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Book 13

Summer Camp: Dash Candoo and the Raft Race
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title from Ralph, in chat, 2026-07-09

Incidents (12)

  1. Raft Race Tournament (Race 1) i_b13_01
  2. Workshop Break-in Attempt and Night Watch i_b13_02
  3. Dash Follows Intruder Into the Darkness i_b13_03
  4. Goodacre's Ire -- Dash Accused of Snooping i_b13_04
  5. Raft Race Tournament (Race 2) i_b13_05
  6. Raft Race Tournament (Race 3) i_b13_06
  7. Paddles Stolen from Workshop i_b13_07
  8. Dash Follows Henries to Camp Footmold and is Captured i_b13_08
  9. Dash Rescued from Footmold Raft at Dawn i_b13_09
  10. Footmold Infiltration Revealed -- Henries Are Footmold's Sons i_b13_10
  11. The Final -- Team Willow vs Camp Footmold i_b13_11
  12. The Protest -- Footmold Challenges Willow's Sail i_b13_12

First appearances (43)

Facts (176)

Section c00 (2)

Oswøld Footmøld the Thirteenth Oswold Footmold the Thirteenth is the Founder of Camp Footmold.

Oswøld Footmøld the Thirteenth Founder of Camp Footmøld b13:c00:p004
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Camp Goodacre camp map The Camp Goodacre map shows: Lake, Blue-Bus (BB), Cucumber (CU), Landing Lawn (LL), Labyrinth (LB), Aquamarine (AQ), Willow (WI), Forest, Starting Pens (SP), Raft Workshops (RW), Redcliff (RC), Rockies (RO).

AQ: Aquamarine BB: Blue-Bus CU: Cucumber LB: Labyrinth LL: Landing Lawn RC: Redcliff RO: Rockies RW: Raft Workshops SP: Starting Pens WA: Waterfall WI: Willow b13:c00:p005
f_b13_194 place_fact
Chapter 1 (c01) (10)

Camp Goodacre Camp Goodacre is one of the most popular summer camps in the country.

Camp Goodacre is one of the most popular summer camps in the country. b13:c01:p008 b13:c99:p406
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Hover-Bus The Camp Goodacre bus arrives at 8am sharp to pick up campers.

The Camp Letter had said the bus would come at 8am sharp. b13:c01:p008
f_b13_003 world_rule

Hover-Bus The Hover-Bus is a regular land-based school bus with added VLC (Vertical Lift Capability).

A hover bus is a regular land-based school bus with added VLC (Vertical lift Capability). b13:c01:p011 b13:c99:p418
f_b13_004 object_fact

Hover-Bus The Hover-Bus journey from Dash's house to Camp Goodacre takes fifteen minutes and sixteen seconds.

The journey will take fifteen minutes and sixteen seconds. Please sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. b13:c01:p017
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Hover-Bus Inside the Hover-Bus is a long corridor with numbered doors on either side, each door having a light above it.

Inside, it was not like a bus at all. Before me was a long corridor with numbered doors on either side. b13:c01:p014 b13:c01:p015
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Dash Candoo Dash Candoo is assigned the number Camper 30 at Camp Goodacre.

Camper 30? I looked around. I guess Camper 30 was me. b13:c01:p012
f_b13_015 character_fact

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo likes toast with hemplodd jam and a big glass of fresh snorringe juice for breakfast.

I'd like toast with hemplodd jam and a BIG glass of fresh snorringe juice please. b13:c01:p018
f_b13_016 character_fact

Hemplodd Jam Hemplodd Jam is a delicious jam loved by humans and walruses alike.

This delicious jam (loved by humans and walruses alike) b13:c01:p018 b13:c99:p417
f_b13_017 object_fact

Snorringe-juice Snorringe juice is like orange juice, but significantly better.

Snorringe-juice is like orange juice, but significantly better. b13:c01:p018 b13:c99:p435
f_b13_021 object_fact

Chocolate Smoose Chocolate Smoose is like chocolate mousse, but better.

Like chocolate mousse, but better. b13:c01:p020 b13:c99:p408
f_b13_024 object_fact
Chapter 2 (c02) (14)

Camp Goodacre There are eight cabins at Camp Goodacre, each with four campers.

There are eight cabins here at Camp Goodacre, each with four campers. Which one will be yours? b13:c02:p051
f_b13_002 place_fact

Mr. Goodacre Mr. Goodacre is the Founder and Lord Admiral of Camp Goodacre.

The LEGENDARY Mr. Goodacre, founder and Lord Admiral of Camp Goodacre! b13:c02:p042 b13:c00:p004
f_b13_028 character_fact

Fflumpet A fflumpet is like a trumpet, but worse. Much worse.

A fflumpet is like a trumpet, but worse. Much worse. b13:c02:p043 b13:c99:p411
f_b13_032 object_fact

GOOBOR The GOOBOR (Goodacre Book of Rules) Rule #1 is: Follow the rules.

Rule #1 is: Follow the rules. b13:c02:p047
f_b13_036 in_world_system

GOOBOR The GOOBOR Rule #2 is: Have the best time of your lives.

Rule #2 is: Have the best time of your lives! b13:c02:p048
f_b13_037 in_world_system

Blue-Bus Blue-Bus cabin: campers sleep in an actual blue bus on the roof of the camp laundromat, with bunks, bathroom, hot-tub, kitchen, lounge, games room, and chill zone.

You all sleep in an actual blue bus (on the roof of the camp laundromat). b13:c02:p052
f_b13_042 place_fact

Cucumber Cucumber cabin: bunks are in the Cucumber Building, with a games room, chill zone, kitchen, library, and bathrooms.

Your bunks are in the Cucumber Building. b13:c02:p053
f_b13_043 place_fact

Labyrinth Labyrinth cabin: accommodation is in super-cozy tunnels beneath the camp grounds, with lounge, hot-tub, trampoline, bunks, kitchen, chill zone, sauna, pong-ping, music room, cinema, snack storage, pool, and sports room.

Your accommodation is in the super-cozy tunnels beneath where you stand right now. b13:c02:p054
f_b13_044 place_fact

Waterfall Waterfall cabin: campers sleep in a cave behind Watkin's Waterfall, with bathrooms, viewing deck, bunks, kitchen, and lounge.

You all sleep in a cave behind Watkin's Waterfall. b13:c02:p055
f_b13_045 place_fact

Redcliff Redcliff cabin: rooms are dug into the Red Cliffs of the East, with kitchen, bedrooms, bathrooms, library, games room, and bouncy castle room.

Your rooms are dug into the Red Cliffs of the East. b13:c02:p056
f_b13_046 place_fact

Rockies Rockies cabin: cabins are hidden within the rocky maze of Rocklands.

Your cabins are hidden within the rocky maze of Rocklands. b13:c02:p057
f_b13_047 place_fact

Submarine Submarine cabin: campers sleep in lake-bed bubble rooms and can watch fish as they fall asleep.

Watch fish as you fall asleep in lake-bed bubble rooms. b13:c02:p058
f_b13_048 place_fact

Willow Willow cabin: campers sleep in hammocks in a willow treehouse.

