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3D Macro-map3D Macro-mapAardvark [hole-diggers](hole-digging-vehicles) come equipped with 3-dimensional macro-maps.aerial aqua networkaerial aqua networkBuilt by Dash Candoo and Rob Newman a few years ago.AnnoyingometerAnnoyingometerAn Annoyingometer™ is a wrist-mounted annoyingness detector.AntercoasterAntercoasterAn antercoaster is a solar-powered roller-coaster for ants.Anti-Invisibility-GogglesAnti-Invisibility-GogglesAnti-Invisibility Goggles (AIGs) are an extremely useful tool.Anti-Smell ShieldAnti-Smell ShieldThis quick-extrication transparent shield protects the user from all known smells.Aqua-SuitAqua-SuitA fantastic water suit for use on slides, chutes and other water-park rides.Backpack-ladderBackpack-ladderThe Backpack Ladder (BPL) is an important piece of equipment used by Dash and Rob on multiple missions.Ball-extinguisherBall-extinguisherAn extremely clever device used by Dash Candoo.Bear DryerBear DryerA bear dryer is like a hair dryer but [a] it’s a huge one and [5] it’s used for drying bear hairs instead of human hairs.Butterfly-cam-droneButterfly-cam-droneSmall, easily-deployed pocket camera-drone that is shaped like a butterfly.Chameleon BlanketChameleon BlanketFantastic device that when deployed, instantaneously changes color to mimic its immediate surroundings, granting the user immediate andCIRAWISCIRAWISThe Comprehensive Information Receiving Antenna with Inbuilt Speaker, or CIRAWIS.Clean-All BeamClean-All BeamA beam produced by a Clean-All Pendambulator.Combat SocksCombat SocksHighly-dangerous weapon used exclusively by Sock-Scallywags.Concrete-TapeConcrete-TapeUnbelievably strong (and expensive) tape made of composite Krypro-web fibres.Condensed Expandable Pocket MirrorCondensed Expandable Pocket MirrorSmall, concealable mirror that expands on deployment.Converter-GlassesConverter-GlassesConverter-Glasses make things look the way they should be.Cranio-camCranio-camTiny, mind-activated camera embedded on the top of the head.Cuisine-400xCuisine-400xOne of the most sophisticated expandable micro-kitchens on the market today, used by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer.Defrost-PingDefrost-PingThis is a high-frequency radio beam that can defrost things from a distance.Descent PoleDescent PoleInstantly deployable pole rather like that in a fire station.DroneDroneDash uses a wide range of drones for communications and surveillance.DublifierDublifierReplicates (or doubles) something if you zap it.Echo MagnetEcho MagnetA small, VERY powerful magnet.Ellington 39 Super-MagnifierEllington 39 Super-MagnifierThe Ellington 39 Super-Magnifier is a pair of head-mounted magnifying spectacles.ELT34ELT34An Ear-Lobe-Transponder-34 is an earlobe-mounted mind-activated communications transponder.EMP-767EMP-767Highly compact yet very sophisticated projector.FlampolineFlampolineA fflampoline is like a trampoline, but better.FLEM99FLEM99The FLEM99 is the most sophisticated and powerful transformation device known to man, woman and ant.FM67FM67One of the most sophisticated Duck Finding Devices on the market.FMM-66FMM-66A Foot-Massage Machine that doubles as an alarm.Freeze-bombFreeze-bombAs the name suggests, these weapons freeze everything within 50 meters of the explosion.Full-Vacuum-SnozzleFull-Vacuum-SnozzleLarge vacuum hose with turbo-charged suction ossicle attached.G-hookG-hookInvented by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer, this is a throwable hook that will catch onto almost anything if flung correctly.Gazost Multi-toolGazost Multi-toolThis is an extremely fancy and sophisticated pocket or belt-based multiple tool multi-tool tool.Gleam-PointerGleam-PointerAn extremely powerful light-beam generator.Glitchengrocken 6,000Glitchengrocken 6,000The Glitchengrocken 6,000 was the winning machine of Mrs.Globulated-stun-stickGlobulated-stun-stickThe globulated-stun-stick releases slimy, sludgy globule stuff during combat.Glorious Specialized Banana Soup EquipmentGlorious Specialized Banana Soup EquipmentGSBSE, the Glorious Specialized Banana Soup Equipment, operated by Elijah Froffington.Goop-GoopGoop-GoopNasty spray glue. Doesn’t dry completely. Great for capturing people – just spray them and then they are stuck in the blob. They canGrainometer 40,000Grainometer 40,000A legendary device that can count exactly how many grains of sand there are on a beach.GralarmGralarmA gralarm is a Grisbium-type alarm.Hamsterometer88Hamsterometer88Detects the presence of a hamster up to 20 feet away, irrespective