People

Allister SnaeffelsnessAllister Snaeffelsness is a former World Bubble-Blowing Champion.Andri GrimminikAndri-Grimminik Herr-Groggen-Chommen Hummen-Grekken is arguably the world’s most famous water fountain designer.Aqualine (Ms.)Entrepreneur and adventurer.Aunt EeyolgaEllen's aunt, and the second oldest of Edna's siblings.Bernice WiggleTeaches Confused Class at Swedhump Elementary.Bridal coupleA bridal couple who appear in Book 6.Chef McGurkOwner of McGurk's Hot Dog Factory.Chef McHoundJenny McHound, the Hot Dog Making teacher at Swedhump Elementary, and a total genius.Collum OllumCollum embodies mischief.Cynthia BlappyCynthia Blappy is the world's most famous, and most ferocious, Vertical Tug-of-war team trainer.Dash CandooHates it when his breakfast (the most important meal of the day) gets disturbed.Devil-CatEnemy fighter. Huge double-tailed black cat that for some reason always lands up on the wrong side of the law. Tends to partner withDr. Morris Bubble-ThorpeThe Chocolate Fountain teacher at Swedhump Elementary, where he teaches, as the title suggests, Chocolate Fountain.Dr. Quilonius KhumberDr. Quilonius Khumber, who also answers to Dr. Q., teaches Grozint Sandwich-Making at Swedhump Elementary. Dash Candoo is among hisDr. Stella BriscoeDr. Stella Briscoe is the real soup-tasting teacher at Swedhump Elementary, based in the Soup Tasting and Appreciation Building.Dr. WilliamsTeaches: First Aid Major Accomplishment: Created and trained the world’s most famous ant choir Loves: Ants, singing, singing antsEdna EllenbogenOne of the parents of Ellen Ellenbogen, and a proprietor of Ellenbogen Snausages.Edward Smee-SpoonEdward Smee-Spoon twisted his ankle.Elijah FroffingtonElijah Froffington: world-famous soup chef, known to the public as Chef Froff, the World's Best Banana Soup Chef.Ellen EllenbogenOne of Dash's closest friends, and a formidable operator in her own right.Elliot Ridge-SnapperFor five years running, Elliot Ridge-Snapper was the World Baking Champion.Errika Snizzle18 year old Errika Snizzle (the previous year's champion) who was famous for her 8-footers.Flaxon Gronken-Snodt-HickFlaxon Gronken-Snodt-Hick is the inventor of Elbow-Cornering, a fine sport.GeorgginaGeorggina is Elijah Froffington's assistant.Granny FiddichGranny Fiddich, sometimes spelled Fidditch, is Lenwold Fiddich's granny.Greta Gretchen-HofferExtremely talented. Champion face-puller. Very clever. Close friends with Dash. Loves anything to do with ancient Egypt.Gronville HonkersmithMost annoying boy in the school.Harold EllenbogenHarold Ellenbogen is, with Edna, a parent of Ellen Ellenbogen and a proprietor of Ellenbogen's Snausages.Henry the HogDash's pet warthog. His smell is a precise blend of mildew, warthog, and duckpond.Hommflimff Fleffle-SnippHommflimff Fleffle-Snipp was making a Quadruple avocado emulsifier with snausage paste, swed sauce and a drop of wombat juice.Homputer 44573XTeaches cooking. Homputer 44573X is a [homputer](homputers) that specialises in cooking. Its memory bank stores all receipes ever made inHonkersmith familyA family entered in the sandcastle competition.James HogsbottomTeaches: Paper Airplanes Major Accomplishments: Doctorate in Aeronautical Engineering by age fourteen.Jamie T'arrowA competitor in the Marble Day Competition, drawn against Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jean-Jean Johnson.Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean JohnsonTwin sister of [Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon Johnson](jonjon-jonjon-johnson).Jenkins DuckbridgeThe winner of the NSPGTFMEKE (Norbert Schnossel Platinum Gold Trophy for Most Epic Kite of Event) was Jenkins Duckbridge.Jenna-Veeve Vvvwossington the NineteenthThe Mayor of Dashville, nineteenth of the name.Jenne-Veeve VervingtonThe prize for the Smallest Kite was won by Jenne-Veeve Vervington.Jezebel McNeighJezebel McNeigh, also known as Mrs.Jonjon-Jonjon-Jonjon JohnsonTwin brother of [Jeanjean-Jeanjean-Jeanjean Johnson](jeanjean-jeanjean-johnson).Jonty Wobblett-Smee11 year old Jonty Wobblett-Smee who was famous for his 10 sausage Wonky Wonders.Joseph Josephs-JosephsJoseph Josephs-Josephs is a Cheesecake Technician and the brother of Josephine Josephs-Josephs.Josephine Josephs-JosephsJosephine Josephs-Josephs is a Cheesecake Technician and the sister of Joseph Josephs-Josephs.King CockroachNobody has any idea who, or what, King Cockroach is.Kwazzzznik QuadrupletsThe Kwazzzznik Quadruplets.Lenwold FiddichClassmate of Dash Candoo and grandson of Granny Fiddich.Li'l Jimmy Jimmy-SinnNot much is actually known about Li’L Jimmy Jimmy-Sin, apart from the fact that he has lived his whole life in a castle up on Misty Cliffs.Mayor Jenna-Veeve Vvvwossington the NinthJenna-Veeve Vvvwossington the Ninth is the Mayor of Dashville.Moira MemphisMoira Memphis teaches TV Production at Swedhump Elementary.Mr Sealikk-HanthTruman Sealikk-Hanth teaches Fishbowl-on-Head at Swedhump Elementary.Mr. Ape-RickottMr. Ape-Rickott teaches Treehouse Class at Swedhump Elementary. He is one of the world's most famous treehouse builders.Mr. BillfinchThe Marble-run Building teacher at Swedhump Elementary, also known as Dr.Mr. ClanwilliamMr. Clanwilliam owns the row boats at Zoo Lake.Mr. DarlingTeaches: Math Major Accomplishment: Grew the world’s 14th largest grapefruit Loves: Neckties, pinkfish, mintsMr. GhogghhTeaches: Highly Irritating class Major Accomplishment: World Marble Run Champion (2017) Loves: Crocodiles, marble-runs, The OscillatingMr. GoodacreZebulon Goodacre. Founder and Lord Admiral of Camp Goodacre.Mr. GrodzinskyTeaches: Physical Education/[Wobble-Ball](wobble-ball) Major Accomplishment: Current Wobble-Ball World Champion.Mr. Gronken-Snodt-HickMr. Gronken-Snodt-Hick teaches Elbow-Cornering at Swedhump Elementary. He has twice been World Elbow-Cornering champion.Mr. H.Mr. H. teaches Hamster-Wheel Building at Swedhump Elementary. The H is apparently short for Hollbertoniousiousious, pronouncedMr. HansenMr. Hansen, the caretaker at Swedhump Elementary.Mr. Humma-Groff-DwollopMr. Humma-Groff-Dwollop is one of the world's most famous bakers. He works at Zoo Lake.Mr. IbisTeaches: Bicycle-building Major Accomplishment: Winner Tour de South-Northern Swottolia Loves: Cycles, engineering, [gramsters](gramsters)Mr. K.Herrodonious Karakorum, known to everyone as Mr.Mr. McYawnTeaches: Really Boring Class Major Accomplishment: Has won The World’s Most Boring Person Award multiple times Loves: TrafficMr. Nomsa-Nomsa-NomsaTeaches: Hole-digging Major Accomplishment: World’s most respected [hole-digger](hole-digging-vehicles) mechanic Loves: PotatoesMr. Petty-Goash-ZharmbMr. Petty-Goash-Zharmb, known as PGZ, teaches Leaning Slightly to the Left at Swedhump Elementary. His qualification is structural: hisMr. PlumtreeTeaches: Plumbing Major Accomplishment: Formerly the world’s most sought-after Royal Plumber.Mr. ProudfootTeaches: Dance Major Accomplishment: World Snow-dancing Champion Loves: Skiing, dancing, flamingosMr. RobinsbottomRobin Robinsbottom teaches Magnets in the Physics Department at Swedhump Elementary, where Dash Candoo is among his students.Mr. RosebankEbenezer Rosebank: world-famous inventor and ice cream maker, and husband of Mrs.Mr. Rrr-Tökk-TökkTeaches: The [Pause!](pause-game) Game.Mr. Skwidge-WinkleCyril Skwidge-Winkle is the Mayonnaise-Squirting teacher at Swedhump Elementary.Mr. SniffyMr. P. R. Sniffy. A special guest at Swedhump Elementary, and the owner and curator of the Sniffsonian, the world's most famous andMr. SteadyneckTeaches: [Potted-Plant Balancing](potted-plant-balancing-moves) Major Accomplishment: Potted-Plant Balancing World Champion (1958) Loves:Mr. StinsonTeaches: [Ceiling-throw](ceiling-throw) Major Accomplishment: World Ceiling-throw Champion Loves: Wobble-Ball, raisins, dancingMr. WeatherspoonMr. Weatherspoon: Chief Menagerie Officer at Swedhump Elementary, and before that the director of the Uzbuuku Zoo, where he had workedMrs. Belch-HickTeaches: English Major Accomplishment: Second place at The World Toe-Curling Championships Loves: CatsMrs. FidwidgeThe Napkin-Folding teacher at Swedhump Elementary, hired by the principal, Mrs.Mrs. FRRTMrs. FRRT teaches Physics at Swedhump Elementary. She is a world expert in Momentum, Collisions, Energy, Circular Motion and Gravity, andMrs. GlitchegrockenMrs. Glitchegrocken teaches Marble-Polishing-Machine Building at Swedhump Elementary. She first appeared in Book 9.Mrs. GlitchengrockenGretchen Glitchengrocken teaches Marble-Polishing-Machine Building.Mrs. Hogmanny-Hog-MahommTeaches: Vegetables Major Accomplishment: Grew Carrot 27b Loves: Vegetables, especially carrotsMrs. OzniakTeaches: History Major Accomplishment: World’s largest collection of coffee, tea and chot-hotlitt making-machines Loves: Hot beveragesMrs. RosebankPrincipal of Swedhump Elementary.Mrs. Scratch ScratchBernice Scratch Scratch is the Fury Juice brewer and Fury Liquid Class teacher at Swedhump Elementary, where Dash Candoo is among herMrs. TadrosTeaches: Science Major Accomplishment: Created Egyptian Blue Loves: Reading biographies of famous scientistsMrs. WilberforceWinnifrieda Wilberforce teaches Transformation at Swedhump Elementary.Mrs. WobblethorpeTeaches: Bed-Jumping Major Accomplishments: Used to own the World’s Second-Most Amazing Hotel, has jumped on over 32,000 beds.Mrs. ZhonstTeaches: Face-Pulling Major Accomplishment: Won the World Face-Pulling Championship, which was held at the Uzbükkuu Zoo in 1972 (it’s true).Ms. AqualineMs. Aqualine is the owner of the Aqualinia Waterpark and founding chairwoman of the Aqualine Corporation. She appeared as a special guestMs. EpiglottisMs. Epiglottis teaches SHOUT class at Swedhump Elementary. She is a famous opera singer, and she won the World Shout Championships in 1999.Ms. GlamorganTeaches: Egyptology Major Accomplishment: Double Olympic gold medalist (swimming) Loves: Swimming, anything to do with EgyptMs. GlissicleTeaches: Waterslide.Ms. GreenacreTeaches: Zip-Lining Major Accomplishment: World Zip-Lining Champion (2013) Loves: [Smarshmallows](smarshmallows), [noncycles](noncycles),Ms. GrimsteadTeaches: Library Major Accomplishment: UNRLEAM Chief Library Officer Loves: BooksMs. InflatoriousWynona