Osteops
Osteops are a bit likes cows, but not at all. They are totally different from cows, apart from their milk, which is delicious. They can be domesticated and it's pretty easy to milk them. Most doctors recommend one glass of Osteop milk per day, to be drunk between 7 and 8 am.

Large herds of wild Osteops inhabit the foothills of The Foothills. Their milk is legendary. When Osteops move up to higher terrain, their milk is not so great.
Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6. The eggs hatch after 1 month. Mother Osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period so must be avoided at all costs. A lady by the name of Dorothea Afikomen once approached an Osteop just as the eggs were hatching. Dorothea Afikomen was never seen again.
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 was a stampede of Osteops. It was in 1999. Over 30,000 Osteops converged at the muster station at sunrise, and began a southbound stampede when the stampede bugle sounded at 6am.
- Stampede distance: 8 miles
- Stampede winner: Osteop #17,434
- Stampede dust-cloud seen from distance of: 74 miles
Mr. Grodzinsky is actually a very good rider and is considering introducing Osteop racing as a new school sport. It will be debated before the Swedhump Elementary CSLHSC (Curriculum Sport & Leisure Health & Safety Sub Committee) soon.
First seen in Book 7, page 4
Research
e_osteops - absorbed ids e_osteopIn the printed almanac pages (22 cited)












Straight from the books
Facts
character_fact (7)
Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6; the eggs hatch after 1 month; mother Osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period.
Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6. The eggs hatch after 1 month. Mother Osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period so must be avoided at all costs. al1:c01:p222
Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6; the eggs hatch after 1 month.
Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6. The eggs hatch after 1 month. b07:c99:p255
Mother Osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period and must be avoided at all costs.
Mother osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period so must be avoided at all costs. b07:c99:p255
Large herds of wild Osteops inhabit the foothills of The Foothills; when Osteops move up to higher terrain, their milk is not so great.
Large herds of wild Osteops inhabit the foothills of The Foothills. Their milk is legendary. When Osteops move up to higher terrain, their milk is not so great. b07:c99:p254
Osteops are a bit like cows but totally different to cows apart from their milk, which is delicious; they can be domesticated.
Osteops are a bit likes cows, but not at all. They are totally different to cows, apart from their milk, which is delicious. They can be domesticated and it's pretty easy to milk them. b10:c07:p163 b10:c99:p314
Osteops lay eggs in batches of six; eggs hatch after one month; mother osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period.
Osteops lay eggs in batches of six. The eggs hatch after one month. Mother osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period so must be avoided at all costs. b10:c99:p315
It is possible to ride an Osteop; Mr. Grodzinsky is a very good rider and is considering introducing Osteop racing as a new school sport to be debated before the Swedhump Elementary CSLHSC.
It is possible to ride an Osteop. Mr. Grodzinsky is actually a very good rider and is considering introducing Osteop racing as a new school sport. It will be debated before the Swedhump Elementary CSLHSC (Curriculum Sport & Leisure Health & Safety Sub Committee) soon. b14:c99:p327
in_world_system (3)
Osteops are a bit like cows, but not at all; they are totally different to cows, apart from their milk, which is delicious.
Osteops are a bit likes cows, but not at all. They are totally different to cows, apart from their milk, which is delicious. b11:c99:p336
Most doctors recommend one glass of osteop milk per day, to be drunk between 7 and 8 am.
Most doctors recommend one glass of osteop milk per day, to be drunk between 7 and 8 am. b11:c99:p336
Osteops lay eggs in batches of six; the eggs hatch after one month, and mother osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period.
Osteops lay eggs in batches of six. The eggs hatch after one month. Mother osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period so must be avoided at all costs. b11:c99:p336
world_rule (5)
Most doctors recommend one glass of osteop milk per day, to be drunk between 7 and 8 am; drinking it after 8 am might cause an upset elbow.
Most doctors recommend one glass of osteop milk per day, to be drunk between 7 and 8 am. If you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow. b10:c99:p315
Fermented osteop milk is highly acidic and has been known to erode multiple types of fabric within a few hours.