You'll fall asleep to the sound of swishing leaves below the stars, from hammocks in your willow treehouse. b13:c02:p059
f_b13_049 place_fact

The Trumpeters The Trumpeters at Camp Goodacre are also called the Fflumpeteers and play fflumpets.

SILENCE Fflumpeteers! Only fflump when I signal for you to fflump! b13:c02:p043 b13:c99:p411
f_b13_174 character_fact
Chapter 3 (c03) (7)

The Bird Lady The Bird Lady is the Cabin Allocator at Camp Goodacre and has a bird in her hair.

Then a stage rose up alongside Mr. Goodacre. On it, a little lady with a bird in her hair. b13:c03:p063
f_b13_052 character_fact

Staircase Moose Henry (all four of them) was allocated to Redcliff cabin.

Second up: Henry! ... You will be in Redcliff! b13:c03:p065 b13:c03:p069 b13:c03:p071 b13:c03:p072 b13:c03:p073
f_b13_054 character_fact

Ellen Ellenbogen Ellen Ellenbogen was allocated to Willow cabin.

Third up: Ellen Ellenbogen! ... "You will be in Willow!" b13:c03:p066
f_b13_055 character_fact

Greta Gretchen-Hoffer Greta Gretchen-Hoffer was allocated to Willow cabin.

"Fourth up: Greta Gretchen-Hoffer!" ... "Willow!" b13:c03:p067
f_b13_056 character_fact

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo was allocated to Willow cabin.

"Dash Candoo." ... "Willow!" b13:c03:p075 b13:c03:p076
f_b13_071 character_fact

Rob Newman Rob Newman was allocated to Willow cabin.

"Rob Newman!" ... "Willow!" b13:c03:p070
f_b13_072 character_fact

Camp Goodacre cabin allocation At Camp Goodacre, when a camper's name is called they step forward, are allocated their cabin, and given an envelope containing a map of how to get there.

When your name is called, please step forward. When you are allocated your cabin, you'll be given an envelope which contains a map of how to get there. b13:c03:p062
f_b13_187 in_world_system
Chapter 4 (c04) (4)

Willow Willow cabin is accessed by rope bridges, rope ladders, and wooden ladders through the forest.

A few rope bridges... ...and rope ladders... ...and wooden ladders... b13:c04:p081
f_b13_050 place_fact

Willow Willow cabin has its own kitchen and each camper has their own shower and bath-tub.

Our tree home had its own kitchen... ...and each of us had our own shower and bath-tub. b13:c04:p087
f_b13_051 place_fact

Flampoline A fflampoline is like a trampoline, but better; they are bouncier than the bounciest trampoline due to an ingenious stretch-fibre invented by Gerald Fflamp.

A fflampoline is like a trampoline, but better. Much better. They are bouncier than the bounciest trampoline due to an ingenious (and top secret) stretch-fibre invented by Gerald Fflamp, one of the world's most famous trampoline engineers. b13:c04:p093 b13:c99:p410
f_b13_149 object_fact

Pong-Ping Pong-ping is like ping-pong, but better; up to four players are allowed on court at the same time, each with two bats.

Pong-ping is like ping-pong, but better. Similar-sized table and up to four players allowed on court at the same time. Each player has two bats. b13:c04:p092 b13:c99:p429
f_b13_152 in_world_system
Chapter 5 (c05) (3)

Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk The Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk is made of 100% solid gold and when newly-polished, glows so bright that one needs to wear sunglasses when close to it.

It is made of 100% solid gold and when newly-polished, glows so bright that one actually needs to wear sunglasses when close to it. b13:c05:p107 b13:c99:p416
f_b13_136 object_fact

Camp Goodacre Camp Goodacre has won the Golden Paddle for the last nine years in a row (2015-2024); winning ten in a row would allow the camp to keep it forever, which has never been achieved before.

We have won it for the last NINE years in a row, so let's make it TEN! And when it's ten, the camp is allowed to keep it FOREVER! Ten in a row has NEVER been achieved before. b13:c05:p107
f_b13_140 in_world_system

Camp Footmøld Camp Footmold is described as Camp Goodacre's arch rival.

our arch rivals, Camp Footmøld b13:c05:p101
f_b13_175 place_fact
Chapter 6 (c06) (7)

Marauding Willow The Marauding Willow blueprint specifies a length of 16 ft, width of 4 ft, medium of wood, and crew of 4.

LENGTH : 16 FT WIDTH : 4 FT MEDIUM : WOOD CREW : 4 b13:c06:p118
f_b13_079 object_fact

Marauding Willow The Marauding Willow has three storage holds: Hold 1 for tarp and tools, Hold 2 for life-jackets, Hold 3 for rope.

STORAGE HOLD 1 TARP TOOLS STORAGE HOLD 2 LIFE-JACKETS STORAGE HOLD 3 ROPE b13:c06:p118
f_b13_080 object_fact

Gazost Multi-tool The Gazost Multi-tool is super-sharp and fully equipped with screwdrivers, pliers, scissors, nostril-hair twisters, a Leaf-Counter and a Snodd-Mint storage chamber.

Super-sharp and fully equipped with screwdrivers, pliers, scissors, nostril-hair twisters, a Leaf-Counter and a Snodd-Mint storage chamber. b13:c06:p124
f_b13_091 object_fact

Snodd-Mints Snodd-Mints are spectacular peppermint-like candy plops that taste unbelievably delicious.

Spectacular peppermint-like candy plops that taste unbelievably delicious. b13:c06:p124 b13:c99:p434
f_b13_094 object_fact

Leaf Counter The Leaf Counter is able to count every single leaf on an entire tree with 100% accuracy; head-mounted, wrist-mounted and multi-tool-mounted versions are available.

This INCREDIBLE device is able to count every single leaf on an entire tree with 100% accuracy... Head-mounted wrist-mounted and multi-tool-mounted versions are available. b13:c06:p124 b13:c99:p422
f_b13_134 object_fact

Raft Workshops The raft workshops are equipped with tools for cutting, sanding, nailing, tying, sawing, bolting, drilling, gluing, clamping, shaping, planking and painting, as well as tools for wood carving and engraving.

The workshops were each equipped with tools for cutting and sanding and nailing and tying and sawing and bolting and drilling and gluing and clamping and shaping and planking and painting. b13:c06:p123 b13:c07:p136
f_b13_172 place_fact

Rob Newman Rob Newman discovered the Gazost multi-tool in the raft workshop and used it throughout the raft-building process.

Rob's sharp eye caught sight of one tool in particular. It was the Gazost multi-tool. b13:c06:p124
f_b13_184 character_fact
Chapter 7 (c07) (8)

Camp Goodacre raft race Each camper is given just one official Goodacre Racing Paddle for the race.

Each camper will be given JUST ONE paddle. You will work on them to make them as strong, powerful and unique as possible. b13:c07:p134
f_b13_075 in_world_system

Camp Goodacre raft race Rafts are moved from the workshops to the starting pens via underground watery tunnels by pressing a descend button.

I pushed the descend button, and down we went... ...down, down down, into a tunnel below. A watery tunnel! Then across to the starting pen. b13:c07:p144 b13:c07:p145
f_b13_077 in_world_system

Marauding Willow Team Willow's raft is named the Marauding Willow.

## The Marauding Willow! b13:c07:p138
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Redcliff Double-Devil The Redcliff cabin raft is named the Redcliff Double-Devil, crewed by four Henries.

