Jump-Splodge Painting
Highly sophisticated and respected art-form.
Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard onto pre-positioned paint tubes, which then shoots the paint onto a canvas or wall.
Ms. Woodhouse is probably one of the world’s most respected jump-splodge painters.
She did her apprenticeship with Professor Moira Abromo-Wittgenstein herself at the Abromo-Wittgenstein School of Art & Mathematics. Professor Abromo-Wittgenstein is one of the world’s most famous jump-splodge teachers, snd she approaches it from a mathematical perspective. She believes that the trajectory (flight-path through the air) of any splodge of paint can be mathematically defined. This implies that the perfect technique can actually be obtained by mathematical modelling. It’s actually too complicated for us to go into here. You wouldn’t understand. You really wouldn’t. And we’re not saying you’re bad at math, were’ just saying that it’s highly complicated. Nothing personal.
Anyway, during her apprenticeship, Ms. Woodhouse pioneered the screech-jump technique. This involves screaming or screeching during the jump. This allows the jumper to be a lot more relaxed during the actual jump, which results in a much more realistic form of final painting. It also scares competitors, if you happen to be participating in a jump-splodge painting competition.
First seen in Book 6, page 81
Research
e_jump_splodge_paintingIn the printed almanac pages (5 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
in_world_system (3)
Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard onto pre-positioned paint tubes which shoots paint onto a canvas or wall; Ms. Woodhouse is probably the world's most respected jump-splodge painter.
Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard onto pre-positioned paint tubes, which then shoots the paint onto a canvas or wall. Ms. Woodhouse is probably the world's most respected jump-splodge painter. al1:c01:p145
Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard (or similar) onto a carefully placed paint tube, which then shoots the paint onto a canvas or wall.
Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard (or similar) onto a carefully placed paint tube, which then shoots the paint onto a canvas or wall. b02:c03:p063 b02:c99:p190
Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard onto carefully placed paint tubes, which then shoot the paint onto a canvas or wall.
Jump-splodge painting involves jumping off a cupboard onto carefully placed paint tubes, which then shoot the paint onto a canvas or wall. b06:c03:p081 b06:c99:p273
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Ms. Woodhouse is probably the world's most respected jump-splodge painter. al1:c01:p145
She specialises in jump-splodge painting. b06:c03:p081
Continuity findings
- Jump-Splodge Painting: pre-positioned / carefully placed paint tubes variant
- Jump-splodge painting as recurring in-world art form associated with Ms. Woodhouse recurring_element
- first_appearance of Jump-Splodge Painting cites al1, story debut is b06 first_appearance_review