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AardmuisfonteinAardmuisfonteina very, very, very, very, very, very, very remote research station beyond the furthest fringes of Moremi forest.Angel IslandAngel IslandStunningly beautiful island plonk in the middle of the Atticus Ocean, where [Swedhump Elementary](swedhump-elementary) classes go forAnt Farm 27bAnt Farm 27bAnt farm 27b belongs to Dr.Ant Farm 41aAnt Farm 41aDr. Williams's ant farm, located in her bedroom. It has been rated a Highly Prestigious Farm.Aqualinia WaterparkAqualinia WaterparkProbably the world’s best waterslide park.Aquarium BuildingAquarium BuildingThe Aquarium Building is part of Swedhump Elementary.Awkward BuildingAwkward BuildingA building at Swedhump Elementary.Baking StudioBaking StudioThe bread-baking studio at Swedhump Elementary, where Ms.Bent Potato BuildingBent Potato BuildingA building at Swedhump Elementary where classes are held.Blue-BusBlue-BusA cabin at Camp Goodacre, if a cabin is allowed to be an actual blue bus parked on the roof of the camp laundromat.Building Building BuildingBuilding Building BuildingThe Building Building building is where Mr.Building FBuilding FBuilding F, at Swedhump Elementary.Camp FootmøldCamp FootmøldCamp Footmøld is the arch rival of Camp Goodacre.Camp GoodacreCamp GoodacreCamp Goodacre is one of the most popular summer camps in the country.Cleopatra PalaceCleopatra PalaceThe Cleopatra Palace is an 11-star establishment.Competition TentCompetition TentA tent at Swedhump Elementary, used for competitions.CucumberCucumberA cabin at Camp Goodacre.Dashville Botanical GardensDashville Botanical GardensThe botanical gardens of Dashville.Eeyolga Snausage FactoryEeyolga Snausage FactoryThe snausage factory run by Aunt Eeyolga.Escape TunnelEscape TunnelA system of tunnels dug by Dash and friends beneath the school.Fishbowl-on-Head ClassFishbowl-on-Head ClassA class at Swedhump Elementary, taught by Mr Sealikk-Hanth.Grand Presidential BallroomGrand Presidential BallroomA grand hall at Swedhump Elementary.Grand Wobblethorpe RegencyGrand Wobblethorpe RegencyThe World's Second-Most Amazing HotelHighly Irritating BuildingHighly Irritating BuildingA building at Swedhump Elementary, and the home of the Highly Irritating class.ICM HangarICM HangarThe hangar at Swedhump Elementary that houses the Ice Cream Machine.Kitchen 27bKitchen 27bA specially-built soup kitchen at Swedhump Elementary.Kite StoreroomKite StoreroomThe room at Swedhump Elementary where the kites are kept.LabyrinthLabyrinthOne of the cabins at Camp Goodacre, though 'cabin' undersells it.Lake GoodacreLake GoodacreA majestic lake. Camp Goodacre sits on it, and there is a submarine somewhere in it.Left Thumb BuildingLeft Thumb BuildingTV Production is taught in the Left Thumb Building at Swedhump Elementary.Marble-Polishing-Machine BuildingMarble-Polishing-Machine BuildingA building at Swedhump Elementary, built by Mr.Marble-Run BuildingMarble-Run BuildingThe Marble-Run Building stands at Swedhump Elementary.Misty CliffsMisty CliffsMisty Cliffs is a creepy place.Moremi ForestMoremi ForestHuge forest bordering [Swedhump Elementary](swedhump-elementary).Mr Rosebank's workshopMr Rosebank's workshopThe inventor's shed of Mr.Mudbog MarshMudbog MarshCommonly accepted to be the smelliest place in the country.Napkin-Folding BuildingNapkin-Folding BuildingThe Napkin-Folding building houses the Napkin-Folding Class.Niblett BeachNiblett BeachA stretch of perfect sand lapped by turquoise warm water.Norma IslandNorma IslandNorma Island: a glistening, palm-covered jewel, one mile offshore from Niblett Beach.Nose buildingNose buildingJoke-Telling class is held in the Nose building at Swedhump Elementary.Nostril