Pong-Ping
Pong-ping is like ping-pong, but better. Similar-sized table and up to four players allowed on court at the same time. Each player has two bats. Whenever a player hits the ball, they need to shout "Nyeh!". If they shout it just before or after hitting the ball, they lose a point. This is called a Nyeh-loss. The round restarts after a Nyeh-loss.
If they shout it exactly as they strike the ball, they win a point. This is called a Nyeh-win. Play continues after a Nyeh-win, until a Nyeh-loss occurs. If the ball goes off the court or someone misses it, or it hits the net, play is simply resumed, i.e. no points are granted or lost. Every 30 seconds an alarm goes off and all players have to change positions, and tap their heads 30 times. The last person to finish tapping loses 5 points. A separate alarm goes off every 5 minutes, at which point all players need to engage in counter clockwise Cluck Rotation. This involves pretending to be a duck and running counter-clockwise around the table 3 times. No points are won or lost at Cluck Rotation. It is simply expected.
The game was invented by Geraldine McNutt-Face-Leg in 1847 and has been a popular summer camp activity ever since.
First seen in Book 13, page 92
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in_world_system (4)
Pong-ping is like ping-pong, but better; up to four players are allowed on court at the same time, each with two bats.
Pong-ping is like ping-pong, but better. Similar-sized table and up to four players allowed on court at the same time. Each player has two bats. b13:c04:p092 b13:c99:p429
In pong-ping, whenever a player hits the ball they must shout 'Nyeh!' at the exact moment of striking; shouting just before or after is a Nyeh-loss (lose a point); shouting exactly as they strike is a Nyeh-win (gain a point).
Whenever a player hits the ball, they need to shout "Nyeh!". If they shout it just before or after hitting the ball, they lose a point. This is called a Nyeh-loss... If they shout it exactly as they strike the ball, they win a point. This is called a Nyeh-win. b13:c99:p429
Every 30 seconds in pong-ping an alarm goes off and all players change positions and tap their heads 30 times; the last person to finish tapping loses 5 points.
Every 30 seconds an alarm goes off and all players have to change positions, and tap their heads 30 times. The last person to finish tapping loses 5 points. b13:c99:p429
Every 5 minutes in pong-ping an alarm goes off and all players engage in counter-clockwise Cluck Rotation (pretending to be a duck and running counter-clockwise around the table 3 times); no points are won or lost at Cluck Rotation.
A separate alarm goes off every 5 minutes, at which point all players need to engage in counter clockwise Cluck Rotation. This involves pretending to be a duck and running counter-clockwise around the table 3 times. No points are won or lost at Cluck Rotation. b13:c99:p429
history (1)
Pong-ping was invented by Geraldine McNutt-Face-Leg in 1847.
The game was invented by Geraldine McNutt-Face-Leg in 1847 b13:c99:p429