Inflatorious teaches Bubble-Blowing at Swedhump Elementary, where her students include Dash Candoo.Ms. M'Punn-Dinn-GurryTeaches: Annoyingness Major Accomplishment: World’s Most Annoying Person (2007) Loves: UnknownMs. McMuffinMarjorie McMuffin is the Baking teacher at Swedhump Elementary, where she works out of the Baking Studio.Ms. Over-DewMs. Over-Dew teaches Being Late Class at Swedhump Elementary. She is qualified. She was World Being Late Champion in 2011.Ms. OzniakMs. Ozniak teaches History at Swedhump Elementary, and is widely regarded as the world's best history teacher. Dash Candoo is among herMs. TadrosMs. Tadros teaches science at Swedhump Elementary. Her major accomplishment is Egyptian Blue, a world-famous perfume.Ms. WoodhouseTeaches: Art Major Accomplishment: One of the world’s most respected [jump-splodge](jump-splodge-painting) painters Loves: PaintingNorbert NiblettNorbert Niblett was a famous navigator and walrus impersonator who first landed in the area over 400 years ago.Norbert SchnosselNobody has the foggiest idea who Norbert Schnossel is, or why the trophy is named after him.Norma NiblettWife of the famous explorer Norbert Niblett.Oceanus PomingtonCaptain of Industry.Oliver OshkoshCo-builder, with Wendy Woznohokk, of the Oshkosh-Woznohokk Waterslide.Oswøld Footmøld the ThirteenthOswøld Footmøld the Thirteenth is the founder of Camp Footmøld.Petunia Trundle-HumplePetunia Trundle-Humple, known as PTH and, less kindly, the Horrible Lady.President Jermina Wuttle-Snipe the 37thPresident Jermina Wuttle-Snipe the 37th was a president.Prof. Plebinorrius McDermott the 3rdProf. Plebinorrius McDermott the 3rd holds the office of Chief Marble Officer.Professor-Inspector Josiah StumpnoseFounder and Principal of Stumpnose Elementary.Rob NewmanOne of Dash’s best friends.Rogina McRoger-RogersonRogina McRoger-Rogerson is captain of the Zoo Lake Vertical Tug-of-war team.Semaphorius Trundle-HumpleAlso known as Old Man Trundle-Humple.Seven SistersThe Seven Sisters are weird little ladies.Shereena Aska-LonkaVery quiet. Brilliant Face-Puller. Mysterious & enigmatic.Sir Oswald McChuckleJoke-Telling teacher.Sir Rufus RedrockSir Rufus Redrock: one of the first teachers at Swedhump Elementary.Sir Stephenson Remington-HobbesInventor of [wobble-ball](wobble-ball).Sniffy (Mr.)Owner of the [Sniffsonian Museum](sniffsonian).Substitute teacherName unknown. A strange, tall lady who would not let go of her two handbags and knew nothing about paper airplanes.The Bird LadyThe Cabin Allocator at Camp Goodacre.The President, Her Most Excellent Harriet Gladiolus the 49thHer Most Excellent Harriet Gladiolus the 49th.The TrumpetersThe Trumpeters of Camp Goodacre.Thelonius GrozintThe epic, legendary inventor of the Grozint Sandwich.Theodonious UppacrombianThe most famous marble-maker ever to have lived.Veronica BravoVeronica Bravo used to be one of the naughtiest children at Swedhump Elementary.Vesuvius CasablancaVesuvius Casablanca is a famous explorer, naturalist, wart-melon farmer and hiking-boot reinventor.Wendy WoznohokkCo-builder, with Oliver Oshkosh, of the Oshkosh-Woznohokk Waterslide.William WilliamsWilliam Williams, WW for short, is Chief Mechanic at Stumpnose Elementary, our rival school.Wolliams RamsbottomThe prize for the Weirdest Kite was won by Wolliams Ramsbottom.Wombattina TripletsThe Wombattina Triplets, Winnifred, Winona and Wilhemina, are duck-feeders at Zoo Lake.