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Hammaphore System

The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet. Distances inside the System are much shorter than distances in the outside world. This means travel inside it is really quick and efficient. It is not yet quite understood how this actually works.

Hammaphore System

Tunnels and intersections are very well signposted, so it’s almost impossible for a Hammaphore System Traveler (known as H-travelers) to get lost.

When new hammaphore trees grow, the signposts automatically update. Lighting in the tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed.

Who gets access to the system is a complicated and largely unknown process. Experts have been studying it for several years now, and it’s proving elusive to fully understand.

What we do know is that it tends to be open to people who are intrinsically brave, curious, and well-intentioned. If you have these personality traits, you might well find a “door” when up a hammaphore tree. But not always. So it seems like these personality pre-conditions are necessary but not sufficient. And then to complicate matters further, there are a handful of documented cases where someone ill-intentioned, i.e. someone with bad intentions, someone bad, has used the System.

Several on-going studies will hopefully share further light on how the Hammaphore System works. The one undertaken by Professor Maria Yankel-Zog-Zoglio at the University of Inner-Scratchford holds particular promise.

Appears in Books 3, 8 and the Almanac
First seen in Book 3, page 76
Research
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the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet. Distances inside the System are much shorter than distances in the outside world. b03:c04:p076
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Inside the Hammaphore System there are signposts including to Mrs. Rosebank's office, Moremi Forest entrance, Eiffel Tower, and Central Park.

SIGN: MRS. ROSEBANK'S OFFICE SIGN: MOREMI FOREST ENTRANCE SIGN: EIFFEL TOWER SIGN: CENTRAL PARK b03:c04:p082
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The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network connecting all hammaphore trees on the planet; distances inside the System are much shorter than in the outside world.

The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet. Distances inside The System are much shorter than distances in the outside world. al1:c01:p114
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Lighting in the Hammaphore System tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence.

Lighting in the tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed. al1:c01:p114
f_al1_156 world_rule

Access to the Hammaphore System tends to be open to people who are intrinsically brave, curious and well-intentioned.

What we do know is that it tends to be open to people who are intrinsically brave, curious, and well-intentioned. al1:c01:p115
f_al1_157 world_rule

The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet.

The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet. b03:c99:p194
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Distances inside the Hammaphore System are much shorter than distances in the outside world.

Distances inside the System are much shorter than distances in the outside world. b03:c04:p083 b03:c99:p194
f_b03_079 world_rule

Tunnels and intersections inside the Hammaphore System are very well signposted, making it almost impossible to get lost.

Tunnels and intersections are very well signposted, so it's almost impossible for a Hammafore System Traveler to get lost. b03:c99:p194
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When new hammaphore trees grow, the signposts in the Hammaphore System automatically update.

When new hammaphore trees grow, the signposts automatically update. b03:c99:p194
f_b03_081 world_rule

Lighting in the Hammaphore System tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed.

Lighting in the tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed. b03:c99:p194
f_b03_082 world_rule

The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet.

The Hammaphore System is the secret underground network that connects all hammaphore trees on the planet. b08:c05:p133 b08:c99:p259
f_b08_091 world_rule

Distances inside the Hammaphore System are much shorter than distances in the outside world, making travel inside it really quick and efficient.

Distances inside the System are much shorter than distances in the outside world. This means travel inside it is really quick and efficient. b08:c99:p259
f_b08_092 world_rule

Tunnels and intersections in the Hammaphore System are very well signposted, and when new hammaphore trees grow, the signposts automatically update.

Tunnels and intersections are very well signposted, so it's almost impossible for a Hammafore System Traveler to get lost. When new hammaphore trees grow, the signposts automatically update. b08:c99:p259
f_b08_093 world_rule

Lighting in the Hammaphore System tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed.

Lighting in the tunnels is provided by natural soil phosphorescence, so no flashlights are needed. b08:c99:p259
f_b08_094 world_rule

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