Fermented osteop milk is HIGHLY acidic and has been known to erode multiple types fabrics within a few hours. b10:c99:p315
Osteops are a bit like cows but totally different, apart from their milk which is delicious. They can be domesticated and are easy to milk. Most doctors recommend one glass of Osteop milk per day, to be drunk between 7 and 8 am.
Osteops are a bit likes cows, but not at all. They are totally different from cows, apart from their milk, which is delicious. They can be domesticated and it's pretty easy to milk them. Most doctors recommend one glass of Osteop milk per day, to be drunk between 7 and 8 am. b14:c99:p326
Large herds of wild Osteops inhabit the foothills of The Foothills; when Osteops move up to higher terrain, their milk is not so great.
Large herds of wild Osteops inhabit the foothills of The Foothills. Their milk is legendary. When Osteops move up to higher terrain, their milk is not so great. b14:c99:p326
Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6; the eggs hatch after 1 month; mother Osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period and must be avoided.
Osteops lay eggs in batches of 6. The eggs hatch after 1 month. Mother Osteops become violent during the entire laying-to-hatching period so must be avoided at all costs. b14:c99:p326
history (4)
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 involved over 30,000 Osteops converging at the muster station at sunrise; the stampede covered 8 miles and the winner was Osteop #17,434.
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 was a stampede of Osteops. Over 30,000 Osteops converged at the muster station at sunrise. Stampede distance: 8 miles Stampede winner: Osteop #17,434 al1:c01:p223
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 involved over 30,000 osteops converging at the muster station at sunrise and beginning a southbound stampede at 6am; the stampede was 8 miles and the dust-cloud was seen from 74 miles away.
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 was a stampede of osteops. It was in 1999. Over 30,000 osteops converged at the muster station at sunrise, and began a southbound stampede when the stampede bugle sounded at 6am. Stampede distance: 8 miles... Stampeded dust-cloud seen from distance of: 74 miles b10:c99:p315
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 saw over 30,000 osteops converge at the muster station at sunrise; the stampede covered 8 miles, was won by Osteop #17,434, and the dust-cloud was seen from 74 miles away.
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 was a stampede of osteops. It was in 1999. Over 30,000 osteops converged at the muster station at sunrise, and began a southbound stampede when the stampede bugle sounded at 6am. Stampede distance: 8 miles. Stampede winner: Osteop #17,434. Stampeded dust-cloud seen from distance of: 74 miles b11:c99:p336
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 involved over 30,000 Osteops converging at the muster station at sunrise and beginning a southbound stampede when the stampede bugle sounded at 6am.
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 was a stampede of Osteops. It was in 1999. Over 30,000 Osteops converged at the muster station at sunrise, and began a southbound stampede when the stampede bugle sounded at 6am. b14:c99:p327
numeric_fact (1)
The Great Osteop Stampede of 1999 covered 8 miles, was won by Osteop #17,434, and the dust cloud was seen from 74 miles away.
Stampede distance: 8 miles. Stampede winner: Osteop #17,434. Stampede dust-cloud seen from distance of: 74 miles. b14:c99:p327
Relationships
- located_in The Foothills
Large herds of wild Osteops inhabit the foothills of The Foothills. al1:c01:p222
- located_in Menagerie
...some osteops... b11:c08:p184
extraction note Osteops are kept in the Swedhump Elementary menagerie. - other: pet of Mrs. Wilberforce
99 = September 9th, which is Mrs. Wilberforce's pet Osteop's birthday. b14:c04:p089
Continuity findings
- Osteop egg batch size: '6' (numeral) vs 'six' (word) variant
- Great Osteop Stampede of 1999: winner recorded in al1 but omitted in b10 conflict
- Osteop milk drinking advice: upset elbow consequence present in b10, absent in b11 and b14 conflict
- al1 Osteop facts retold in b07, b10, b11, b14 glossary/appendix sections almanac_overlap
- first_appearance of Osteops cites al1, story debut is b07 first_appearance_review




