Micro-Scallywags
How common: Rare Special power: Incredibly strong. Good at hiding. Weakness: Terrified of moustaches Typical group size: 6 or more Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 4 feet Cleverness: 8/10 Speed: 8/10 Agility: 8/10

First seen in Book 8, page 13
Research
e_micro_scallywagsIn the printed almanac pages (8 cited)
Straight from the books
Facts
character_fact (6)
Micro-Scallywags are rare, have a typical group size of 6 or more, never operate alone, maximum jump distance of 4 feet, cleverness 8/10, speed 8/10, agility 8/10, and are terrified of moustaches.
How common: Rare Special power: Incredibly strong. Good at hiding. Weakness: Terrified of moustaches Typical group size: 6 or more Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 4 feet Clевerness: 8/10 Speed: 8/10 Agility: 8/10 al1:c01:p169
Micro-Scallywags can lift 10,000 times their own weight.
Ants can lift over 1,000 times their own weight. These little guys can lift 10,000 times their own weight! b08:c01:p023
Micro-Scallywags move fast like cockroaches and work very well in teams.
And like cockroaches, they move FAST. They also work very well in teams. b08:c01:p023
Micro-Scallywags are terrified of moustaches.
Micro-scallywags are terrified of moustaches at the best of times... b08:c01:p032 b08:c99:p260
Micro-Scallywags are classified as rare, with a typical group size of 6, and they never operate alone.
How common: Rare... Typical group size: 6... Operate alone? Never b08:c99:p260
Micro-Scallywags have a maximum jump distance of 3 feet, a cleverness rating of 7/10, speed of 8/10, and agility of 8/10.
Maximum Jump Distance: 3 feet... Cleverness: 7/10... Speed: 8/10... Agility: 8/10 b08:c99:p260
in_world_system (1)
Micro-Scallywags deploy Move 4,592 (Scarab), which requires a minimum of 6 fighters who form two rows of three, one on top of the other, then advance-attack.
Move 4,592 (Scarab) Often employed by Micro-Scallywags. Minimum of 6 fighters needed. They form two rows of three, one on top of the other. They then advance-attack, with the top layer leaping outwards and the bottom layer holding position to prevent counter-attack. b08:c01:p024 b08:c99:p262
Relationships
- enemy_of Moustacherang
Particularly effective against Micro-Scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. al1:c01:p174
- enemy_of Dash Candoo
Micro-Scallywags - Enemy fighters b08:c00:p013
It involves them releasing Instant Wrap Compound, which traps their enemy in a transparent cocoon that's impossible to break out of. b08:c01:p026
- steals_from Loma-99
The scallywags must have BIKENAPPED the Loma-99 and KIDNAPPED Ellen Ellenbogen! b08:c06:p156
extraction note Loma-99 was stolen from the Swedhump Museum by Micro-Scallywags on Aunt Eeyolga's orders.
Incoming
This is a highly technical move, performed, as far as we know, only by Micro-Scallywags. al1:c01:p185
Standard attack move used by Micro-Scallywags. al1:c01:p192
I got the scallywags to capture you and the noncycle. b08:c08:p186
I got the scallywags to capture you and the noncycle. Soon I shall DOMINATE the global snausage industry! b08:c08:p186
Incidents
- Micro-Scallywag attack before breakfast
i_b08_01 - Loma-99 stolen and Mr. Ibis missing
i_b08_05 - Into the tunnel: Eeyolga's kidnapping plot uncovered
i_b08_06 - The Fight: confronting Eeyolga, Devil-Cat, and the scallywags
i_b08_07
Continuity findings
- Micro-Scallywags spelling: Micro-Scallywags / Micro-scallywags / Microscallywags variant
- Micro-Scallywags maximum jump distance: 4 feet (al1) vs 3 feet (b08) conflict
- Micro-Scallywags cleverness rating: 8/10 (al1) vs 7/10 (b08) conflict
- first_appearance of Micro-Scallywags cites al1, story debut is b08 first_appearance_review