Redcliff Double-Devil Henry Henry Henry Henry b13:c07:p150
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Queen Submarine The Submarine cabin raft is named Queen Submarine, crewed by Jodd McSnodd, Pennifer Pfeffle, Woliver Snodcrust, and Jeffina Ipp.

Queen Submarine Jodd McSnodd Pennifer Pfeffle Woliver Snodcrust Jeffina Ipp b13:c07:p151
f_b13_083 object_fact

Cool Cucumber The Cucumber cabin raft is named the Cool Cucumber, crewed by Molly Smotten-Wold, Shirley Igg, Tracey Pfeffl, and Moira McYeppy.

Cool Cucumber Molly Smotten-Wold Shirley Igg Tracey Pfeffl Moira McYeppy b13:c07:p152
f_b13_085 object_fact

Rocky Horror The Rockies cabin raft is named the Rocky Horror, crewed by Rodney McNear-Lane, Suzie Botolo, Jemima Clegg, and Pomfrey Pomsnedder.

Rocky Horror Rodney McNear-Lane Suzie Botolo Jemima Clegg Pomfrey Pomsnedder b13:c07:p152
f_b13_087 object_fact

Camp Goodacre raft race The starting pen area includes: Starting Pens (A), Audience platform (B), Mr. Goodacre's Inspection platform (C), and Raft workshops (1-8).

A: Starting Pens B: Audience platform C: Mr. Goodacre's Inspection platform 1-8: Raft workshops b13:c07:p146
f_b13_195 place_fact
Chapter 8 (c08) (4)

Camp Goodacre raft race The inter-cabin raft race at Camp Goodacre is run over four races: all eight rafts race in Race 1, only the fastest four proceed to Race 2, then two proceed to Race 3, and the winner races Camp Footmold in The Final.

There were four races in the competition and today was Race 1. All eight Camp Goodacre rafts were racing - but only the fastest four rafts would get through to the next race. b13:c08:p156
f_b13_074 in_world_system

Camp Goodacre raft race Before each race there is a paddle inspection to ensure no sneaky business has happened.

BEEEEEP! 15 minutes to the start, time for the VERY important paddle inspection to ensure no sneaky business had happened. b13:c08:p160
f_b13_076 in_world_system

Race 1 results In Race 1, Waterfall and Rockies collided at the first mark and abandoned the race; Cucumber capsized at the second mark; Redcliff finished first and Willow second.

At the first mark Waterfall and Rockies collided... Completely entangled, they had to abandon the race... At the second mark Cucumber started to tilt and next thing they had capsized! b13:c08:p166 b13:c08:p167 b13:c08:p169 b13:c08:p174
f_b13_088 history

Camp Goodacre raft race The race course consists of a start from the starting pens, a 1st mark, a 2nd mark, and a finish line.

LABEL: 1st Mark LABEL: Finish LABEL: 2nd Mark LABEL: Start from pens b13:c08:p162
f_b13_196 in_world_system
Chapter 9 (c09) (2)

KB-15 The KB-15 is an Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD) that flashes red when danger is very close.

Imminent Danger Warning Device (IDWD). Flashes red when danger is very close. b13:c09:p193 b13:c99:p419
f_b13_098 object_fact

Nocto-Invisi-Goggles The Nocto-Invisi-Goggles are night-vision goggles developed by Mr. Rosebank that are extremely powerful, do not need batteries, and are able to detect anything alive in the dark.

Night-vision goggles developed by Mr. Rosebank. They are extremely powerful and do not need batteries. Able to detect anything alive in the dark. b13:c09:p193 b13:c99:p426
f_b13_104 object_fact
Chapter 10 (c10) (3)

Nocturnal Tracking Device The Nocturnal Tracking Device (NTD) has inbuilt night-vision and FRC (Footprint Recognizing Capability).

This exceptionally powerful device has inbuilt night-vision and FRC (Footprint Recognizing Capability). b13:c10:p204 b13:c99:p427
f_b13_110 object_fact

Chameleon Blanket The Chameleon Blanket instantaneously changes color to mimic its immediate surroundings when deployed, granting the user immediate and effective camouflage.

Fantastic device that when deployed, instantaneously changes color to mimic its immediate surroundings, granting the user immediate and effective camouflage. b13:c10:p210 b13:c99:p407
f_b13_112 object_fact

Dash Candoo Dash Candoo used a chameleon blanket to hide from the Henries after being chased at night near the Red Cliffs.

I deployed a chameleon blanket. b13:c10:p210
f_b13_179 character_fact
Chapter 11 (c11) (3)

GOOBOR The GOOBOR Rule #33A states: Strictly No Snooping or Sneaking, let alone Skulking Around at Night.

Rule #33A says "Strictly No Snooping or Sneaking, let alone Skulking Around at Night." b13:c11:p220
f_b13_038 in_world_system

GOOBOR The GOOBOR Rule #14F states: If you Break a Rule, You Will Be Grounded for 48 Hours.

Rule #14F says: "If you Break a Rule, You Will Be Grounded for 48 Hours." b13:c11:p220
f_b13_039 in_world_system

Ellen Ellenbogen Ellen Ellenbogen defended Dash Candoo before Mr. Goodacre by arguing that Following is not the same as Snooping, Sneaking, or Skulking.

Ellen stepped forward. "Sir, with all due respect, this is not right! Dash broke no rule! He was not Snooping or Sneaking or Skulking. He was FOLLOWING!" b13:c11:p222 b13:c11:p223
f_b13_186 character_fact
Chapter 12 (c12) (1)

Race 2 results In Race 2, Redcliff finished first and Willow second; Submarine and Labyrinth were eliminated.

Redcliff crossed the finish line first and us second! Submarine and Labyrinth were out! b13:c12:p242
f_b13_089 history
Chapter 13 (c13) (3)

Potted-Plant Balancing Potted-plant balancing is a fun, highly-technical, difficult and competitive sport that involves balancing potted plants on your head.

Potted-plant balancing is a fun, highly-technical, difficult and competitive sport that involves, you guessed it, balancing potted plants on your head. b13:c13:p247 b13:c99:p430
f_b13_157 in_world_system

BTM BTM (Beach Trap Making) involves digging a hole on the beach, covering it with light sticks and thin fabric, then scattering fine sand over the top to disguise it.

BTM involves digging a hole on the beach... then covering it with light sticks, some thin fabric... and then scattering some fine sand over the top to disguise it. b13:c13:p250
f_b13_160 in_world_system

Wobble Ball Wobble Ball is a sport that involves racing around a room while balancing atop a big wobbly rubber ball.

Sport that involves racing around a room while balancing atop a big wobbly rubber ball. b13:c13:p247 b13:c99:p437
f_b13_161 in_world_system
Chapter 14 (c14) (2)

Race 3 results In Race 3, Team Willow beat Redcliff to win and advance to the Final against Camp Footmold.

We crossed the line ahead! We had WON! b13:c14:p267 b13:c14:p268
f_b13_090 history

Greta Gretchen-Hoffer Greta Gretchen-Hoffer served as the navigator of the Marauding Willow, climbing to the crow's nest during Race 3 to guide the raft through fog.