BuildingNostril BuildingA nostril-shaped building at Swedhump Elementary.Orange GroveOrange GroveThe orange grove at Swedhump Elementary.Pampagonian ArchipelagoPampagonian ArchipelagoA cluster of tropical islands 100 miles south of Niblett beach.PGRAIALPPGRAIALPPGRAIALP stands for Penguin General Recreation Area Including A Lovely Pond.PhysicsPhysicsA subject at the school, taught by Mrs.Pickled-Cucumber BuildingPickled-Cucumber BuildingThe walls of this building are 3 feet thick and made of solid pickled cucumber sponge.Ponsonby RoyalePonsonby RoyaleThe Ponsonby Royale is a 10-star establishment.Principal ZofisPrincipal ZofisThe school principal's office.Pump-RoomPump-RoomLocated under Mr. Plumtree's classroom at Swedhump Elementary, the pump-room supplies water for the school's water fountain.Raft WorkshopsRaft WorkshopsThe raft workshops at Camp Goodacre.RedcliffRedcliffRedcliff is a set of quarters dug directly into the Red Cliffs of the East.RockiesRockiesA cabin at Camp Goodacre, also known as Rocklands.School TheatreSchool TheatreThe school theatre at Swedhump Elementary.SchwaltzoriumSchwaltzoriumA W-shaped building in which schwaltzing is taught.Science LabScience LabThe Science Lab at Swedhump Elementary is shaped like a banana.Secure Command CenterSecure Command CenterThe SCC is the technology headquarters for Dash and Rob.Snausage StadiumSnausage StadiumWorld-famous Snausage Stadium (seats 143,000)Sniffsonian CafeteriaSniffsonian CafeteriaThe cafeteria at the Sniffsonian Museum, and it is so amazing that every day a bunch of kids totally refuse to leave.Sniffsonian MuseumSniffsonian MuseumThe Sniffsonian Museum: the world's most famous and important museum of natural history, artefacts, trivia, miscellany and heemo-globuleStarting PensStarting PensThe Starting Pens, abbreviated SP, are a location at Camp Goodacre.Stumpnose ElementaryStumpnose ElementaryPrincipal: Professor Inspector Josiah Stumpnose.Swedhump ElementarySwedhump ElementaryDash's school. Principal: Mrs. Rosebank Probably the best school in the world. Definitely has the best teachers in the world. Named afterSwedhump MuseumSwedhump MuseumThe Swedhump Museum, better known as the Bike Museum.Swedhump racetrackSwedhump racetrackThe fantastic Swedhump racetrack.The Cave of ThievesThe Cave of ThievesA cave. You reach it from the cactus, straight into the hills, and from the hills, a cave.Triplo-padTriplo-padThis is like a heli-pad, but for triplocopters, other flying craft and mechanized dirigibles.Trophy BuildingTrophy BuildingWhere Swedhump Elementary's many, many, many, many, many, many trophies are kept.Tunnel AlphaTunnel AlphaTunnel Alpha is one of the tunnels at Swedhump Elementary.Tunnel CharlieTunnel CharlieTunnel Charlie is really deep and I don't want to tell you about it now because it will probably scare you.Under-School Tunnel NetworkUnder-School Tunnel NetworkThe Under-School Tunnel Network, or USTN, is a system of escape tunnels running beneath Swedhump Elementary.WalrospitalWalrospitalA walrospital is a hospital for walruses.WaterfallWaterfallA cabin at Camp Goodacre.WillowWillowWillow is a cabin, and a team, at Camp Goodacre.Witch Nose IslandWitch Nose IslandDevil Nose Island was renamed [Witch Nose Island](witch-nose-island) in 1967, after objections raised by the INCS (International NoseZip-Lining EmporiumZip-Lining EmporiumHuge zip-lining park at [Swedhump Elementary](swedhump-elementary).ZobradorpZobradorpA small town in The Foothills named after Gerald Zobra, the man who first settled in the area.Zoo LakeZoo LakeA lake. Exactly one mile in diameter, surrounded by a large park, and just two blocks from Dash and Rob's houses.

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