of location, through walls and even under water.HDRDHDRDThis is a fabulous device invented by Mr.HomputersHomputersHomputers are computers that can walk and have human-type limb functioning.IACSIACSThe Instant Anti-Coconut Shield.Ice Cream MachineIce Cream MachineBuilt by [Mr. Rosebank](rosebank-mr) over the last 50 years. He made the prototype when he was in elementary school, winning the schoolInsect-Spy-CamInsect-Spy-CamFlying camera that looks like an insect.Instant Object ExpanderInstant Object ExpanderThe IOE. An ingenious device that expands objects, including living things, to any size. It works by mind-control, which sounds moreInstant Wrap CompoundInstant Wrap CompoundEntrapment material released by the Micro-Scallywags.Invisibility ShieldInvisibility ShieldMakes everything inside it go invisible.IRSIRSThe Instant Reverse-Shield, deployed by Ellen Ellenbogen.JJ56JJ56Stealth combat pillow with inbuilt invisible feather-shield capability.K-KiteK-KiteExtraordinarily versatile and easy-to-use kites, invented by Herrodonious Karakorum, better known as Mr.KB-15KB-15Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD)Krypto-pliersKrypto-pliersExtremely strong pliers made of krypto-fibre, with diamond-edged serrated teeth.Krypto-webKrypto-webThe world's strongest rope is made from the leaf-fibers of a hammaphore tree.Leaf CounterLeaf CounterHave you ever wondered how many leaves are on the tree you're sitting under?Leak SnodometerLeak SnodometerA leak-detecting device invented by Mr.Lescure 89Lescure 89The Lescure 89 is the best baguette-making device on the market.Lev-27/bLev-27/bThe Lev-27/b is a standard-issue levitation device invented by Lipwinkle-Levinheimmer in 2001.Line-LauncherLine-LauncherA device that launches rope, string, or associated fibers such as krypto-fibers.Lumo-BeamLumo-BeamThe Lumo-Beam is a personalized mind-controlled floating flashlight.Magnifying Telesco-tropic Splick-troscopeMagnifying Telesco-tropic Splick-troscopeThe Magnifying Telesco-tropic Splick-troscope, or MTS.MAWAWAWAMAWAWAWAThe highly-sophisticated Movement Activated Warning Alarm With Autonomous Wobble Adjustment can detect almost any intruder, even anMB44MB44A MB44 is a device specifically made for cutting through freezer doors.MegafoamMegafoamA megafoam is like a megaphone, but better.Metal Dissolving SprayMetal Dissolving SprayMetal Dissolving Spray, or MDS.Micro Modulated ShrinkulatorMicro Modulated ShrinkulatorHighly sophisticated device that shrinks things.Mist-Net ProjectorMist-Net ProjectorA weapon that fires a very fine net, almost invisible, woven from krypto-fibers.Mokatron 888Mokatron 888This is an extremely versatile and sophisticated DRD (digital recording device).MoustacherangMoustacherangA moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair.MRX-34 LaserMRX-34 LaserSmall, concealable, very powerful laser.Neevil EyeNeevil EyeRAD-SAW-CII (Remote Activated Decoaguated Self-Actuated Wireless Camera Interface Interface), which lets you spy on stuff safely.Nidd NaddleNidd NaddleNidd: A device that makes a mess Naddle: A device that cleans itNocto-Invisi-GogglesNocto-Invisi-GogglesNight-vision goggles developed by Mr.Nocturnal Tracking DeviceNocturnal Tracking DeviceThis exceptionally powerful device has inbuilt night-vision and FRC (Footprint Recognizing Capability).Nose-ConesNose-ConesNose-Cones: exceptionally effective devices deployed to protect the wearer from most smells known to mankind.NumbifyerNumbifyerSingle beam attack device.Nyee-eeNyee-eeA nyee-ee is a type of sophisticated high decibel siren that, when turned to full volume, is impossible to not hear.Octo-MagnifyerOcto-MagnifyerHighly-sophisticated devices that simultaneously magnify and identify substances.Pelican-cameraPelican-cameraThe pelican-camera: a highly sophisticated imaging device mounted below a pelican.Penguin Release ValvePenguin Release ValveA valve that releases penguins.Penguin-ArmorPenguin-ArmorAn armour-plated Morph-suit designed by Mgadigadi Technologies.Pipeometer 57Pipeometer 57The Pipeometer 57 has just one function.PMADDPMADDAirborne radio-controlled popcorn maker that can feed over 50 people in one flight.PRDPRDHighly technical and top-secret device that can store up to 200 JJ56 pillows.QUIRIOQUIRIOMultiple different versions.Rainbow-Maker 154Rainbow-Maker 154One of Mr. Rosebank's inventions. It pumps out water and sprays it into the air, instantly creating a spectacular rainbow.Rainbow-Proof GogglesRainbow-Proof GogglesGoggles that protect the user from Rainbow-Scallywag eye beams.RE BallRE