Greta, our navigator, climbed up to the crow's nest to get our bearings... More to starboard! Now to port! b13:c14:p263 b13:c14:p264
f_b13_185 character_fact
Chapter 15 (c15) (1)

Transponder Tracking Device Dash and Rob always carry micro versions of Transponder Tracking Devices (TTDs) to find each other in emergencies, provided the device has been activated.

Dash and Rob always carry micro versions of transponder tracking devices (TTDs) these. They allow them to find each other in emergencies - provided the device has been activated. b13:c15:p287 b13:c99:p436
f_b13_114 object_fact
Chapter 16 (c16) (2)

Rinoculars Rinoculars are extremely advanced binoculars with inbuilt Rhino Horn Anti Vibrate Ocular Technology (AVOT), characterized by two horn-shaped protrusions above the lenses.

Extremely advanced binoculars with inbuilt Rhino Horn Anti Vibrate Ocular Technology (AVOT), characterized by two horn-shaped protrusions above the lenses. b13:c16:p295 b13:c99:p432
f_b13_141 object_fact

Footmøld Raft The Footmold raft is described as a very fast-looking, massive racing raft that was hidden in Camp Footmold's marina.

And docked in it was what looked like a vessel. A VERY fast-looking, MASSIVE racing raft. b13:c16:p297
f_b13_190 object_fact
Chapter 17 (c17) (8)

GOOBOR The GOOBOR Rule #355b states: Only campers can enter the race.

Rule 355b "Only campers can enter the race." b13:c17:p331
f_b13_040 in_world_system

Staircase Moose The four Henries are the sons of Oswold Footmold the Thirteenth.

May I intrøduce yøu all tø my søns - Henry, Henry, Henry and Henry! b13:c17:p327
f_b13_073 character_fact

G-hook The G-Hook was invented by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer; it is a throwable hook that will catch onto almost anything if flung correctly, super-light and super-strong, made of carbon-fibre mixed with krypto-web fibre.

Invented by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer, this is a throwable hook that will catch onto almost anything if flung correctly. Super-light and super-strong. Made of carbon-fibre mixed with krypto-web fibre. b13:c17:p313 b13:c99:p414
f_b13_118 object_fact

Moustacherang A moustacherang is a boomerang made out of actual moustache hair; if deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool.

A moustacherang is an boomerang made out of actual moustache hair. If deployed correctly, it can be a highly-effective combat tool. b13:c17:p313 b13:c99:p423
f_b13_121 object_fact

Freeze-bomb Freeze-bombs freeze everything within 50 meters of the explosion, and the effect lasts exactly 15 minutes.

As the name suggests, these weapons freeze everything within 50 meters of the explosion. The effect lasts exactly 15 minutes. b13:c17:p313 b13:c99:p412
f_b13_125 object_fact

Backpack-ladder The Backpack Ladder (BPL) is an important piece of equipment used by Dash and Rob on multiple missions.

The Backpack Ladder is an important piece of equipment used by Dash and Rob on multiple missions. b13:c17:p314 b13:c99:p404
f_b13_129 object_fact

Krypto-web Krypto-web is the world's strongest rope, made from the leaf-fibers of a hammaphore tree.

The world's strongest rope is made from the leaf-fibers of a hammaphore tree. b13:c17:p314 b13:c99:p421
f_b13_131 object_fact

Oswøld Footmøld the Thirteenth Oswold Footmold's plan was for his sons to be the fastest Camp Goodacre raft so they would be in the final against Camp Footmold, then let Camp Footmold win and take the Golden Paddle.

My aim was før my søns to be the fastest Camp Gøødacre raft, sø they'd be in the final against Camp Footmøld. Then in the final, they'd simply let Camp Footmøld win, and the Gølden Paddle of Øzweff-Nøss-Wøzz-Nø-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Høkk would be MINE! b13:c17:p328
f_b13_169 character_fact
Chapter 18 (c18) (2)

Smelloscope The smelloscope is a powerful telescope with additional olfactory (smell) capacity; when pointed at a target, you both see and smell it.

A smelloscope is a powerful telescope with additional olfactory (smell) capacity. So when pointed at a target, not only do you see it, but you smell it. b13:c18:p360 b13:c99:p433
f_b13_144 object_fact

Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk Team Willow won the Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk in the Final by using their tarp as a sail.

The sail billowed... and our raft surged forward... We snuck across the line just ahead of them! Victory was ours! b13:c18:p354 b13:c18:p358
f_b13_189 history
Chapter 19 (c19) (5)

GOOBOR The GOOBOR Rule #15c states: Only workshop equipment provided to build the rafts may be used.

Rule #15c says: "Only workshop equipment provided to build the rafts may be used". b13:c19:p367
f_b13_041 in_world_system

Bograt A bograt is a disgusting kind of rat that lives and breeds in only the vilest, smelliest bogs.

A bograt is a disgusting kind of rat that lives and breeds in only the vilest, smelliest bogs. b13:c19:p379 b13:c99:p405
f_b13_166 object_fact

Camp Goodacre raft race Rafts must use only workshop equipment provided to build the rafts; tarps are permissible as they were provided to everyone.

Rule #15c says: "Only workshop equipment provided to build the rafts may be used". And everyone had a tarp. So the tarp is permissible! b13:c19:p367
f_b13_173 in_world_system

Oswøld Footmøld the Thirteenth Oswold Footmold has ten sons, all named Henry.

Footmøld and sons disappeared into the vegetation b13:c19:p373 b13:c19:p380
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Footmøld Raft The Footmold raft had six additional Henries hiding below deck as extra paddlers during the Final.

Out from below deck appeared sme more Henries! Another SIX of them! Smaller ones but Henries nonetheless! Extra paddlers who had been hiding in the hold! b13:c19:p373 b13:c19:p374
f_b13_191 history
Chapter 20 (c20) (1)

Swedhump Elementary Dash, Rob, Greta, and Ellen all attend Swedhump Elementary.

Because we go to Swedhump Elementary! b13:c20:p401
f_b13_171 character_fact
Section c99 (84)

Hover-Bus The Hover-Bus has Horizontal Power from 6 RRTPs (Retractable Rooftop Thrust Pipes) and Vertical Power from 6 RUTPs (Retractable Underbelly Thrust Pipes).

Horizontal Power: 6 RRTPs (Retractable Rooftop Thrust Pipes) Vertical Power: 6 RUTPs (Retractable Underbelly Thrust Pipes) b13:c99:p418
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Hover-Bus The Hover-Bus has a top air speed of 117 mph.

Top air speed: 117 mph b13:c99:p418
f_b13_006 numeric_fact

Hover-Bus The Hover-Bus has a maximum passenger capacity of 80.

Maximum passenger capacity: 80 b13:c99:p418
f_b13_007 numeric_fact

Hover-Bus The Hover-Bus has a maximum altitude of 1,000 feet.

Maximum altitude: 1,000 feet b13:c99:p418
f_b13_008 numeric_fact

Hover-Bus The typical color of a Hover-Bus is yellow with yellow spots.

Typical color: Yellow with yellow spots b13:c99:p418
f_b13_009 object_fact

Hover-Bus Exactly 100 Hover-Buses have ever been built.

