Osteop Milk
It’s pretty easy to milk an osteop. Their milk tastes better if milked with left hand. Doctors recommend one glass daily, to be drunk between 7 and 8 am. If you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow. Milk from wild osteops tastes better than milk from domesticated osteops. Fermented osteop milk is highly acidic and has been know to erode multiple types fabrics within a few hours.
Osteop milk actually has amazing medicinal qualities. If mixed with Aardvark 4.2D axle-grease and a squeeze of lemon juice, it can actually stop hair-loss. If mixed with crushed smellephant-grass seeds, it’s an effective painkiller.
When milking an osteop, always approach from its left. Move slowly and under no circumstances sneeze. Osteops are very calm and friendly by nature, but if they get a fright, things can be very different. A man by the name of Ivan Cuthbert McPinda once sneezed whilst milking an osteop, and he was never seen again. Nobody knows what happened to him. But whatever it was, it was not good.
Humpback Consumer Products Inc. makes fantastic osteop milk stealth udder slings. These are udder-shaped sling packs with multiple teats for easy drinking. They are great for prolonged combat situations or lengthy missions.
The ILCSGM (Institute of Leopard-Crawling and other Stealth Ground Manoeuvres) founded by Leonora & Wilford Schleswig-Wompelstein offers a fantastic 2-month course in UDOMUSDC (Use and Deployment of Osteop Milk Udder Slings During Combat).
First seen in Book 3, page 11
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Osteop milk tastes better if milked with the left hand.
Their milk tastes better if milked with the left hand. b05:c99:p232
Osteop milk tastes better if milked with the left hand; doctors recommend one glass daily, to be drunk between 7am and 8am.
Their milk tastes better if milked with left hand. Doctors recommend one glass daily, to be drunk between 7am and 8am. b07:c02:p049
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Osteop milk tastes better if milked with the left hand; doctors recommend one glass daily to be drunk between 7 and 8am; drinking after 8am might cause an upset elbow.
It tastes better if milked with the left hand. Doctors recommend one glass daily, to be drunk between 7 and 8am. If you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow. al1:c01:p220
Osteop milk mixed with Aardvark 4.2D axle-grease and lemon juice can stop hair-loss; mixed with crushed smellephant grass seeds, it is an effective pain-killer.
If mixed with Aardvark 4.2D axle-grease and a squeeze of lemon juice, it can actually stop hair-loss. If mixed with crushed smellephant grass seeds, it's an effective pain-killer. al1:c01:p220
Doctors recommend one glass of Osteop Milk daily, to be drunk between 7am and 8am.
Doctors recommend one glass daily, to be drunk between 7am and 8am. b03:c01:p011 b03:c99:p197
If you drink Osteop Milk after 8am you might get an upset elbow.
If you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow. b03:c99:p197
Osteop milk tastes better if milked with the left hand.
Their milk tastes better if milked with left hand. b03:c99:p197
Doctors recommend one glass of osteop milk daily, to be drunk between 7am and 8am; if you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow.
Doctors recommend one glass daily, to be drunk between 7am and 8am. If you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow. b05:c99:p232
If you drink Osteop milk after 8am you might get an upset elbow.
If you drink it after 8am you might get an upset elbow. b07:c99:p255