac
First seen in Book 2, page 46
Research
entry art from al1:c01:p299
location e_stumpnose_elementary
also known as SNE
Rival school to Swedhump Elementary. Smells of sardines in some areas. b02:c02:p046
first appearance b02:c02:p046

In the printed almanac pages (17 cited)

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Facts

character_fact (1)

Stumpnose Elementary's principal is Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose.

Principal: Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose. b07:c99:p258
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place_fact (20)

Stumpnose Elementary is the rival school to Swedhump Elementary; it is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant and smells of sardines.

Principal: Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose Rival school to Swedhump Elementary. Smells of sardines in some areas. Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant al1:c01:p299
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Stumpnose Elementary is the rival school to Swedhump Elementary and smells of sardines in some areas.

Rival school to Swedhump Elementary. Smells of sardines in some areas. b02:c04:p090 b02:c99:p193
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The principal of Stumpnose Elementary is Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose.

Principal: Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose b02:c99:p193
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Most kids who attend Stumpnose Elementary are known to be awful, rude, mean, have terrible table manners, or all of the above.

Most kids who attend this school are known to be: [1] awful or [2] rude or [3] mean or [4] have terrible table manners or [5] all of the above. b02:c99:p193
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Stumpnose Elementary smells of sardines in some areas.

Smells of sardines in some areas. b04:c99:p215
f_b04_055 place_fact

Most kids who attend Stumpnose Elementary are known to be awful, rude, mean, or have terrible table manners, or all of the above.

Most kids who attend this school are known to be: [1] awful or [2] rude or [3] mean or [4] or have terrible table manners [5] or all of the above. b04:c99:p215
f_b04_056 place_fact

Stumpnose Elementary is the rival school to Swedhump Elementary; their sandcastle smelt of rotting sardine, putrefying kelp and decaying seaweed.

Some kids from Stumpnose Elementary (our rival school) had built something that looked like... ...actually, I have no idea what it was. But I CAN tell you this much – it smelt: of rotting sardine, putrefying kelp and decaying seaweed. b07:c10:p226
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Most kids who attend Stumpnose Elementary are known to be awful, rude, mean, have terrible table manners, or all of the above.

Most kids who attend this school are known to be: [1] awful or [2] rude or [3] mean or [4] have terrible table manners or [5] all of the above. b07:c99:p258
f_b07_169 place_fact

Stumpnose Elementary is a rival school to Swedhump Elementary, smells of sardines in some areas, and most kids who attend are awful, rude, mean, or have terrible table manners.

Rival school to Swedhump Elementary. Smells of sardines in some areas. b11:c99:p347
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Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant, which is near the site of the former urban sewerage works.

Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant, which is near the site of the former urban sewerage works, which was decommissioned after a radioactive incident. b11:c99:p347
f_b11_081 place_fact

The Stumpnose Elementary campus is ringed by a 40 foot reinforced concrete wall.

luckily the school property is ringed by a 40 foot reinforced concrete wall b11:c99:p348
f_b11_082 place_fact

Most classrooms at Stumpnose Elementary are in the building's basement labyrinth.

most classrooms at Stumpnose Elementary are in the building's basement labyrinth. b11:c99:p348
f_b11_083 place_fact

Stumpnose Elementary is the rival school to Swedhump Elementary, smells of sardines in some areas, and is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant near the site of a former urban sewerage works.

Rival school to Swedhump Elementary. Smells of sardines in some areas. Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Planet, which is near the site of the former urban sewerage works, which was decommissioned after a radioactive incident. b12a:c99:p308
f_b12a_201 place_fact

The school property is ringed by a 40-foot reinforced concrete wall; most classrooms are in the building's basement labyrinth and each room has a water and slime extrication pump system.

luckily the school property is ringed by a 40 foot reinforced concrete wall, so not all the sound gets through. most classrooms at Stumpnose Elementary are in the building's basement labyrinth. The water and slime seeping into the basement labyrinth classrooms is not a problem since each room has an excellent water and slime extrication pump system. b12a:c99:p309
f_b12a_202 place_fact

Stumpnose Elementary smells of sardines in some areas.

Smells of sardines in some areas. b12b:c03:p056 b12b:c99:p262
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Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Plant, near the site of a former urban sewerage works decommissioned after a radioactive incident.

Stumpnose Elementary is housed within the Stumpnose Family Sardine Processing Planet, which is near the site of the former urban sewerage works, which was decommissioned after a radioactive incident. b12b:c99:p262
f_b12b_248 place_fact

Most kids who attend Stumpnose Elementary are awful, rude, mean, or have terrible table manners, or all of the above.

Most kids who attend this school are: [1] awful or [2] rude or [3] mean or [4] or have terrible table manners [5] or all of the above b12b:c99:p262
f_b12b_249 place_fact

Stumpnose Elementary is downwind of and within earshot of a local aluminium smelter with 400 RX44 machines.

The sardine Processing Plant and hence the school campus are downwind of and within earshot of the local aluminium smelter, which can get quite noisy at times since the 400 RX44 machines (those used to cut and smelt aluminium) are fairly loud. b12b:c99:p263
f_b12b_250 place_fact

The school property is ringed by a 40-foot reinforced concrete wall.

the school property is ringed by a 40 foot reinforced concrete wall, so not all the sound gets through. b12b:c99:p263
f_b12b_251 place_fact

Most classrooms at Stumpnose Elementary are in the building's basement labyrinth.

most classrooms at Stumpnose Elementary are in the building's basement labyrinth. b12b:c99:p263
f_b12b_252 place_fact

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Period 3 of every day at Stumpnose Elementary is compulsory sardine processing for all pupils; if they refuse, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled.

Period 3 of every day is compulsory sardine processing for all pupils. If they refuse to process the sardines, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. b11:c99:p349
f_b11_084 in_world_system

Period 6 of every day at Stumpnose Elementary is compulsory packing of sardine cans for all pupils; if they refuse, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled.

Period 6 of every day is compulsory packing of sardine cans for all pupils. If they refuse to pack them, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. b11:c99:p349
f_b11_085 in_world_system

Period 3 of every day at Stumpnose Elementary is compulsory sardine processing; Period 6 is compulsory packing of sardine cans; refusal results in an instant fine of $1,000 or expulsion.

Period 3 of every day is compulsory sardine processing for all pupils. If they refuse to process the sardines, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. Period 6 of every day is compulsory packing of sardine cans for all pupils. If they refuse to pack them, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. b12a:c99:p312
f_b12a_203 in_world_system

world_rule (2)

Period 3 of every day at Stumpnose Elementary is compulsory sardine processing for all pupils; refusal results in a $1,000 fine or expulsion.

Period 3 of every day is compulsory sardine processing for all pupils. If they refuse to process the sardines, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. b12b:c99:p266
f_b12b_256 world_rule

Period 6 of every day at Stumpnose Elementary is compulsory packing of sardine cans for all pupils; refusal results in a $1,000 fine or expulsion.

Period 6 of every day is compulsory packing of sardine cans for all pupils. If they refuse to pack them, they instantly get fined $1,000 or expelled. b12b:c99:p266
f_b12b_257 world_rule

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