Exactly 100 of these fantastic vehicles have ever been built. b13:c99:p418
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Hover-Bus The Hover-Bus was initially designed and constructed by Mr. Rosebank, but he has since licensed the manufacture to G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc.

It was initially designed and constructed by Mr. Rosebank, but he has since then licensed the manufacture to G & J Tarrow Siblings Inc. (world famous makers of Triplocopters, dirigibles and other things that fly). b13:c99:p418
f_b13_011 object_fact

Hover-Bus All 100 Hover-Buses are used in summer camps across the country, except Camp Footmold which does not have one.

All 100 sold are in used in summer camps across the country. Except Camp Footmold. They do not have one. b13:c99:p418
f_b13_012 object_fact

Hemplodd Jam Hemplodd Jam was invented by Dr. Honglebert Hemplodd (the Third) during his 18 months in the Dorringberry Desert monitoring the Great Walrus Migration.

This delicious jam (loved by humans and walruses alike) was invented by Dr. Honglebert Hemplodd (the Third) during his 18 months in the Dorringberry Desert monitoring the Great Walrus Migration. b13:c99:p417
f_b13_018 history

Hemplodd Jam Hemplodd Jam is made from the fruit of Dorringberry bushes.

The jam is made from the fruit of Dorringberry bushes. b13:c99:p417
f_b13_019 object_fact

Hemplodd Jam Each jar of Hemplodd Jam has a warning label not to use it within 100m of a walrus.

There is label on each jar, warning the customer not to use it within 100m of a walrus. b13:c99:p417
f_b13_020 object_fact

Snorringe-juice Snorringes are the same as oranges in all respects, except they are square, more juicy, and grow on snorringe trees.

Snorringes are the same as oranges in all respects, except they are square. And more juicy. And they grow on snorringe trees. b13:c99:p435
f_b13_022 object_fact

Snorringe-juice The Snorringe Stacking World Championship record is 437, held by Eggberry Bloemfontein in 2004.

The record is 437, held by Eggberry Bloemfontein in 2004. b13:c99:p435
f_b13_023 numeric_fact

Chocolate Smoose Chocolate Smoose was invented by Heraldine Wonbottil who was representing her country in the 1972 World Dessert Making Championships, where she was initially awarded second but then given gold after the winner was found to have cheated.

Invented by Heraldine Wonbottil who was representing her country in the 1972 World Dessert Making Championships. She actually came second in the final. It was then discovered that the winner, Moira Moirafelt had cheated (by stealing the recipe of the 1969 winner), so Heraldine was awarded gold. b13:c99:p408
f_b13_025 history

Chocolate Smoose Ingredients of Chocolate Smoose include: Chocolate spread (100ml), Chocolate paste (77.4ml), Chocolate liquid (65.8ml), Chocolate shavings (102 grams), Chocolate grains (67 grams), and chocolate slices (84.8 grams).

Ingredients of chocolate smousse are: - Chocolate spread (100ml) - Chocolate paste (77.4ml) - Chocolate liquid (65.8 ml) - Chocolate shavings (102 grams) - Chocolate grains (67 grams) - And chocolate slices (84.8 grams) b13:c99:p408
f_b13_026 object_fact

Chocolate Smoose Chocolate Smoose is blended for 15 minutes, frozen, unfrozen, frozen again, unfrozen again, placed in a sealed hammaphore-wood container, shaken with the left hand for 32 minutes, then poured.

They are all blended for 15 minutes in a regular blender, then frozen, then unfrozen, then frozen again, then unfrozen again, and then placed in a sealed container made of wood from a hammaphore tree. The container is then shaken with the left hand (and arm) for 32 minutes, then poured. b13:c99:p408
f_b13_027 object_fact

Mr. Goodacre Mr. Goodacre's first name is Zebulon.

Zebulon Goodacre grew up on a snail farm. b13:c99:p406
f_b13_029 character_fact

Camp Goodacre Camp Goodacre was founded by Zebulon Goodacre after he built a summer camp for the snails on his father's farm as a child.

Several years later, after he finished college, Zebulon was wondering what career to follow, when his dad suggested: "Why not start a summer camp? Not for snails, but for humans!" And the rest is history. b13:c99:p406
f_b13_030 history

Mr. Goodacre Mr. Goodacre's father was Golliver Goodacre, one of the world's most famous snail farmers and snail racers.

His father, Golliver Goodacre, was one of the world's most famous snail farmers, and snail racers. b13:c99:p406
f_b13_031 character_fact

Fflumpet The fflumpet was invented by Eggbert Fflumpet, who shoved a sausage down the end of a trumpet and named the resulting instrument after himself.

One day, in a sulk, he shoved a sausage down the end of one of his trumpets. When played, it sounded really odd. He found it strangely pleasing... He named his new instrument after himself: A fflumpet. b13:c99:p411
f_b13_033 history

Fflumpet John Wort-Fiddle, a distant cousin of Zebulon Goodacre, got permission from Eggbert to manufacture fflumpets and donated 30 fflumpets to Camp Goodacre when it was formed.

One day a passing businessman heard the sound and loved it. He got permission from Eggbert to manufacture fflumpts. This man, John Wort-Fiddle, happened to be a distant cousin of Zebulon Goodacre... When Camp Goodacre was formed, John Wort-Fiddle was so excited by his cousin's venture, that he donated 30 flumpets for use by the campers. b13:c99:p411
f_b13_034 history

Mr. Goodacre Mr. Goodacre was horrified by the sound of fflumpets and banned the kids from using them, allowing only the camp trumpeters to use them, a decision he regrets to this day.

When Mr. Goodacre heard the sound they made, he was horrified, and banned the kids from using them. He did allow the camp trumpeters to use them, a decision he regrets to this day. b13:c99:p411
f_b13_035 character_fact

Gazost Multi-tool The Gazost Multi-tool is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation.

Manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation. b13:c99:p415
f_b13_092 object_fact

Gazost Multi-tool The three most popular versions of the Gazost Multi-tool are: Gazost Gazumple (screwdrivers, pliers, scissors, nostril-hair twisters, Leaf-Counter, Snodd-Mint storage chamber), Gazost Snodwebble (screwdrivers, pliers, scissors, nostril-hair twisters, radio, tape-measure), and Gazost Flible-Snitt (screwdrivers, pliers, scissors, nostril-hair twisters, flashlight, belly-button cleaner).

Gazost Gazumple: Screwdrivers, pliers, scissors, nostril-hair twisters, Leaf-Counter, Snodd-Mint storage chamber Gazost Snodwebble: Screwdrivers, pliers, scissors, nostril-hair twisters, radio, tape-measure Gazost Flible-Snitt: Screwdrivers, pliers, scissors, nostril-hair twisters, flashlight, belly-button cleaner b13:c99:p415
f_b13_093 object_fact

Snodd-Mints Snodd-Mints taste like whatever flavor you imagine before you put one in your mouth; the flavor won't change once it hits your tongue.

They taste what you want them to taste like. All you need to do is imagine a flavor, and the mint will taste like it. BUT, you must do it before you plop the mint in your mouth as the flavor won't change once it hits your tongue. b13:c99:p434
f_b13_095 object_fact

Snodd-Mints One Snodd-Mint is roughly the equivalent nutritional value of a starter in a decent restaurant; three or four mints are the equivalent of a full meal.