BallThe Rapidly-Expanding Ball is very useful for blocking holes.RinocularsRinocularsExtremely advanced binoculars with inbuilt Rhino Horn Anti Vibrate Ocular Technology (AVOT), characterized by two horn-shaped protrusionsSecret-Last-Resort Side-PocketSecret-Last-Resort Side-PocketThe Secret-Last-Resort Side-Pocket, or SLRSP, is a compartment on Dash Candoo's backpack.Self-InvisibilizerSelf-InvisibilizerAn extraordinary device, developed by Mgadigadi Technologies, that makes the user completely invisible for five minutes.Self-Morpher 846Self-Morpher 846The Self-Morpher 846 is an amazing device that lets the user make a copy of themself.Slo-Mo-Mist-BombSlo-Mo-Mist-BombA very clever device.Slow-motion-ifyerSlow-motion-ifyerA slow-motion-ifyer allows you to slow down everything around you, but not you yourself.Small Building Locking DeviceSmall Building Locking DeviceDevice that locks small buildings such as portable toilets and garden sheds.SmelloscopeSmelloscopeA smelloscope is a powerful telescope with additional olfactory (smell) capacity.Smelly SocksSmelly SocksA weapon, of sorts. Smelly socks, deployed for sabotage and decoy.Snausage Vacuum SnozzleSnausage Vacuum SnozzleThe Snausage Vacuum Snozzle is a fairly simple, wall-embedded device used for vacuuming up snausages.Snegg-RollerSnegg-RollerThis is a device that shoots a beam that makes things roll.SnintercomSnintercomA snintercom is an advanced wireless intercom, that also has DTC (Document Transfer Capacity).SnozzleSnozzleA snozzle is an expandable concertina-style pipe, i.e.SPIN RadioSPIN RadioA SPIN Radio (Secure Police Interface Neo-mogrifier) lets the user communicate directly with International Police Headquarters.Splatter-RaySplatter-RayA wand-like device that can splatter inanimate (non-living) objects from a distance.Sprocket Scope-TractometerSprocket Scope-TractometerA gadget for measuring small distances between things.Stink-ballsStink-ballsStink-balls are thin skinned capsules that get filled with gross liquid known as stink-ball juice.Suction PadsSuction PadsExtremely useful pads attached to one's hands or feet that allow one to climb up walls and across ceilings.SUFS-144SUFS-144Fantastic device that can expand to the size of a large cinema screen (30 feet high and 90 feet wide).Teacher-to-Teacher Command PortalTeacher-to-Teacher Command PortalThe Teacher-to-Teacher Command Portal, or TTTCP, is a very sophisticated, top-secret device manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies.Tele-TransferTele-TransferTele-transfer is the mind-activated transmission of digital files between [Cranio-cams](cranio-cam).Thumb-ScreenThumb-ScreenThe Thumb-Screen is a thimble-sized screen that fits over the user's thumb.Tie-D-YupperTie-D-YupperHighly useful and effective device that tidies everything up.Toad CapsuleToad CapsuleConsume one and you temporarily become a toad.TransformerTransformerA transformer is a HIGHLY technical device.Transponder Activation Beam BaseTransponder Activation Beam BaseThe TABB, or Transponder Activation Beam Base.Transponder BeamTransponder BeamBeam that, when crossed, sends a signal to a Transponder-Beam-Alert-Receiver.Transponder Tracking DeviceTransponder Tracking DeviceDash and Rob always carry micro versions of these.Transponder-Beam-Alert-ReceiverTransponder-Beam-Alert-ReceiverThe TBAR, or Transponder-Beam-Alert-Receiver, is a digital antenna that receives signals from a Transponder Activation Beam Base.trillipede-44trillipede-44A high-speed, carbon-fibre millipede capable of carrying four kids up to fifty miles, manufactured by Pandamatenga Industries.TwoasterTwoasterA twoaster is a toaster that takes 12 slices of bread.VAMP TransponderVAMP TransponderVAMP = Voice Amplification Modification and ProjectionVVS-printerVVS-printerA VVS-printer is a Very-Very-Small printer.walkie-shoutiewalkie-shoutieA walkie-shoutie is like a walkie-talkie, but better.Warp-vortexWarp-vortexA warp-vortex allows the warpee (owner) plus sub-warpee (passenger) to move from one place to another in a trilli-second.WobblerWobblerThis is a SWD (Standardized Wobbling Device) that wobbles the object placed upon it.X-benderX-benderAn ingenious X-shaped device with four telescopic arms, extended mechanically by remote control.Yo-yo StingersYo-yo StingersYo-yo stingers are electrically-charged yo-yos.Zap-FlattenerZap-FlattenerFlattens things, temporarily.zip-tapezip-tapeZip-tape creates an instant zipper, letting the user get through most man-made surfaces or barriers.

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