Extremely high. One mint is roughly the equivalent of a starter in a decent restaurant. So three or four mints are the equivalent of a full meal. b13:c99:p434
f_b13_096 numeric_fact

Snodd-Mints Snodd-Mints are manufactured by CCCC (Coagulated Colon Confectioneries Corporation).

Manufactured by CCCC (Coagulated Colon Confectioneries Corporation). b13:c99:p434
f_b13_097 object_fact

KB-15 KB-15 flash codes: Red on-off 1 second intervals continuous = Imminent Danger; Red on 2s off 2s = Lightning storm imminent; Green on 3s off 1s = Pizzup delivery almost here; Blue on 5s off 5s = Battery needs charging.

* Red - on-off 1 second intervals continuous: Imminent Danger * Red - on 2s, off 2s: Lightning storm imminent * Green - on 3s, off 1s: Pizzup delivery almost here * Blue - on 5s, off 5s: Battery needs charging b13:c99:p419
f_b13_099 in_world_system

KB-15 KB-15s were invented by Mr. Rosebank but he licensed the design and manufacture to Mgadigadi Technologies.

KB-15s were invented by Mr. Rosebank but he licensed the design and manufacture to Mgadigadi Technologies. b13:c99:p419
f_b13_100 object_fact

KB-15 The KB-15 has a range of 25 yards and its sensor beams penetrate anything, including concrete, kryptocrete, interglandular coagulated carbon, rock and metal.

The KB15's range is 25 yards and the sensor beams penetrate anything, including concrete, kryptocrete, interglandular coagulated carbon, rock and metal. b13:c99:p420
f_b13_101 numeric_fact

KB-15 The KB-15 takes twelve CCC batteries.

The KB-15 takes twelve CCC batteries, and it is critically important to keep these charged at all times b13:c99:p420
f_b13_102 object_fact

Global KB-15 Inspection Authority The Global KB-15 Inspection Authority (GKBIA) undertakes random inspections, and if your batteries fail the test, you will be fined.

The Global KB-15 Inspection Authority (GKBIA) undertakes random inspections and if your batteries fail the test, you will get fined. b13:c99:p420
f_b13_103 in_world_system

Nocto-Invisi-Goggles The Nocto-Invisi-Goggles were conceived by Professor Seymour Masterson to track grobsnots escaping at night; Mr. Rosebank sold the design to Savuti Technologies Inc. and donated the proceeds to the Swedhump Elementary library.

The idea of them was conceived by Professor Seymour Masterson, a renowned circus impresario, founder of the world famous Grobsnot Traveling Circus... Mr. Rosebank made several different versions for fun, and eventually sold the design to Savuti Technologies Inc. The money he received from the sale he donated to the Swedhump Elementary library, which they spent on the slides that connect each level in the new wing (wing 44). b13:c99:p426
f_b13_105 history

Eye-Identifying-Insect-Spy-Cam The Eye-Identifying-Insect-Spy-Cam (EIISC) is a flying camera that looks like an insect; its dimensions can change in mid-flight and it can reduce to the size of a regular house-fly.

A standard insect spy cam (manufactured by Grovenhopper Industries Inc.) is a flying camera that looks like an insect. Its dimensions can change in mid flight, and it can reduce to the size of a regular house-fly. b13:c99:p409
f_b13_106 object_fact

Eye-Identifying-Insect-Spy-Cam The EIISC has inbuilt Eye Identification Capability (EIC) that photographs the subject's eyes and cross-compares them to a database of all human, mammal, bird and insect eyes on earth.

The EIISC is an adapted version with inbuilt EIC (Eye Identification Capability). This photographs the subject's eyes and cross-compares them to a database of all human, mammal, bird and insect eyes on earth. b13:c99:p409
f_b13_107 object_fact

Eye-Identifying-Insect-Spy-Cam The EIISC has a max air speed of 120 mph, max altitude of 2,500 ft, max flying time of 2 hours, and max audio output of 20 decibels.

Max air speed: 120 mph Max altitude: 2,500 ft Max flying time: 2 hours Max audio output: 20 decibels (equivalent to the sound of a mosquito) b13:c99:p409
f_b13_108 numeric_fact

Eye-Identifying-Insect-Spy-Cam The EIISC is manufactured by Grovenhopper Industries Inc.

manufactured by Grovenhopper Industries Inc. b13:c99:p409
f_b13_109 object_fact

Nocturnal Tracking Device The NTD was invented by Ulysses Elbow-Frost to track ants escaping from paddock 476 at night, and was later purchased and commercialized by Savuti Technologies Inc.

It was invented by Ulysses Elbow-Frost, who, of course, as you know, is one of the world's most famous ant breeders... Savuti Technologies Inc. is a world-leading high-tech company specializing in optical and imaging products. They purchased the invention from Ulysses Elbow-Frost for an undisclosed amount. b13:c99:p427
f_b13_111 history

Chameleon Blanket The Chameleon Blanket was invented by Mr. Rosebank.

Invented by Mr. Rosebank. b13:c99:p407
f_b13_113 object_fact

Transponder Tracking Device The TTD was developed and manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies.

The device was developed and manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies b13:c99:p436
f_b13_115 object_fact

Transponder Tracking Device The micro TTD is one quarter the size of a pea, or one eightieth the size of a golf ball.

The micro versions of the TTD that Dash, Rob and Greta carry are tiny - one quarter the size of a pea, or one eightieth the size of a golf ball b13:c99:p436
f_b13_116 numeric_fact

Transponder Tracking Device The TTD has a range of 127 miles and the battery lasts forever; it works underwater, under slime, under mud and underground, and the signal cannot be distorted by radar or microwaves.

The range of the device is 127 miles, and the battery lasts forever. It works perfectly, under water, under slime, under mud and underground, and the signal cannot be distorted or interrupted by radar or microwaves. b13:c99:p436
f_b13_117 object_fact

G-hook G-hooks are designated Legitimate Stealth Equipment (LSE) by the ISEDC and throwing tutorials are offered by the ILCSGM, established by Leonora and Wilford Schleswig-Wompelstein.

G-hooks are designated Legitimate Stealth Equipment (LSE) by the International Stealth Equipment Designation Committee (ISEDC) and G-hook throwing tutorials are offered by the ILCSGM (Institute of Leopard-Crawling and other Stealth Ground Manoeuvres), established by Leonora & Wilford Schleswig-Wompelstein. b13:c99:p414
f_b13_119 in_world_system

G-hook The World G-hook Throwing Championships were first held 4 years ago; the first four winners were: Year 1: Vimm Lagaay (33.1 yards, right-handed ballistic-trajectory); Year 2: Josephine Ragni (35.7 yards, left-handed side-swipe); Year 3: Jefferson Palladinius (36.2 yards, right-handed linguini-curve-throw); Year 4: James Mc.Baigrie (37.4 yards, right-handed elbow-pivot + skollie wrist-flick).

List of previous winners: 1: Vimm Lagaay (33.1), right-handed ballistic-trajectory 2: Josephine Ragni (35.7), left-handed side-swipe 3: Jefferson Palladinius (36.2), right-handed linguini-curve-throw 4: James Mc.Baigrie (37.4), right-handed elbow-pivot + skollie wrist-flick b13:c99:p414
f_b13_120 history

Moustacherang Moustacherangs are particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches.

Particularly effective against Micro-scallywags as they are terrified of moustaches. b13:c99:p423
f_b13_122 object_fact

Moustacherang The general rule for moustacherangs is: the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang.

The general rule is the older the moustache hair used, the better the moustacherang. b13:c99:p423
f_b13_123 world_rule

Moustacherang Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack.

Dash usually has a quiver of moustacherangs in his backpack. b13:c99:p423
f_b13_124 character_fact

Freeze-bomb A freeze-bomb explodes two seconds after it has been thrown.

A freeze-bomb explodes two seconds after it has been thrown. b13:c99:p412
f_b13_126 object_fact

Freeze-bomb Freeze-bombs generate F-waves (a kind of radio-electromagnetic-micro-vector-wave-multiplier) that interact with localized atmospheric conditions to produce the Photo-Stop-Effect, also described as an IPGE (Involuntary Pause-Game Effect).

Rather they generate F-waves, which are a kind of radio-electromagnetic-micro-vector-wave-multiplier. When activated, the F-waves interact with localized atmospheric conditions to produce what scientists call the Photo-Stop-Effect. Everything freezes as if it's in a photograph. Otherwise described as an IPGE (Involuntary Pause-Game Effect). b13:c99:p412
f_b13_127 object_fact

Freeze-bomb If the pins of two freeze-bombs are pulled simultaneously, the effect lasts 30 minutes; the maximum freeze time from simultaneous activation is 180 minutes (12 freeze-bombs).

If the pins of two freeze-bombs are pulled out simultaneously, the effect will last for 30 minutes (i.e. 2 x 15). The same goes for up to 12 freeze-bombs, i.e. the maximum freeze time due to simultaneous freeze-bomb activation is 180 minutes (i.e. 12 x 15), which is 3 hours b13:c99:p413
f_b13_128 numeric_fact

Backpack-ladder In 2016, three employees at the BPL factory were injured when the ladder expanded inside the backpack and it exploded during testing; in 2019 a BPL autodeployed in a factory staff member's car causing him to drive into a duckpond, injuring three ducks, resulting in a $25,000 fine.

In 2016, three employees at the BPL factory were injured during the testing process... In 2019 a BPL autodeployed in a factory staff member's car, causing him to drive off the road and into a shallow duckpond. Three ducks were injured and the factory had to pay a $25,000 fine. b13:c99:p404
f_b13_130 history

Krypto-web 10 miles of krypto-web can be made from a single hammaphore leaf.

Such is the potency of the sub-atomic micro-micro-micro-micro-micro fibers, that 10 miles of krypto-web can be made from a single hammaphore leaf. b13:c99:p421
f_b13_132 numeric_fact

Krypto-web Krypto-web is manufactured exclusively by the Oshakati Industrial Corporation, a high security facility located near Misty Cliffs.

Krypto-web is manufactured exclusively by the Oshakati Industrial Corporation, a high security facility located near Misty Cliffs. b13:c99:p421
f_b13_133 object_fact

Leaf Counter The Leaf Counter is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation.

Manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation. b13:c99:p422
f_b13_135 object_fact

Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk The Golden Paddle was discovered in 2010 by builders under what is now the Mayoral Villa-Mansion Residence in Dashville, and is believed to have been the official paddle of King Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk who ruled over 2,700 years ago.

Discovered in 2010 by builders under what is now the Mayoral Villa-Mansion Residence in Dashville. It is believed to have been the official paddle of King Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk, who ruled in the area over 2,700 years ago. b13:c99:p416
f_b13_137 history

Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk Mayor Jenna Veeve Vvvwossington made the Golden Paddle available as a prize for the RICRRL (Regional Inter-Camp Raft Racing League).

After the discovery, the mayor, Jenna Veeve Vvvwossington, an accomplished raft racer herself, made it available as a prize for the RICRRL (Regional Inter-Camp Raft Racing League). b13:c99:p416
f_b13_138 history

Golden Paddle of Ozweff-Noss-Wozz-No-Ghhh-Ghhh-m'Hokk Past winners of the Golden Paddle: 2011 Camp Smidge-Fillip, 2012 Camp Blebby, 2013 Camp Homm-Swott, 2014 Camp Nyoggi-Snedd, 2015-2024 Camp Goodacre.

Past winners include: - 2011: Camp Smidge-Fillip - 2012: Camp Blebby - 2013: Camp Homm-Swott - 2014: Camp Nyoggi-Snedd - 2015 - 2024: Camp Goodacre b13:c99:p416
f_b13_139 history

Rinoculars Rinoculars have a night vision distance of 2 miles and a day vision distance of 10 miles.

Night vision distance: 2 miles Day vision distance: 10 miles b13:c99:p432
f_b13_142 numeric_fact

Rinoculars Rinoculars are manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc.

Manufactured by Savuti Technologies Inc. b13:c99:p432
f_b13_143 object_fact

Smelloscope The smelloscope is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation.

The smelloscope is manufactured by Siena Industries Corporation. b13:c99:p433
f_b13_145 object_fact

Nidd Naddle The Nidd Naddle is the most advanced MMMTAD (Mobile Mess-Making and Tidy-Upping Device) on the market; the Nidd makes mess and the Naddle cleans it.

It is in fact the most advanced MMMTAD (Mobile Mess-Making and Tidy-Upping Device) on the market. b13:c99:p425
f_b13_146 object_fact

Nidd Naddle The Nidd component can make a tiny bedroom extremely messy in under 60 seconds; the Naddle component can tidy it up in under 30 seconds.

The Nidd component can make a tiny bedroom extremely messy in under 60 seconds. The Naddle component can tidy it up in under 30 seconds. b13:c99:p425
f_b13_147 numeric_fact

Nidd Naddle The Nidd Naddle was invented by Mr. Rosebank and manufactured under license by Siena Industries Corporation.

Invented by Mr. Rosebank and manufactured under license by Siena Industries Corporation. b13:c99:p425
f_b13_148 object_fact

Flampoline The interior fibres of the fflampoline net are reinforced by krypto-fibres and are impossible to break; exterior fibres are reinforced by a special sensory heat-seeking fabric that offers 100% protection to the bouncer.

The interior fibres of the net are reinforced by krypto-fibres and so are impossible to break... The exterior fibres are reinforced by a special (and top secret) sensory heat-seeking fabric, which offers 100% protection to the bouncer. b13:c99:p410
f_b13_150 object_fact

Flampoline Fflampolines are manufactured by Rajak Industries.

Manufactured by Rajak Industries. b13:c99:p410
f_b13_151 object_fact

Pong-Ping In pong-ping, whenever a player hits the ball they must shout 'Nyeh!' at the exact moment of striking; shouting just before or after is a Nyeh-loss (lose a point); shouting exactly as they strike is a Nyeh-win (gain a point).

Whenever a player hits the ball, they need to shout "Nyeh!". If they shout it just before or after hitting the ball, they lose a point. This is called a Nyeh-loss... If they shout it exactly as they strike the ball, they win a point. This is called a Nyeh-win. b13:c99:p429
f_b13_153 in_world_system

Pong-Ping Every 30 seconds in pong-ping an alarm goes off and all players change positions and tap their heads 30 times; the last person to finish tapping loses 5 points.

Every 30 seconds an alarm goes off and all players have to change positions, and tap their heads 30 times. The last person to finish tapping loses 5 points. b13:c99:p429
f_b13_154 in_world_system

Pong-Ping Every 5 minutes in pong-ping an alarm goes off and all players engage in counter-clockwise Cluck Rotation (pretending to be a duck and running counter-clockwise around the table 3 times); no points are won or lost at Cluck Rotation.

A separate alarm goes off every 5 minutes, at which point all players need to engage in counter clockwise Cluck Rotation. This involves pretending to be a duck and running counter-clockwise around the table 3 times. No points are won or lost at Cluck Rotation. b13:c99:p429
f_b13_155 in_world_system

Pong-Ping Pong-ping was invented by Geraldine McNutt-Face-Leg in 1847.

The game was invented by Geraldine McNutt-Face-Leg in 1847 b13:c99:p429
f_b13_156 history

Potted-Plant Balancing The Potted-Plant Balancing teacher at Swedhump Elementary is Morris Steadyneck, who won the Gold Medal at the 1958 inaugural World Championships.

The Potted-Plant Balancing teacher at Swedhump Elementary is Morris Steadyneck, who won the Gold Medal at the 1958 inaugural World Championships. b13:c99:p430
f_b13_158 character_fact

Potted-Plant Balancing World Potted-Plant Balancing Champions this century: 2000 Constance Noring, 2001 Oliver Sutton, 2002 Eileen Dover, 2003 Ben Dover, 2004 Jim Nazium, 2005 Barb Dwyer, 2006 Mike Raffone, 2007 Sheila Tack, 2008 Mona Lott, 2009 Anita Bath, 2010 Olive Yew, 2011 Hosyuh Snumplewidge, 2012 Humperdinck Pinsnoffian, 2013 Augustus Pinsnoffian, 2014 Horatio Pinsnoffian, 2015 Anna Larm, 2016 Mika McLara, 2017 Joshua and Theodore G.W.Smith, 2018 Siena Rennie, 2019 Gabriel Klein, 2020 Eli Mockton, 2021 Barkai Kaplan, 2022 Dominic Garceau, 2023 Eli Jalbert, 2024 Hugo Pires Calder.

2000: Constance Noring 2001: Oliver Sutton 2002: Eileen Dover 2003: Ben Dover 2004: Jim Nazium 2005: Barb Dwyer 2006: Mike Raffone 2007: Sheila Tack 2008: Mona Lott 2009: Anita Bath 2010: Olive Yew 2011: Hosyuh Snumplewidge 2012: Humperdinck Pinsnoffian 2013: Augustus Pinsnoffian 2014: Horatio Pinsnoffian 2015: Anna Larm 2016: Mika McLara 2017: Joshua & Theodore G.W.Smith 2018: Siena Rennie 2019: Gabriel Klein 2020: Eli Mockton 2021: Barkai Kaplan 2022: Dominic Garceau 2023: Eli Jalbert 2024: Hugo Pires Calder b13:c99:p430
f_b13_159 history

Wobble Ball Wobble Ball was invented by Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes in 2012.

Invented by Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes in 2012. b13:c99:p437
f_b13_162 history

Wobble Ball School-level wobble-ball races are typically 157 yards; Olympic-level and World Championship races are 471 yards.

School-level wobble-ball races are typically 157 yards. Olympic-level and World Championship races are 3 times that, i.e. 471 yards. b13:c99:p437
f_b13_163 numeric_fact

Wobble Ball Wobble Ball World Champions: 2012-2016 Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes; 2017-2022 Mr. Grodzinsky.

2012-2016: Sir Stephenson Remington-Hobbes 2017: Mr. Grodzinsky 2018: Mr. Grodzinsky 2019: Mr. Grodzinsky 2020: Mr. Grodzinsky 2021: Mr. Grodzinsky 2022: Mr. Grodzinsky b13:c99:p437
f_b13_164 history

Wobble Ball Swedhump Elementary uses the Tumner-44 wobble-ball, the same model used professionally; its elasticity coefficient is 64.23 and bounce-back coefficient is 87.23, with a Sharpe Ratio of 0.26 and Fellini Multiplier of 0.22.

Swedhump Elementary uses the Tumner-44. The same model is used professionally. The elasticity coefficient of the Tumner-44 is 64.23 and the bounce-back coefficient is 87.23, with a Sharpe Ratio of 0.26 and Fellini Multiplier of 0.22. b13:c99:p437
f_b13_165 numeric_fact

Bograt Bograts are not actually dangerous, just disgusting; no photo has ever been taken of one and no proper research has been done about them.

They aren't actually dangerous, just disgusting... Luckily, these dreadful creatures are extremely rare. In fact, no photo has ever been taken of one, and no proper research has even been done about them b13:c99:p405
f_b13_167 object_fact

Savuti Technologies Inc. Savuti Technologies Inc. is a world-leading high-tech company specializing in optical and imaging products.

Savuti Technologies Inc. is a world-leading high-tech company specializing in optical and imaging products. b13:c99:p427
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Plank Bending Device The Plank Bending Device was invented by Mr. Rosebank and manufactured under license by Rajak Industries.

Invented by Mr. Rosebank. Manufactured under license by Rajak Industries. b13:c99:p428
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Plank Bending Device The Plank Bending Device, when activated upside-down, unbends (straightens) planks.

This is a device that bends planks. If activated upside-down, it unbends (straightens) planks. b13:c99:p428
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Potted Plant Balancing terminology In Potted Plant Balancing, the terms for numbers of plants are: 1 monuple, 2 couple, 3 triple, 4 quadruple, 5 quintuple, 6 sextuple, 7 septuple, 8 octuple, 9 nonuple, 10 decuple, up to 100 centuple and 1,000 milluple.

1: monuple 2: couple 3: triple 4: quadruple 5: quintuple 6: sextuple 7: septuple 8: octuple 9: nonuple 10: decuple 11: undecuple 12: duodecuple 13: tredecuple 14: quattuordecuple 15: quindecuple 16: sexdecuple 17: septendecuple 18: octodecuple 19: novemdecuple 20: vigintuple 100: centuple 1,000: milluple b13:c99:p431
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RICRRL RICRRL stands for Regional Inter-Camp Raft Racing League.

RICRRL (Regional Inter-Camp Raft Racing League) b13:c99:p416
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ISEDC The International Stealth Equipment Designation Committee (ISEDC) designates stealth equipment as Legitimate Stealth Equipment (LSE).

G-hooks are designated Legitimate Stealth Equipment (LSE) by the International Stealth Equipment Designation Committee (ISEDC) b13:c99:p414
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Institute of Leopard-Crawling and other Stealth Ground Manoeuvres The ILCSGM (Institute of Leopard-Crawling and other Stealth Ground Manoeuvres) was established by Leonora and Wilford Schleswig-Wompelstein.

established by Leonora & Wilford Schleswig-Wompelstein. b13:c99:p414
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CCCC CCCC stands for Coagulated Colon Confectioneries Corporation.

Manufactured by CCCC (Coagulated Colon Confectioneries Corporation). b13:c99:p434
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